Kate has lowered herself to smoking in the emergency department.
Belle catches on to the trend
"God, I really needed this!"
Oh my god, it's an elf!
"Oh god, Bo! Your hair..."
"I know, Fancy Face. Don't look at it."
"Dear Lord, Shawn! Thank God you got my genes!"
"But Mom, don't you remember..."
"Wonderful darling! Let's vogue!"
John: "Man, have I got a crick!"
Kate: "Here, let me help!"
So sexy. I love his cologne. And man, what an eyebrow!
I could save a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko.
"Your baby's dying? We'll be right there! I was just finishing up John's rub n' tug"
Shawn: "Mimi, you're the most beautiful girl in the world, next to Belle and my Mom. "
Mimi: "That's the best I can hope for!"
Shawn: "Let's make love or whatever."
"AAAH!"
"Don't be shy, baby."
"I've never seen anything like it!"
"He kind of has a mind of his own."
"I see."
"What's that sound?"
"It's just my instant messenger"
Hi Gran. Can't talk now. Tapping some ass. TTYL.
"Now where were we?"
I could save a lot of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko...
A cop at 16?
I can barely grow peach fuzz
The casting crew sucks
Synchronized drinking
While creepy Dr. Lois plots
How to kill Doc good
Negligent sitter
Bitch, lock the door before bed
Man, will be Bo be pissed
Here lies Alex North
Shot down by "That's a fact" Black
He sure needs a tan
John: "Boy, those roofies kicked in fast!"
John: "What a sexy, unconscious tart! "
John: "C'mere Doc, I wanna show you something."
Marlena: "Oh John! You shouldn't have!"
John: "Don't mention it, baby."
Mar: "No really, you shouldn't have; She's getting blood all over the carpet, and she really doesn't go with the window treatments. I can't even look!"
John: "Alright, I'll take her down. But that's the last time I do something nice for you!"
Abe: "What the hell is this??"
John: "Just doing some redecorating, Abe."
Marlena: "Oh Jesus..."
Abe: "That's the ugliest fucking chandelier I've ever seen. Take it down!"
John: "Right away, Abe."
John: "You see what I have to put up with??"
Marlena: "You're whipped."
