El Mucho I Hate Hamsters
Ive determined that all hamsters are stupid communists!  I hate them all.  The only thing that they are good for is kicking, and feeding to other aminals.  Unfortunately my stupid little brother decided that he wanted a hamster so guess what i have as a new pet in the house.  It is such a stupid aminal, all it does is sleep all day then run in the freakin wheel all night long.  I want to put it into its little running ball and then proceed to dropkick it through a window!!!!  Not to mention the fact that it smells like crap all the time.  I HATE IT WITH A PASSION!!!!  I decided to name the hamster commie, because thats what it is...a stupid communist.  If you happen to see a hamster running around, do your country a favor and kick it, and show the communists that we're not going to be nice anymore.
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STUPID COMMUNISTS
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