How to swear in Chinese

Cantonese (phonetic)

Poq Gai                 - "Go Die in the street", 

                          general purpose swearword

D'iu ne lo mo           - Fuck your mom

sAY Baht Poh            - bitch

tiu nia ma chow hai     - fuck your mom's smelly cunt

sek si                  - eat shit

hum kah chan            - death to your family!

lok chat                - dick

hamsap                  - horny person

chow fah hai            - smelly cheap cunt

gai                     - whore

lun-yeung, lun tao      - dick face and dick head

hai-paw                 - Cunty woman

jhew lun dou            - Pig cock scrotum 

ow lun dun jhew hai     - ox cock boiled in a pig's cunt

lay da yuen fay gay mm sai sou 

                        - You jack off and never wash 

Fei hai                 - Fat cunt

Mandarin (phonetic)

gun ni ma /

chao ni niang           - fuck your mom

chao ni niang de zhu 

   zong shi ba dai      - fuck your mom's ancestors

                               grandmas great grandmas

daH bien                - shit

Liu mang                - standard swear for bastard

Ni ma la bi             - Your mother contracts turtles.

Hokkien (Phonectic)

Cheeby                  - Pussy

Lan Jiao                - Dick

Kiu Mo                  - Pubic Hair

Ni Na Bu                - Your Fucking Mother

Chao                    - Cheeby Smelly Pussy

Lan Hoot                - Balls

Neh                     - Breast

Ka Ni Na Beh Chao Cheeby  

                        - Fuck Your Bloody Mother's  pussy

Ka Ni Na                - Fuck Your mother

Ka Ni Lao Beh           - Fuck Your Father

peh bu ki ho lang kan   - parents go fuck by someone

peh bu ki ho gao kan    - parents go fuck by dogs

and the chao cheebye    - smelly cunt

keh                     - whore

Sai ne niang            - Shit on your mother

Gan ni zhu gong di yi meah 

                        - Fuck your fore-father number one

baw lan jiao            - no cock

Hakka (Phonectic)

diao nia meh            - fuck your mom

chew hai                - smelly cunt

bot nia meh see 

   tai lang             - fuck your mom's smelly cunt

chap jong               - bastard

guy                     - whore

nia meh boon kiu diao   - let the dog fuck your mom

FuTsoHua (Phonectic)

SA Nù NE                - Fuck your mother.

kho Sih SÀI!            - Eat shit.

kho SEE!                - Go to hell.

SA Nù NE, Nù NE wòi SA  - Fuck your mother, 

                          Your mother I will fuck.

Yu WA KÀM               - Let's fuck