Edwina Limericks


Edwina Limerick #1


My much older sister, Edwina,
Took her birthday suit in to the cleanah.
When they shrank it three sizes,
'Ween squealed, "Love surprises!"
And stepped out feeling twenty pounds leanah.


Edwina Limerick #2


My much older sister Edwina's
full birthday suit went to the cleanahs.
They shrank it a size;
She squealed in surprise
And felt quite substantially leanah.



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