Get some babies, tell them its sugar.
What's worse than a thousand dead babies in the back of a pickup truck?
One live one at the bottom trying to eat its way out.
What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to 10 trees.
How do you fit a thousand babies into a bathtub?
Use a blender.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
What's more fun than hitting a baby with a 2x4?
Nothing.
What�s the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?
Can�t unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
What�s the difference between a heap of dead babies and a large pile of rocks?
I don�t have a large pile of rocks in my garage.
What's red and white and screams?
A peeled baby in a bag of salt!
What do you tell a baby with two black eyes?
Nothing, you already told it twice.
What's more fun than stapling a baby to the wall?
Ripping it off again.
What's more fun than pinning a baby to the clothes line and spinning it around at 200 mph?
Stopping it with a shovel.
How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off its head.
What do you call a baby with a puppy in its mouth?
Revenge.
What do you call a dead baby lying on your front porch?
Matt.
