| In this day in age going to skewl is a real problem for the youth of this nation. I am presenting a plan that shall remedy this problem. GET THE KIDS TO GO OFFROADING. But how ezakly can offroading get the kids to go to, and stay in, skewl. Well its quite simple actually...but prolly too complicated for you to understand so i'll try to use terms that you will understand. Here it is...ok, you all remember or shud remember being told throughout your skewl life that you need to go to skewl to make money. Skewl administrators used this to try and motivate kids to do well in skewl by promising money. The kids found out that this isnt true and some of the richest people in the world never even graduated high skewl, and the people who did graduate ended up in crappy average paying jobs that they prolly couldve gotten without goin to skewl, so the kids started a riot...better known to those on the outside as the "LA riots." Everyone thought that the LA riots were over sum dude gettin beat up by police...NO!!! It wuz the kids finding out that their dreams of being rich didnt depend on their edumacation, but on their natural ability. Since most people arent naturally gifted, the majority of people are screwed. So they decided to stick it to the man and get their revenge. Once the riots were finally settled, the kids didnt go back to skewl, and the one's who were still enrolled always ended up ditching class. So i propose a new incentive to kids...OFFROADING. Of course this can only be effective if used the right way...NOW. When kids do well promise them a trip to go offroading...not only will grades improve, but unsupervised drinking will lower cuz the kids will be passed out before they leave the mud, and teachers will be watching them keeping them safe. I believe this way everyone wins. I dont think that anyone would pass up a chance to go take a $20,000 machine and intentionally mess it up. If you think that this is a good idea then contact your local skewl district and try to get your voice heard. Well now that you've heard my piece on the skewl system....go spread the word, and im gunna sleep...it takes alot of thinking to make one of these pages and i need to rest my brain. |
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