A Few Words of Wisdom to Help You With Your Everyday Life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!
El mucho...
go back to burma
dont drink and swim
There is sum sexy guy staring at me in the mirror.
Theyre watching you
stupid squirrels
Stay in skewl
the olsen twins: why 2, i didn't know that the devil knew how to multiply
Dont do anything that i wouldn't do! hehehe
bwahahaha
Guess what i want right now?!
Oh my goooooooooooooooooosh
The best slurpee, is a free slurpee
Yessssssssss, global arrogance
Ezakly
My children, they need wine!
Sux to yer ass-mar
Long time no see
What is wrong with the world today?
Playing chicken:  is there anything more fun?
WHAT?!
Road rage...the last true american freedom
Darn that rap music, darn it to heck. hahaha
SLURPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Three best things in life: slurpees, lifted trucks, and girls
Watch out the carnies might start biting your ankles
SKEWL SUX!!!!!!!!!!
Ive died, but dont worry soon i'll be reincarnated as a butterfly...nobody ever suspects the butter fly!
Friends dont let friends sober up
let the fustigations commence
Do i look like a *&!@ squirrel to you?
go run sum laps
a little grease will fix that
a cheeze-it in the hand is worth two in the stomach
a penny saved is not much
LES PLAY SUM BALL
g-ball: the lazy mans sport
its 419, do you know where ur pants are
got a minute
seriously
its all an illusion
BOOM: sandcastle
tha few, tha proud, tha underpaid
whats my watch sayin
o-fishal good job
get down
get in the choppa
Famous last words:  I wonder what....
a penny found on the ground...is not worth the energy to pick it up
YOUR MOM
go home!!!

Maximum confusion!!!!!!!!!
If it aint broke...then break it.
Stick a spork in me...I'M DONE.
Yayyyyyyy...Free laxatives...Yayyyyyyyyyyyy
Nuke em all
"Student affairs, want one?"
Jorge's tree service, we plant em..u screw em up...we charge u more money to fix what u did
I WINNNNNNNNNNNNN
"Thank you for calling the city morgue, how can we help you?"(done when a payfone rings)
Im a KKkkkrRrRRRaaaAAAAaAAAaazZZzZzaaaAAAyyYyy asian guy
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