Can anyone help with this software problem?


Eighteen months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2 which I'd used for years without any trouble. However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is also incompatible with several other applications, such as Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2.0 and Playboy 6.1.
Successive versions of Girlfriend have proved no better. A shareware beta-programme, Party Girl 2.1 had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.
Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time only to discover that when these two systems detected each other, they cause severe damage to all my hardware.
Sensing a way out, I upgraded to Fiancee 1.0 only to discover that this product has to be upgraded to Wife 1.0. I did this largely because, whilst Wife 1.0 uses up all available resources, it does come bundled with Free Sex Plus and Cleanhouse 2000. However, I discovered that Wife 1.0 can be very unstable and costly to run. For example, any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0's memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later.
Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary Explorer and E-mail Porn Filter. It can, without warning, launch Photostrop and Whingezip which have no helpfiles and require you to try and guess the problem yourself.
Additionally, the Wife 1.0 bundle, that came with the original system, needs updating regularly, requiring Shoe Shop Browser Pro for new attachments and Hairstyle Express needs to be reinstalled every other week.
It also conflicted with some of the new games I wanted to try, stating that they are an illegal operation. When Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Vauxhall programme it often crashes or runs the system dry.
Wife 1.0 also has a rather annoying pop-up called Mother-in-law, which cannot be turned off. Recently, I've been tempted to try Mistress 2000, but there could be problems - if Wife 1.0 detects the presence of Mistress 2000, it will delete all MS Money files before un-installing itself.

Any ideas?

Cheers, Andy
Andy....Re Software Fix.

Suggest you try using a Shareware program called Escort Agency 2002 v1.2.
This is not new software having been up and running in various forms for many years.
It is utilised daily by millions of people around the world.You should be able to source it locally or via the net.
Escort  Agency does not conflict with Lads Night out 3.1, Drinking Mates 4.2, Football 2.1 or Playboy 6.1.
In many cases it will multitask with all of these!
It does drain some system resources (less than Mistress 2000) and should not be used where any on-line banking system
uses Wife 1.xx as a shared resource. Girlfriend 1.xx should also be avoided.
Virus protection using Escort Agency 2002 is a necessity (to avoid the problems you encountered with Party Girl 2.1) but always comes bundled with the software.
The problem with your Vauxhall Software / Hardware / Wetware can be solved ...possibly...by contacting WWW.mountainbike.co.nz/clubs. You will be able to source an integrated solution that uses less resource than Vauxhall and doesn't require constant patches. The RIDEABIKE .v1.new system can also fine tune Wife v1.0 if compatable !
Looking through your list it will tune some of your other software too.
You could sell Vauxhall to another person who uses Party Girl 2.1 to pay for RIDEABIKE.v1 (provided Vauxhall is not a pirated copy)
and then possibly use Vauxhall as Drinking Mates 4.2, Football 2.1 allow.

Hope this helps!
Glenn.
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The manufacturer of Norton, Norton and Norton Lawyer Bundle
Dear Sirs
While using your product to remove Husband 1979 v1.0, I experienced the following problems
1) Major reduction in usable hardware
2) corruption of modem, High Bandwidth model has had to be replaced by community Low Bandwidth model, causing major problems with data retrieval
3) this problem is further compounded by teengirl v1.1 and sports boy 1.9 which come with unistallable automatic log ons

I wish to bring these problems to your attention as I feel that these are a direct result of bugs in your software product.

Despite these major faults, your product did successfully remove, Drinking Mates 4.2, Lads Night Out 3.1, Football 2.0 , Playboy 6.1. and Free Sex Plus the last of which I am extremely relived to be rid of, as it was always faulty, it's run time was completely incompatible with my systems requirements.

This has left room for me to install Ladies Night v2.3, Quiet Night In v2.3 and most importantly for my newly reduced system, still have room for games software such as Tranquillity Rules to replace Conflict v24/7 and Cretans II

thank you
Betty
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