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It all started as a baby, the symptoms of his hatred began, they were subtle but there. |
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One day all he wanted for breakfast was his fruitloops, but mommy said that fruitloops were for spoiled rich children, so she fed him liquified pasteurized sugar free diet cheerios. Could you imagine anything tasting worse than that? |
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From this point on he never again trusted mommy, and he began his isolation from the world. He trusted nobody and felt that the world was out to get him. And the truth is he was right. There was a secret group of buddhist monks that were aware of this baby and his devilish qualities, and they were sworn to take him out by any means necessary. They however were no match for this youngn, and u cant blame em, cuz when you're out to capture a baby u find that they are squirrely and are good at terrorizing. The monks were no match for this kid, so the U.N. decided to get involved. But unfortunately they were unable to pass a resolution in time on how to rid the world of this menace cuz we all know how slow politicians are. So the baby from this point on was able to grow up and hone his skills in peace. |
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He was beginning to think that maybe being evil wasnt the best thing to do with his life, but then came skewl. He went to skewl and all the kids would laugh and make fun of him constantly. Not even the mass numbers of good looking women that he had at his fingertips could make him feels better. This is when his pimp qualities left him and he was left as a bitter young man. |
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