| Episode One |
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"But I didn't say milk, I said Saylon tea."~Millie "That stupid sling broke again."~Millie "Draaah! I thought that I was going to suffocate a minute there."~Vash "That was a pretty close one. Almost bought the farm back there."~Vash "Hahahaha! I'm like a sitting duck over here! I'm defenseless!"~Vash "Actually, I can't stand the sight of blood. Just the sight of it makes me feel a little faint."~Vash "Nice goin', Merle!"~Millie "Uh, did I miss something?"~Vash "No, he isn't. Vash the Stampede is a man with a giant weapon and a really huge mowhawk."~Merle "I'm really scared. The Humanoid Typhoon is on the loose, what do we do Merle?"~Millie "What do we do? Duh! We run away that's what."~Merle "But Merle isn't running away like this the same as if we were abandoning our post?"~Millie "Thanks alot, I was really getting hungry. These donut hit the spot!"~Vash "You know we didn't come out here just to save your sorry butt."~Merle "To the potty sir."~Vash "Please accept this token of goodwill."~Merle "Suicide? To tell you the truth I disapprove of suicide more than anything."~Vash *sigh* "What fragile bonds of loyalty."~Vash "Well, friends sure hope you feel better."~Vash "I'm getting *pant* hungry...." ~Vash "Dangerous toys are fun, but you could get hurt!" ~Vash "So, did I work off the donuts and the $$10?" ~Vash "It's almost as if he were Vash the Stampede."~Millie |
| Episode Two |
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"Ooo, scaaary. Later!" ~Vash |
| Episode Three |
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"You drink too much." ~Frank Marlin |
| Episode Four |
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"This world is made of...LOVE AND PEACE!" ~Vash |
| Episode Fifteen |
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"ARE WE THERE YET?!" ~Vash "A fork, please." ~Legato "...Had I been so inclined, I could have killed you three times by now." ~Dominique "...During this conversation I could have groped you at least 5 times..." ~Vash |
| Episode Sixteen |
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"Not the light!" ~Vash |
| Episode Nineteen |
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"I've always had my suspicions that you were no mere mortal, but I never imagined that you were actually...a cat." ~Wolfwood "Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive. Ladeedadeedide, genocide. Ladeedadeedud, an ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing time." ~Vash's song. |