To the guy that is alwayz in the mirror
Ok my friend, enough is enough.  I've been nice and haven't said much about it, but this is starting to get ridiculous.  Everytime I look into a mirror, there you are.  I mean shoot, i know that i'm sexy, but you need to learn that stalking me is not kool.  And i'm not even goin to go into the fact that everytime i turn around to confront you, you disappear.  How the heck do you do that?  Oh well, anyway, stop following me or else i will be forced to call the cops.  I'm freakin serious, and if i have to call the cops you better believe that i'm goin to take their gun and pistol whip you with it for being freakin annoying!  Just remember that next time you decide to show up in any mirrors that i look into.  HAVE A NICE DAY! 
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