* You know the names of the clerks at the 7-11
* You know where all local 7-11's are
* You know how good or bad the consitencies of the slurpee flavors are, even before pouring
* You obtain the ability to pour slurpee well above the open whole without spilling any
* You dedicate a webpage to slurpees
* You have a need to stop everytime you see a 7-11
* You have stock piled enough cups to hang around your entire room, and have done so
* You do favors for others only because of a slurpee being promised in return
* When your favorite time of day is 7:11
* When you look forward to July 11th with as much anticipation as your birthday
* When you go through slurpee withdrawls if you don't get any slurpees
* You only talk to people who love slurpees
* When you find yourself lecturing people on the greatness of slurpees
* When you will never move to a location because there are no 7-11's around
* You chew on slurpee gum to ease the withdrawl symptoms until your next slurpee
* You've actually boughten slurpee gum
* If your catch phrase includes slurpees in it example mmm....slurpees
* When people refer to you as the SLURPEE KING
* When you dream of being buried in a casket of slurpees when you die...and wanting to die in a pool of slurpee
* You pretend to actually be interested in buying food at 7-11 while you walk around drinking your slurpee then filling it up before you pay and leave
* You get angry when you see someone drinking an icee
* You buy a slurpee to comfort you when you're angry
* When you drive to multiple 7-11's looking for a rare flavor
* You know what flavors are rare and where to get them
* You get brain freeze, but that wont stop you
* When you get excited because the color of the cups have changed or a new flavor is added
* When you make sure that everytime you go out at night you have $1.07 for a slurpee, because a slurpee-run is inevitable
* When you have memorized the prices of the different size slurpees
*When you take people to your home store and show them around, and tell them what kinds of flavors they have ever carried