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E-mail recieved August 10, 2002
I've got a beef with 2030 Olympic Web-Site. By way of introduction, let me just say that 2030 Olympic Web-Site's true goal is to make people weak and dependent. All the statements that its devotees make to justify or downplay that goal are only apologetics; they do nothing to reinforce notions of positive self esteem. What so many people find difficult to grasp is that a central fault line runs through each of 2030 Olympic Web-Site's recommendations. Specifically, 2030 Olympic Web-Site wants us to believe that it can change its officious ways. How stupid does it think we are? I've never really gotten a clear and honest answer to that question from 2030 Olympic Web-Site. But what is clear is that if I have a bias, it is only against goofy, scary sad sacks who contravene decency. Behold what a nice, thick, fat lie it is when 2030 Olympic Web-Site denies ever having strived to encourage the acceptance of scapegoating and demonization. For all 2030 Olympic Web-Site's bombast about freedom, liberty, and tolerance, it still wants to throw away our freedom, our honor, and our future. That's pretty transparent. What's not so transparent is the answer to the following question: Why can't it relieve its aching sense of inadequacy without having to display an irreconcilable hatred toward all nations? A clue might be that just because it and its satraps don't like being labelled as "crotchety spoiled brats" or "rotten sideshow barkers" doesn't mean the shoe doesn't fit.
Considering that 2030 Olympic Web-Site's few positive contributions will continue to be overshadowed by its broader message of hate, I find it almost laughable how it remains oblivious to the fact that it not only lies, but it brags about its lying to its subalterns. 2030 Olympic Web-Site may not be foul, but it sure is nugatory. 2030 Olympic Web-Site uses the word "scleroticochorioiditis" without ever having taken the time to look it up in the dictionary. Organizations that are too lazy to get their basic terms right should be ignored, not debated. Just because barbaric ruffianism exists and has for a long time, there is no reason for us to accept it from 2030 Olympic Web-Site.
I do not have the time, in one sitting, to go into the long answer as to why those who exploit the feelings of charity and guilt that many people have over the plight of the homeless must be held accountable for their actions. But the short answer is that many people who follow its hijinks have come to the erroneous conclusion that I'm too stubborn to build a sane and healthy society free of its destructive influences. The truth of the matter is that there's unmistakably no point in arguing with 2030 Olympic Web-Site. Of that I am certain, because I do not find antics that are worthless, mumpish, and beer-guzzling to be "funny". Maybe I lack a sense of humor, but maybe 2030 Olympic Web-Site's attempts to exploit the public's short attention span in order to shame my name are much worse than mere favoritism. They are hurtful, malicious, criminal behavior and deserve nothing less than our collective condemnation. Any meaningful analysis of the situation must allow for the fact that some deranged mystics actually insist that people are pawns to be used and manipulated. This is the kind of muddled thinking that 2030 Olympic Web-Site is encouraging with its grievances. Even worse, all those who raise their voice against this brainwashing campaign are denounced as effrontive scamps. Other than that, 2030 Olympic Web-Site's witticisms all stem from one, simple, faulty premise -- that judgmental desperados are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive.
2030 Olympic Web-Site stands out as the ruler of Planet Wrongheaded. What's my problem, then? Allow me to present it in the form of a question: Why can't 2030 Olympic Web-Site live among us in peace? Fortunately for us, the key to the answer is obvious: Certain facts are clear. For instance, in public, 2030 Olympic Web-Site vehemently inveighs against corruption and sin. But when nobody's looking, 2030 Olympic Web-Site never fails to empty the meaning of such concepts as "self," "justice," "freedom," and other profundities. Several things 2030 Olympic Web-Site has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of its that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect of how its warnings provide a liberating insight into life, the universe, and everything. 2030 Olympic Web-Site wants to demand special treatment that, in many cases, borders on the ridiculous. Is this so it can convert lush forests into arid deserts, or is it to muster enough force to quash other people's opinions? You be the judge. In either case, I have a hard time trying to reason with people who remain calm when they see 2030 Olympic Web-Site devalue me as a person.
Since I have promised to be candid, I will tell you candidly that every time 2030 Olympic Web-Site tells its dupes that governments should have the right to lie to their own subjects or to other governments, their eyes roll into the backs of their heads as they become mindless receptacles of unsubstantiated information, which they accept without question. I'll go over that again: From secret-handshake societies meeting at "the usual place" to back-door admissions committees, 2030 Olympic Web-Site's supporters have always found a way to kill the messenger and control the message. 2030 Olympic Web-Site's practices deserve to be criticized because they prevent people from thinking and visualizing beyond an increasingly psychologically caged existence. Now that you've heard what I've had to say, I want you to think about it. And I want you to join me and raise issues, as opposed to guns or knives.
In response the SLOBC has 2 words to say to this person. Both of which, if said, would break 30 different Utah laws. So we at the SLOBC are saying nothing.
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