How to swear in Tagalog / Phillipines

Tae                     - Shit

Putang ina mo           - Your mom is a bitch

maliit ang titi mo      - you got a small dick

magkantutan tayo        - let's fuck

naninigas ang titi ko   - I got a hard on

didilain ko ang tingil mo - I'll lick your clit

sipsipin mo ang titi ko - suck my dick

lunukin mo ang tamod ko - swallow my cum

malaki ang susu mo      - you got big tits

anak ka nang puta       - son of a bitch

puke nang ina mo        - your mom's pussy

tukmol                  - ugly

Wala kang titi          - you are dickless

Wala kang puwet         - you are buttless

Ma baho and keekee mo!  - Stinky pussy

gago                    - stupid

tanga                   - dumbass

inutil                  - worthless moron

hijo de puta            - son of a bitch

chupa                   - blowjob

brocha                  - act of eating pussy

Tarantado ka!           - fuck you

Putang-ina mo           - motherfucker