The Story Of Bunny Foo Foo
As you know there once wuz a little bunny who kept bopping field mice on their heads in the forest.  His name wuz little bunny foo foo.  Well, one day the mice were mad and decided that they needed to retaliate.  So the smartest mouse of all got up and said, "Ok...it's time to flog this bunny, shoot him in the kneecaps, tie him to a giant wagon wheel, set it on fire, throw it off a cliff into a river, then smack him and throw him out of the country."  All of the mice decided that this wuz the best plan they'd ever heard so they carried it out.  The next day, however, the bunny returned....and he wuzn't alone.  The mice had kicked him out of the country, but they sent him to the land of the carnies.  He returned with a hoard of rabid carnies and little gnomes (never trust a gnome).  They started a giant war, but Brett got Bob the Bear to step on them all.  So Bob did that and everybody died except Bob the Bear and Brett.
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