Note: This page is intended as satire only - if you cannot take a joke, then leave this page. Some of you may read these items, and then want to yell at me about the jokes, etc.
Please click here, and consider this item before sending me any e-mail which criticizes my jokes.......
Anyway.....I showed the site to my cats. And they enjoyed it. So be like them, and laugh it up!!!
I will try to develop more material on a regular basis, but some of this page will point to funny things on other web sites. Please stop back regularly, and check out the new material. Last update: 6 January 2003.
New links here to some of my humor categories that take up a lot of room.......
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My readers have requested BOOBIES......
OK - I have claimed this before, and joked about it on several web sites. But now there is scientific proof! The stress of working with idiots can be harmful to your health! Get help before those folks kill you...........
For folks who have to work with too many stupid people, you may just have to call the police. They have new ammunition available for such people!
I bought my young children their first computer this year. Seems to work just like mine does! Windows, anyone?
I am shopping for a pick-up truck, and have Chevrolet in mind. Some of you may ask, "Why not FORD?" Well, here is an attempt to design a new quarter for Alabama, in line with the other quarters being released. I hope others enjoy it........
Tired of seeing pop-up adds while you surf the internet?
Click here to look over my page that is dedicated to the humor of one of the pop-up adds which hits me so frequently.
Fans of the Backstreet Boys might get a laugh out of this song with its original lyrics.
There seems to be a wide-spread assumption among Americans that the African American male has larger "equipment" than any of his caucasian neighbors.
This item will help put that myth to rest......
Do you have friends or neighbors who accuse you of being stupid? One of your enemies says that you don't know Jack Schitt?
Well, I have just the course you need.......
I beg your pardon, but what if the people above are right, and you really ARE stupid. If that is the case,
please listen to this public service announcement:
The contest winner for the most appropriate occassion for a police officer to make this statement:
Sending flowers? I hope that you have a better reason than this!
Is my site too serious? Unrealistic?
Well, how about a picture of some nude girls to liven things up?
Here is a photo of Grandma Walton from the old TV series. Did you ever wonder how she really felt about life? Place the mouse cursor over her photo to find out!
Put this in your official list of times that it is NOT a good idea to pass gas.

Want to have a drink while you watch a STAR WARS movie? Try this brand.
That's all I have on this page........bye-bye for now!