Hey ho there kiddos! It's me, your friend Mr. Bingles here to give you my predictions for 2002 three months late! Common, it's not like anything happened in those three months... besides a bunch of kids being molested by a bunch of horny religious guys... but we won't talk about that k? Why? Because I KNEW IT WAS GOING TO HAPPEN AND I DIDN'T WANT TO TELL YOU BECAUSE YOU'D CALL ME A LIAR AND I'M NOT A LIAR SO GO.... GO.... TELL YOUR MAMA!

Anyways here's what's going to happen AFTER March 2002:

Entertainment:

• Pamela Anderson Lee will give birth to the lovechild of Kid Rock, its name will be Ug Leest Kidever...Rock.
• Indie films will become big, thus causing millions of�23 year old art majors to gain 100 pounds, wearing Rival Schools shirts, not bathe for weeks on�end, and master the true art of saying the F word while smoking, shooting heroine, and having a�intellectual�disscussion about�...well�no one�knows what the hell about...all at the same time...dont�forget the�junk whores also.
• The front dudes from Adema, Disturbed, Drowning Pool and Saliva will all get in a car accident with Britney Spears, the Back�Street Boys (which by this�date in time they are called The Drunk Angry Fools), Nsync,Christina Aguleria (who's home porn movies are 20% off in Wal Mart's children video section)�� And thus ending all bad music. Sort of...
• Rosie O'Donnel will announce to the world that she is gay, as if we didn't know this BEFORE! Wait... that happened already... haha just kidding!
• Oprah will lose 200 lbs. and gain them back... AGAIN!
• Lance Bass and Joey Fatone's film will sell approximately 6 copies. The owners will be George W. Bush (he likes 101 Dalmations the best...), Britney Spears (gotta support her pimps), Little Cindy from across the street who keeps getting NSYNC mixed up with Linin Park..., Jeff Whitley, and Swazigon.
• James Hetfield will win the Employee of the Month for August 2002 for his superior customer service at McDonalds.

Politics

• George W Bush will request that thing Bill and Ted had so he can go back and kill�all the bad people that make his head hurt.......
• Strom Thurman will die... someday.