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As many of us know, the Nobel Peace Prize is given to sumone who demonstrates an extreme ambition to promote and keep peace. Well this year i've decided that i shud be nominated for this prize. Many of you are prolly sitting there saying to urself...why shud brett get a nobel peace prize after all his genious is in creating mischeif. Well my people, although yes i am good at creating mischief and having rowdy fun...i am a very peaceful person. I do anything to promote peace and i do it all for the kids. I feel that slurpees are the best way to calm me down when im mad at sumone. I may get mad if sumone steals my slurpee, but you know wut makes me peaceful with that person again, SLURPEES. Thus i've decided that we shud take this concept worldwide. We must give the children of the world slurpees so that when they grow up they will all be peaceful people. I am starting a fund to promote this idea called the Brett's Slurpee Peace Fund, and we will take all of our profits and travel around the world spreading the goodness of slurpees to one and all. For starting this peace fund i feel that a nobel peace prize is deserved by me, so im asking you as my people to write to the international nobel prize committee. If we all write to them then i am convinced that i will win one. Do it for your country...do u really want to see another swiss scientist winning the thing...lets bring back home to America in my hands where it belongs...thank you for listening to my rambling...and go spread this information to everyone you know...together we shall win. |
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