Chat Name: DoofyCutielips
A/S/L: 103 / I have a headache/ at home
Married/Single?: Livin in sin
Job: I'm a student... it's great!
What do ya do for fun/hobbies: Chat, chat and sometimes a bit of chat.
Describe what you look like: 1 head... 1 body.. 2 arms.. 2 legs... some special bits.
What are you wearing: Oh.. hang on... just gotta consult the 'Cyber Guide'... I'm wearing.. a garter belt.. stockings and me best wonderbra :o)
Have you gotta pic: yup... got loads.. ty
Do you cyber: (consults guide again) .. oh here it is.. Only if ya gotta big coke and ya a good fork!




Chat name: Oprah Gigglebuns
A/S/L: Ohhhhh very old / last time I looked I had boobs! / Freeserve!
Married/Single: Nope ...any offers???
Job: eh!!!!! ohh what do I do..lol silly I chat for a living
What do you do for fun/hobbies: I do rock face climbing and jump outta planes!!..lol I dont have time for hobbies..I chat !
Describe what you look like: Well u know Rachel outta friends?? nothing like her! ;o)
What are you wearing: Stupid bloody question that is!! clothes of course!!
Have you got a pic: Yep..I like ones of cats best how about you?
Do you cyber: Not on a full tummy please!!




Chat name: Doctorfunk
A/S/L: 30/m/N.Wales
Married/Single: Married
Job:Instructor
What do you do for fun/hobbies:Sport mainly snooker & football. Music. Chat. Phone Texting.
Describe what you look like: My reflection
What are you wearing: T-shirt , joggers.
Have you got a pic: No
Do you cyber: y do u ?




Chatname; Dances On Tables (m)
A/S/L; Age : I've been on this earth approximately 3542458 minutes (most of em spent waiting for freeserve) Sex : Approximately 4940 times.. it's amazing I ever find the time given how much time I spend on chat. Location : I go along with old Martini thing.. "anytime, anyplace, anywhere".
Married/Single; Trying to find Sin cos that sounds a fun place to live. (want some help? :oD Doof)
Job; You know the old guy with the dodgy leg that sits in that little booth in public car parks?? Well I'm his trainee. Oh and part time dancer ;)
What do ya do for fun/hobbies; You can usually find me sellotaping breadcrumbs to windows and watching the ikkle sparrows knock 'emselves out. I also have the largest, privately-owned tinned salmon collection in Freeservedom.
Describe what you look like; You know the guy with the dodgy leg that sits in that little booth in public car parks...
Have you gotta pic;  The striking 'Dances On Tables' pic is amazing value at just £4.95. World renowned photographer "Mike from work" was commissioned to produce this stunning picture which has been described as the Mona Lisa of the photographic world. Dances' enigmatic smile expertly captured, you'll wonder you your wall ever survived without this pic hanging on it. But wait!!!... if you order now, we'll also send you the perfect 'Dances On Tables' pic companion - a set of Tungston look-alike darts - hours of fun for all the family. And that's not all - if you order today. we'll send you a second pic absolutely free! To order your copy of 'Dances On Tables', and to receive the second pic and set of darts, just send a cheque or postal order for £4.95 (+ £12.95 p + p) + VAT to '[email protected]' - and remember.. this offer is not available in the shops. (Please allow 28 years for delivery. This offer supercedes all previous offers.. including that damn Penalli Pen Set that nobody wanted..).
What are you wearing; A gas mask, nipple clamps and a nappy
Do you cyber; Well no.. not really.. but I promise to master the art of typing with one hand real soon.




Chatname; SȧÏÐËR©
A/S/L; old enough to know better / yes please / anywhere u like ;-)
Maried/Single; Blissfully single
Job; Official Plot Hunter for Freeserve chat ..... even found one once !!
What do ya do for fun/hobbies; Depends who's askin !!
Describe what you look like; u ever seen Arnold Schwarzenegger in the movies ???? ......... well I look like the Alien in Predator
Have you gotta pic; yes thanx ...... downloaded it from www.tarts-r-us.com & use it as my wallpaper ... must remember to change it next time my mum visits !!
What are you wearing; Beige nylon safari suit, brown sandals, white sox, lylac shirt & matching cravat ............... do I have style or wot ????? lol
Do you cyber; yuk never drink the stuff !! prefer lager !! ....... ooooops sorry thought u said cider !! ................. wot's cyber then ??





