Top 5 Places to Find a Good Woman:
- Strip Clubs
- Unemployment Office
- Laundry Mat
- Mental Hospital
- G.E.D. Classes
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- Purpose of Site -
Well, one reason I've decided to make this page is because it was assigned to my class and I would like to recieve a passing grade. Another equally important reason though is my determination to help my fellow men find GOOD women. Some of my brothers aren't from Atlanta and others are from here but still equally lost when it comes to finding the "hotspots". It seems although the number of women greatly outnumber the men, some are still finding it hard to locate someone compatible. Woman no longer cook, cleaninig is out, and many have fallen victim to a growing phenomenon known as "FakeAsHellitis". This is where you meet a young lady who seems to be the one only to later find out that she wears weave in her hair, press-on nails, and enough make-up to officially qualify as a work of art. Brothers, now is the time to fight back! United we stand, divided we fall. Watch out Stone-Age, here we come.
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- Explaination of Top 5 -
1.Strip Clubs (GOOD - She makes lots of money and is probably pretty fine.)
(BAD - She will one day realize she's to good for you and run of with someone rich.)
2.Unemployment Office (GOOD - She will have plenty of time to cook and clean.)
(BAD - She will want to spend all her time with you.)
3.Laundry Mat (GOOD - She has a natural beauty, is neat, and tidy.)
(BAD - Her unmentionables may just be unmentionable!)
4.Mental Hospital (GOOD - She probably gets really crazy in bed.)
(BAD - She probably gets pretty crazy when not in bed.)
5.G.E.D. Classes (GOOD - She's not that bright and will fall for anything.)
(BAD - Still loves to talk but has nothing to say.)
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SHOUT - OUTS
- Tay - CEO & Founder
- Wooda - Quality Control
- Scobby - Talent Scout
- Goldie - All-Around-Pimp
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