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Dear Sir,

Greetings, how are you, business and family? I hope all is well with you. I know you might be wondering how I get to know your name and email address. I got it from the government of Liberia. My name is Dr. James E. Taylor, the younger brother to former President Charles Taylor of the country of Liberia who was the president of this country until the 11th of August 2003 when he was forced to resign and hand over power to his deputy as a direct part to peace in my war torn country Liberia. I am a medical doctor by proffession practicing in the government hospital, until this insurgence of the current civil war in Liberia. You have heard that the country's main rebel groups- Liberian United Reconciliation and Democracy (LURD) and the Movement for Democracy in Liberia (MODEL) has toppled my brother's government since he ( President Charles Taylor) has resigned on 11th August 2003 and went into exile to Nigeria due to the pressure by the United Nations, African leaders and his bosom friend- President Olusegun Obanasjo of Nigeria to leave Liberia for the sake of peace.

To worsen, the situation the United Nation had recently issued a warrant for his arrest on war crimes but I am happy that his friend- the president of Nigeria and the host of other African leaders must have discussed with the secretary-general of the United Nation and the American President George Bush to drop the charges for the same sake
of peace in the world across. As you must have heard, my brother and the entire
families and aids has left Liberia on 11th August to exile in Calabar city of Nigeria and I have left Monrovia to my native country home, where I will hide for some times to organize my self and plan for the future. Right now, I have under my custody the sum of
$27million, which was meant to purchase Drugs, foods and medicines for the treatment of the war refuges and the good citizens of Liberia but because of the sudden change of government, which forced former president Taylor to resign and go into exile in Nigeria, I have decided to move the total amount out of Liberia without any further delay. If I leave those boxes containing the said amount in the government house, the rebel forces who are now in-control of the capital may loot the money and put into their private pocket.
Since I have suffered for the country-Liberia, I will make use of the fund as my compensation as the future now looks bleak for the welfare of my immediate family.
The fund (cash) is right here with me and I have made some arrangements to move the boxes to your address with your name as the beneficiary. If you agree to be part of
this transaction, I should expect you to be honest, sincere and trustworthy individual as it is only honesty and trustworthiness that can move us forward. The sharing ratio shall be 70% for me and 30% is for you and your group. I have resolved to invest some major part of my share into a viable company your country with your assistance and position as the fund manager on a term that we may agree upon at the end of this transaction, as all my investments in Liberia are no more secured and/or guarantteed due to the war.

Kindly reply me immediately through the above email address.
I will stop here until I hear from you.

Best regards,

Dr. James E. Taylor (M.B.B.S.)

I did not really like dealing with this guy today.....I don't think I will hear back

DUDE !!!!! YOU ARE JAMES TAYLOR. YOU ARE A FAMOUS ROCK STAR HERE IN THE US
AND A DOCTOR OVERSEAS.....WOW !!! YOU MUST BE REALLY BUSY. WHAT KIND OF
MEDICINE DO YOU PRACTICE, VOODOO? YOU SEE I TOO AM A DOCTOR. I AM AN AMATURE
GYNOCOLOGIST. HEY...BY THE WAY ISN'T OUR COUNTRY ABOUT TO OVERTHROUGH YOUR
PUNY LITTLE COUNTRY ANY WAY......THAT CRAZY PRESIDENT BUSH. NO THANKS ON THE
SCAM......I AM TOO BUSY FUCKING OVER ABOUT A DOZEN OF YOUR LITTLE MUGU BUTT
PIRATE PARTNERS RIGHT NOW AND DO NOT HAVE THE TIME TO INCLUDE YOU......LET
ME GUESS:
1. YOU HAVE A LARGE SUM OF $$
2. YOUR LAWYER OR SOMEONE ELSE WILL NEED A PAYMENT BEFORE WE CAN PROCEED
3. I AM LIVING IN A CARDBOARD BOX IN A PILE OF MY OWN EXCREMENT LISTENING TO
A JAMES TAYLOR 8 TRACK.
DON'T THINK SO
GET A REAL JOB YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT !!
CHECK OUT SOME OF MY WORK AT:
http://www.geocities.com/haha_u_mugu/
http://www.ebolamonkeyman.com/
FEEL LUCKY...I COULD OF HAD YOUR DUMB ASS RUNNING ALL OVER AFRICA LOOKING
FOR MONEY THAT I DID NOT SEND OR LOOKING FOR ME AT A AIRPORT.

Donkki Punch