Chat Name: DILLON
A/S/L: Cut me in half and count the rings/Hermaphrodite/In the gutter wiv a can of special brew.
Married/Single: Married to a woman I keep locked in my cellar!
Job: Qualified as Stealth bomber pilot, but moonlight as Jo Whiley's toe hair groomer.
What do you do for fun/hobbies: Favourite pastime is to locate vandalised shopping trolleys and lovingly restore them to their original splendour.
Describe what you look like: A cross between Sid Little and the Honey Monster.
Have you gotta pic: I have a lovely pic of me water skiing, taken while I was staying on Daddy's yacht in St Tropez with Jennifer Lopez a couple of years ago. Ahhh, memories!
What are you wearing: At the moment I'm wearing a pair of Cuban heeled boots, a leopard print thong and a cowboy hat.
Do you cyber: I don't cyber, but I can do the Mash Potato and the Twist quite well!



Chatname; Mickyb, kick the welsh , kill the welsh
A/S/L; 31 / Male / Nuneaton by the sea
Maried/Single; errrrrr kind of trying to get out of 1 and in to another !  (and he did.. now blissfully wed to Kitty)
Job; Rent boy and kitty's sexual aid
What do ya do for fun/hobbies; I love weting the bed for fun , its a great hobby and leaves me with a nice warm feeling all over me belly .I love to wind me lover up , its great fun to see her try and batter me ...lol hurt me !!
Describe what you look like; Im an ugly twat ..... lol
Have you gotta pic; Yeh
What are you wearing; A nice lickle black pvc straight jacket and matching deerstalker hat .
Do you cyber; Yes I do , I'm a right slapper and love cyber in gay chat !


Chat name: danchutney
A/S/L: 21/m/london
Married/Single: Single
Job: Unemployed writer
What do you do for fun/hobbies: Film /music / comedy
Describe what you look like: 6' tall, dark hair, dark eyes
What are you wearing: now? blue t (dolescum on the front) and black jeans
Have you got a pic: yes, somewhere
Do you cyber: no comment ;)




Chatname; The B@irn
A/S/L; Age:The same as my shoe size or so I keep getting told..... Sex:....Ta very much but only on days wiv a 'Y' in them thanx... Location:At present I'm backpacking in the Himalayas trying to find inner peace and enlightenment.
Married/Single; Married....and she lets me know it every single day.....
Job; Was a Clairvoyant for a while but couldn't see a future in that,I also worked as a trap door tester but fell through after a couple of weeks.
What do ya do for fun/hobbies; Acting Vice President of 'THE SHANE RITCHIE APPRECIATION SOCIETY' .....Reading but havin problems at the moment cause all the pages are stuck together....like to do a bit of writing as well, in fact I'm working on a book just know entitled '101 Sexual Positions With A Dyson DC04'.. ohh and Arithmetic....well I had to count each one of them ya know......
Describe what you look like; SHIT....just woken up and ain't had my corrnflakes yet..
Have you gotta pic; YEAH..and it's a Beauty..About 12" Long and...Soz, I thoght ya said PR***. ..aint got a Pic but hope to get it back soon after I give the window cleaner the £500 he's wanting for the negatives.
What are you wearing; Leather Studded Pants,Cowboy Boots.Dog collar and Leash.......WALKIES ANYONE..?
Do you cyber; Talk about stupid questions...Its me ya talkin tooooo..




