Darling Angelus [1:06 AM]:    what, then we both do Malachai? who gets him?
Candikaine690 [1:06 AM]:   yes we both make him die the most gruesome death ever.
Candikaine690 [1:06 AM]:   he has to watch CotC 4 for 48 hours straight.
Darling Angelus [1:07 AM]:    oh, that's terrible...sooo mean!
Candikaine690 [1:07 AM]:  i know.
Candikaine690 [1:07 AM]:  but that movie was bad.
Darling Angelus [1:07 AM]:   yep, horrible
Candikaine690 [1:07 AM]:   or he could listen to burt preach for about 10 minutes.
Darling Angelus [1:08 AM]:   well, after the movie viewing, he can listen to Burt preach *about* COTC 4
Candikaine690 [1:08 AM]:    yeah!
Darling Angelus [1:09 AM]:    and maybe he should have to watch his own scenes in COTC just to see how terrible they are
Candikaine690 [1:09 AM]:    and how ugly he is.
Darling Angelus [1:09 AM]:    and then write an essay about it
Candikaine690 [1:09 AM]:    and we should lock him in a cage at the same time, so he can smell how bad he smells 
Darling Angelus [1:10 AM]:    and give him a mirror, so he can see how ugly he is at any given moment
Candikaine690 [1:10 AM]:  ha! and make him eat that mercurachrome
Darling Angelus [1:11 AM]:    then we could shove him through a harvester and blow it up
Candikaine690 [1:11 AM]:    and scatter his ashes all over the world 
Darling Angelus [1:12 AM]:    and thus endeth Malachai :-)
Candikaine690 [1:12 AM]:    yay! we're horrible
Death.........At 1 AM
If you like Malachai, you might want to turn away now. But just why would you like him? No, really, we want to know. We can't seem to figure this one out, no matter how many times we've talked about it. It's just one of those great mysteries that are never meant to be solved. Okay, anyway, below is one of our weird conversations that took place in the wee hours of the morning. Originally planned as a fanfic, we thought our convo was just too funny to keep to ourselves, so we decided to post it for you, the viewer, to enjoy.  Basically it's an elaborate death scene for the.....ummm.....boy??? that we love to hate, Malachai.  So read it, and see for yourselves the absolute craziness that occurs at 1 AM!!
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