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First this happens, the next thing you know that happens, what the f&^* an I supposed to do?

Were all going to go to Marshall!

Lewisson threw up, holy s$%#

Lewisson peed the bed, holy s%^*

We'll turn it down one notch and you are going to have to leave.

It ain't about religion its about being cheap

You sure kicked the hell out of that white guy

If it smells like fish its a dish, if it smells like provolone, leave it alone.

I love you like a brother.

You're the best. I mean it D#$%@$ your the best.

Hey D^%&%$$ remember when I was host and you were cohost?

Me and D%^&*^% are two of the top ten drinkers at Woodrow.

Let's all swim the pond.

Let's go camping, where in the hell is the gasoline?

Hey can I borrow your Do Not shirt?

They went back in the shed a few minutes ago, I don't know where they are now...

Check out this brass on the Earth Wind and Fire cd!

Yes is this Mr. ***** *******? we have a Mr Ronald C***** down here, this is MUPD.

Hey, what are you guys doing on the fourth?

Its okay ****, you can sleep in the tent with E****, he won't make a sound.

Your Mother and your Father like this........ no, no, smoother than this...

You guys go look for some jumpercables.

Hey its the Boss! Go TKE''s

Your joing a frat? Loser.

Your the president too?

Call 'em collect, they'll pick up.

Smoother than this... (click, click) Smoother than this...(click click...)

Always look below the deck before you relieve yourself.

Rollins.com is the funniest thing ever, check it out.

Rollins.com is out of business, thanks Eerenberg for the website.

Rollins for Mr Marshall.

Rollins is a homo?

D** with the Bishop? Who is the Bishop?

Keen did what?

Go ahead and make it a Live Draft. Damn.

Yeah, Fantasy Football sounds great, you got 1 chance in 4 to make your monet back at the least....... AT THE LEAST!

Bring the people what they ask, the DoNot story.

D***, you and BJ and A*** go get something together for Kenny Blake.

The Cubs suck.

The Reds have won just as many world series titles in the 90's as the Braves.

He has baby hands.

That was my umbrella.
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