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SPORKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| The spork, man's second greatest creation. There is no way that this country could have prospered without the spork. However, the spork is not liked by all. There is a little girl out there that broke my spork this previous summer out of pure malice. She is an enemy to the spork...but shes not all bad cuz she finally got me a spork, only took like 7 months. |
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Proper burial of a broken spork |
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| If a spork is damaged or broken it must be given a proper burial. To do this you must take the spork to where it was gotten from. Then you should bury it in front of this location. You must then purchase a slurpee and pour out a little for your dead homie (the spork). When this is completed, no ceremonial verses need to be recited, as this time tends to be very emotional for those involved. Hopefully then you will be strong enough to return to the location and get a new spork, but if you can't there are other locations in which you can get a new spork. I recommend Taco Bell, they have high quality black sporks. |
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Anatomy of a Taco Bell Spork |
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Show respect to the great invention of the spork. If you find a spork on the ground that is broken, please take it and give it a burial for all of it's hard work. SOme people don't know how to show respect to the spork, but you can change this by gettin your friends to respect the hardworking spork. Thank you. |
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