You don't really know me (and I would like to keep it that way) but I'll give you three guesses to figure it out...oh wait I forgot you're a fucking moron...I'll give you a clue... I'm your fucking "replacement."
I havn't talked shit for a month and a half despite the minor fact that you have been talking crap about me. You don't know me and have absolutely no basis for any of the shit you have been assuming about me. I agree that Doofer should have waited longer before going out with me, and I did not know that it had only been three days or I would have acted differently and been patient. But life sucks, get over it you dumb bitch. Like I told Doofer, this whole crap about you and Doofer giving each other your stuff back is immature and stupid. So get your head out of your fucking ass and pull out any sticks that might be stuck up there to and find something better to do.
I have a little secret to tell you...I'm a better person than you in every single way possible. I'm more attractive, I'm more fun to hang out with, I'm more intelligent, I'm a better person, I'm sexier, I'm more interesting, I'm a better fuck, I'm a bigger bitch, etc. This list could go on for pages and pages but you get the hopefully get the point by now.
Given the well known fact that if you wanted Doofer back there is no way in fucking hell he would ever go running back to you, I have some advice for you:
1. Pack up your shit and move on
2. Don't talk shit about someone you don't know
3. Stop acting like a fucking desperate whore
4. Get a personality (maybe then someone could stand to be around you)
5. Go throw up or something because guys like chics that are top heavy not heavy all around...
One last thing, don't bother replying to this or doing or doing anything stupid because I don't want to hear from you or see you ever and I'm pretty damn sure that the feeling is mutual. Just to let you know, it would make my fucking day if you ceased to exist because you're pissing me off and not worth my fucking time or energy.
Bye bye!
Michelle