Chat Name: ÐÍGGLÊR©
A/S/L: 29/M/Sunderland
Married/Single?: Wooohooo single!!
Job: Mould Maintenance Specialist
What do ya do for fun/hobbies: Ermmm drink! support Sunderland afc and chat!!!
Describe what you look like: Oooh! 5' 8" brown hair bluish eyes 11 stone and I got a pic to prove it!!! lol
What are you wearing: A white disco suit! ask Ice Maiden she knows!! only jokin at the mo tracksuit bottoms and a polo shirt
Have you gotta pic: Just said didnt I??? lol
Do you cyber: Hmmm been a long time but I have done once may do it again ;) lol




Chatname; Downtown girl
A/S/L; 32 / all woman / location to suit :P
Maried/Single; Single but not desperate lol
Job; Trainee driving instructor and manage pizza house
What do ya do for fun/hobbies;gym ... running .. swimming (shit ok I lied im a pc potato)
Describe what you look like; all curves and green eyes .(honest)
Have you gotta pic; yup but no scanner so yer not havin it ner ner lol
What are you wearing; me birthday suit
Do you cyber; nope ... unless u find me Tom Cruise and I'll pay yer



Chat name: originalhotrod
A/S/L: 39/m/cheshire
Married/Single: Married (unhappily)
Job: Surveyor
What do you do for fun/hobbies:
Describe what you look like: 5-11 short fair hair & beard blue eyes stocky build
What are you wearing: a smile
Have you got a pic: yes
Do you cyber: has been known





Chat name: miss kitty evil
A/S/L:34/yes but i charge/whoresville
Married/Single:sort of married to mickyb he gets my services at a reduction
Job:high class hooker
What do you do for fun/hobbies: d.i.y been trying to fix the roof at whorseville but need help any roofers out there i'll give you a nice bj if u can fix our roof / make slooooooooooooow love to micky b
Describe what you look like:oh i'm a real babe you just wouldnt believe it micky calls me his rottweiler
What are you wearing:a washed out lace bra crotchless knickers (easier when i'm on the batter)lace hold ups with a ladder down the back,a red leather mini skirt, a winnie the pooh t shirt and white stilletto's listen girls dont get jealous us high class hookers have to be sophisticated and need the designer gear
Have you got a pic:yeh had some done for a jazz mag once but you cant see my face and my minky looks like a ripped out fireplace i told the guy not to get so close
Do you cyber: are u lot joking why should i type to some pervy git so he can have a shermans tank, when i can argue on main and chat to my m8s




Chat Name: Hotnsticky©
A/S/L: wooooooo hooooo dont get asked this v often :) pmsl ermmm 35/f/Teesside.
Married/Single?: errrmmmmm bit a both
Job: Counsellor
What do ya do for fun/hobbies: oooooooohhhhhh cant tell ya that - apart from me puta
Describe what you look like: Reet ugly fat twat
What are you wearing: At the moment jeans n a T shirt
Have you gotta pic: Got loads of em some in front room some in bedroom ooooo of me ya mean??? yeah i have one for the choice few ;)
Do you cyber: NNNNNNNNNNNOooooooooooooooooooo !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Chat name: Dixie…when that other bitch doesn't steal it first
A/S/L: 32 and a quarter…. Only if its worth it…… back seat of my car
Married/Single: single in 25 days…watch this space!!
Job: crappy awful one I started last friday
What do you do for fun/hobbies: fun…trying to drive my car whilst in the back seat
Describe what you look like: without my contacts……a bit fuzzy
What are you wearing: chanel's coco
Have you got a pic: got a cracker of a naked guy on a car ….REAL NAKED!!!!!
Do you cyber: only if I can find the guy on the car





Chatname; Stef (How original am I?!!! lol)
A/S/L; 29, Yes please, N.E.Where
Maried/Single; Single, but not 4 long! lol
Job; Yes
What do ya do for fun/hobbies; Bloody hell... what's fun and hobbies?!!!
Describe what you look like; like ME!!!
Have you gotta pic; Y? Where's the ice?
What are you wearing; Out my keyboard at the moment!!
Do you cyber; Only if u ask really really nicely, and u can find me!! lol!!



Chat Name: goo goo doll
A/S/L: 38 / yes please if anyones offering / here!
Married/Single?: :-( married..but watch this space
Job: if you got one going.id love one thanks!
What do ya do for fun/hobbies: chat thats about it!
Describe what you look like: ummmmm...picture meg ryan.. well im nowt like her!!
What are you wearing: my customary black nuns habit with cowl and large crucifix..not telling whats under it tho!!
Have you gotta pic: nope and im not likely to have either!
Do you cyber: cyber? um no but i have been known to tread grapes for wine!..oh thought u said cyder!



