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The day started like every other day...i woke up. I hate waking up...but i decided that since it wuz saturday i'd have sum fun that day. I decide to get the partay started. I got a bums off the street and went to the mall and decided that i'd have had enough of the mall because there were almost no hot chicks there, so we left. Decided to get a slurpee... drink of the gods. Then went and got sum random girl that looked lonely and decided to go to walmart. Since walmart is just a euro target we went there not expecting much from it, but it turned out to be quite an interesting time. When we got there, we needed to buy sum paint to throw onto Bob while he sleeps....but there wuz nobody to help us get the paint that we wanted. We had to wait for sumone "qualified" to get us the paint. Well to pass the time the bums started playing with all of the sporting goods stuff, and the random lonely girl that we found started throwing packs of gum at everyone. Although these were sum strange things to do in a walmart, i wuz strangely having fun joining them in their wierd rituals. Finally sumone came by that could help us...but he wuzn't "qualified" so he called sumone over the store intercom to come help us...little did he know that one of the bums had seen the code for the store intercom. He then left and the bum proceeded to play wit the intercom. While that bum wuz doin that, the other bum just stood there and laughed at his cohort. The lonely girl wuz still throwing packs of gum at everyone, i think she's one of those "special" kids that is entertained wayyyyyyyyy too easily. When the bums got sick of the intercom they went back to playing with giant bouncy balls and baseball bats. Finally sumone came to help us, but that didnt stop the antics of the bums...they saw having an employee actually seeing them causing mischieve as even more fun. They began playing football right next to that guy...but he didnt care...but then an evil european came. He started yelling at the bums and told them to stop playing football...they saw this as disrespectful, so they got further apart and kept playing. The european came back and yelled at them saying, "i just told u to stop playing football in here and u just got further apart," and the bums just kinda looked at him like he wuz crazy and walked away. We finally got our paint and were walking toward the exit, but one of the bums still had the football in his hand...he didnt know wut to do with it. I suggested that he throw it at the european that wuz spoiling all of his fun, who wuz prolly 10 rows away. The bum wuz too scared to do that, so he just put the football into a cola freezer in the front of the store and left. I think that that random girl stole sum of those gum packs too, i'm sure she's just saving them for a special occasion to throw them again. And through all of these actions...the walmart's store video cameras hanging on the ceiling recorded us. And that wuz my Walmart experience. |
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