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This page will have on it our top 10/15/20 lists about various things that have to do with Ryan or COTC. Our first one is up, maybe more to come in the future!!

15. Stare at people who piss you off.
14. Wield a *huge* knife.
13. Wear really long robes on special occasions.
12. Have large pupils.
11. Practice voodoo.
10. Play with remote controls.
9. "Play" at night.
8.   Make friends with the reporters son.
7.   Become one with the children.
6.   Hang around with an annoying blonde with frizzy hair named Ruth.
5.   Wear lots of black.
4.   Offer your blood to the corn.
3.   Definitely NO "vigorous sinning." :- (
2.   Be afraid of the sun.
1.   KILL THE OUTLANDERS!

10. Wear shorts up to your ears.
9. Ride a little bike with a motor attached to it.
8. Have long, annoying hair.
7. Use him to get to New York.
6. Be named Lacey.
5. Enjoy defiling the corn.
4. Live with your aunt.
3. Absolutely hate Micah and the children of the corn.
2. Make him climb something high.
1. Yell "I love you" at the right time so that he saves you, then take it back later.