To begin my plan, i must first seduce a wealthy heiress. This will cause the world to whisper among themselves, overwhelmed by my arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did he come from? And why does he look so good in black?
Stage Two:
Next, I must smash the Internet. This will all be done from a fake mountain, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do my every bidding.
Stage Three:
Finally, I must send forth my armies of destruction, bringing about something that's really uncomprehendable. My name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare to cross me. Everyone will bow down before my supreme might, and the world will have no choice but to give me control of the planet