Frequently Asked Questions
Q: How do you plan to win the bid for the 2030 Games?
A:Salt Lake has already proven itself as a great host. We already have the needed facilities to host. Already Utahans feel a great gap as we lose the games to Italy. We are ready, willing, and able to host now. The IOC needs to look at our great record and willing people. If that doesn't work, there's always "the other way," if you know what I mean.
Q: Why 2030?
A: Oh, it's a good round number. The real question is why not 2030?
Q: Why not 2030?
A: That's a good question. Well, we looked at it, and thought that we should allow other cities to screw up their chances to host the Olypics. By 2030 the Olypic people will be saying "Wow, do you remember Salt Lake? That place was great compared to this!"
Q:Do you have any plans for the Opening or Closing Ceremonies?
A: Actually, we do! The Closing Ceremony will end with a huge firework display immediately followed by the world's largest jell-o mold being unveiled.
Q: Are you serious?
A: No, not really.
Q: Who's in charge here?
A: Well, if you must know the current President of the 2030 SLOBC (Salt Lake Olympic Bid Committee) is a 21 year old male. He is also the Vice President, Ad Designer, Web Master, Volenteer Coordinator, Best Boy, Gaffer, Custodian, Lead Vocal, Announcer, and all-around nice guy. However, he's not that good at his job and we have considered firing him.
Q: How much money do the employees of the 2030 SLOBC make?
A: To see that, head for the budget section of this web-site.
Q: I am an extremely rich person, and I want to donate to the 2030 SLOBC. Is this possible?
A: Why yes! If you would like to become a sponsor go to the sponsor section of this site. Or, if you would like to become a volenteer, then go to the "join us" section.
Q: How will you deal with the Osmonds demanding to have a major role in the Opening Ceremonies?
A: While not a frequently asked question, this does bring up a good point. That being that the Osmond's are useless, and need to be thrown out of Utah. I think Idaho might take them.
Q: And Idaho? What's their deal?
A: I know, it's like now they want to host the Olympics. I mean, what will they do for their ceremonies, have everyone shoot at each other with Potato Guns... actually that would be cool.
Q:Why haven't you updated your web-site recently?
A:Never you mind.
Q:Is there any way I can contact you?
A:That's none of your business.
Any other questions or comments? Mail them to us, and we'll be happy to answer them and post them in the FAQ section.
Last Updated Aug. 23, 2006 Copyright 2030 SLOBC