Missle Thingy Skit:
Vance and Steve C.
Steve: For more on just WHO we are defending ourselves from, lets take you out live to our senior foreign correspondant, Vance Degeneress at the state department. Vance, Bush suggests that we are under a threat, but who exactly is threatening us?
Vance: Well Steve, Bush couldn�t have been more clear in just who are our enemies. They are, as he stated �The world�s least responsible states for whom terror and black male are a way of life. Nations so mean, they�d shoot a man just for snoring.� I threw in that last part myself�
Steve: Well okay Vance, but who are they? These so-called �rogue� nations?
Vance: Right. There�s them. But also, others who have not yet reached �rogue� status, but who are the dastardly nations, scallion nations, nations who don�t yet have �the bomb� but have developed the suitcase to put it in. It�s pretty nice too. Really stands out on the baggage carousel. It�s the kind of bag that says, �That nation is going places.�
Steve: Yeah, but we�re looking for names Vance, specific countires that pose a threat to the United States. Like Russia.
Vance: No, not Russia. They have spent a better part of their resources in the last decade trying to grow a turnip.
Steve: What about China?
Vance: Steven, China enjoys most favored nation trading status. We�re trading partners. We send them our products, they crush the spirit of their people.
Steve: Well� uh� okay, what about the Middle East?
Vance: What about it?
Steve: Well� it�s a hot spot.
Vance: True, but Bush is casting a much wider net. The truth is, we must fear every nation. Finland, Greek, Africa�
Steve: Well actually Africa is not a nation.
Vance: That�s kind of a racist thing to say Steven.
Steve: Well� you still haven�t been specific. This is an awful lot of money to spend on a system if there�s no proof we�re under an incredible threat from any nation.
Vance: Yes, but if you�re looking for proof, it would be way too late. You must look at foreign nations the same way you look at women, you must assume they�re all out to destroy you.
Steve: Women, right!
Vance: Right. You with me on this one?
Steve: Sure! Catch ya for a beer later?
Vance: Sure.
Steve: Chicks�
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