Dittys!
Brawldefor's Dittys
Light
The Farm Candle.
"There was a farm a mile away
With a candle glo'ed as bright as day,
An' whenever they put the cows to hay__
The candle'd wake me up a mile away!"
Cannot Cut a Shadow with a Blade
"Oh_____ you______
Cannot-cut-a-shadow-with-a-blade,
You-cannot-use-a-mace-against-a-shade!
The-only-way-you'll-ever-win-a-fight
Is-to-make-yourself-a-little-bit-of-light!"
Prestidigitation
Red is Blue
"A man who says
A book is a shoe
Is-almost-always-really-quite-mad
But a man who says
That red can be blue
Is-very-rarely-ever-off-as-bad."
Magical Music (Ethereal Music)
"Wonderful little things magic can do.
Where would it be without me, without you.
To see and believe that magic can be true.
Oh the wonderful little things magic can do..."
Cure Wounds
Nasty Ugly Things
"I've seen a bloody many nasty ugly things
I've seen women with talons and demons with wings
And thats why when we go someone always brings
A laddy who can heal ruddy wounds when he sings."
Come on Back Now
"Ya kin't be going now m'lad,
Thars a hundred things ta do.
So come on back to us m'lad,
And we'll 'ave a feast fer you."
Scratches and Hatchets
"If ya get stung don't scratch it
Or if a snake bits yer butt don' slash it
If yer finger turns green
Don't go an' buy a hatchet!
Come to my house an' we'll see if I kin patch it!"
Mercutio's Silliness
"T'aint as wide as a door
Nor deep as a well
But if-ya dunnoh' care fer-it
The-wound is-sure ta-swell."
(unnamed, because he hates it.)
"Even at the darkest hour of day
Somebody always wants ta start a dreadful fray
And at the end one of them will always feel
The need for somebody that can heal!"