Chat Name specialk
A/S/L:im 40 male london (the eastend part )
Married/Single?:single
Job:still looking
What do ya do for fun/hobbies:ooooh that would be tell ;)
Describe what you look like:oh thats a hard one (not too bad really )
What are you wearing: black top & black trouses and black shoes
Have you gotta pic:yes
Do you cyber:nothing rude  and only to people i know well

Cheesy Chat

Answers to the typical cheesy questions ya always get asked in chat!!

Chat Name:lèåh-ÅKÂ-gløbãl-lêåh
A/S/L: 34/f/yorkshire
Married/Single?: single
Job: lady of leisure ;o)
What do ya do for fun/hobbies: go in chat or messing on my site
How long have you been using chat: since july 99
Describe what you look like: the chinese girl in one of the latest bond film, i look nothing like her lol
What are you wearing: clothes
Have you gotta pic: yip, in a drunken state though :os
Do you cyber: nope, been there, done it, got postcard and t-shirt.


Chat Name: sjblue
A/S/L: forever young/not enough/not near enough...
Married/Single?: All of the above
Job: computer stuff
What do ya do for fun/hobbies: children
How long have you been using chat: 3 months.. (no snickering...)
Describe what you look like: taller than most
What are you wearing: a hat?
Have you gotta pic: yup
Do you cyber: NEVER! OMG!! (again.. no snickering...)




Chat Name: ®kay®
A/S/L: a day older than yesterday / only on days with a Y in them / willing to travel
Married/Single?: sore subject
Job: head chef at Burnley comp. aka dinner lady
What do ya do for fun/hobbies: filling out these fecking questionaiires.
How long have you been using chat: on yahoo for about 8 months
Describe what you look like: i'm a real babe- true- i dribble alot, always crying and got food stuck up my nose and in my hair.
What are you wearing: a romper suit
Have you gotta pic: why have a pic when you can have the real thing.
Do you cyber: now this is a tricky one, cos i dont want yer all to think i'm some sort of chat slapper, YOU DARE DOOF!!! (Whaaaaaaaaaat??? ..Doof)





Chat Name:Lottee, should be Lottie but some sod has nicked mine!
A/S/L: 36 going on 21, Female last time I looked, Scottiehootsland
Married/Single?: Single but not through choice and having fun looking.
Job: Unemployed at the mo.
What do ya do for fun/hobbies: Drink,bank snogs, chase men, chase men, drink, chase men and drink.
How long have you been using chat: Oh must be since about 3 years.
Describe what you look like: 5ft 3, blue/black spikey short hair, blue eyes, medium built.
What are you wearing: At the moment tracky bottoms and a fleece and a half drunken smile lol.
Have you gotta pic: Yes and I didn't even do permanent damage to me drive when I edited it!
Do you cyber: Haven't met anyone I want to cyber yet, but hey would never say never know wot I mean?



Chat name:Fishbones
A/S/L:36/m/Chester, Uk
Married/Single?:Seperated, nearly divorced & married again!
Job:I work for a Kitchen & Bathroom Manufacturer
What do ya do for fun/hobbies:Get tattoos
How long have you been using chat:5 years
Describe what you look like:cat says gorgeous but I reckon a visit to the opticians is imminent!
What are you wearing:Black Leather everything, as usual
Have you gotta pic:Yeah thanks
Do you cyber:No



Chat name:cat, cat bones, cattypet
A/S/L:37, f, wales
Married/Single?:divorced nearly married again!
Job:purchase ledger clerk in a builders merchant
What do ya do for fun/hobbies:mess on me puter, spend time with my kids and Fishbones.
How long have you been using chat:2 years
Describe what you look like:5 4, reddish hair, brown eyes.
What are you wearing:clothes!
Have you gotta pic:Yes ta
Do you cyber:Nope

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