Black = stupid nigerian scammer

Red = Donkki Punch (me)

green = comments and me trying to be funny

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Dear Sir/Madam,

Although this proposal might come to you as a surprise, since it is from
someone you do not know or have seen before, but based on recommendation, trust
and confidentiality, I decided to contact you.(who the hell would recommend me to him)

I am a Senior Officer with the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation (NNPC)
and I have in my capacity the sum of US$26.5m (Twenty Six Million, Five Hundred
Thousand U.S. Dollars only) which was actually generated from an over-invoiced
contract sum in my Corporation.

Right now, I write to solicit your assistance on the transfer of this fund into
your account. Upon your acceptance of this proposal, I and my colleagues have
generally agreed on the below sharing ratio:

(1). 25% for your assistance and cooperation in the transfer of this fund into
your account.

(2). 5% for all expenses incurred, Local/International.

(3). 70% for me and my colleagues. This amount will be used for investment
purposes on a successful conclusion of this transaction.

You are therefore, advised to send to me your full banking information (as
mentioned below) to enable me effect this transaction on a swift code:

(1).Bank Name, Address, Account No.,
(2).Telephone and Fax Numbers,And Name to be used as Beneficiary,
(3).Your Private Telephone and Fax Numbers.

On receipt of the above mentioned information, Seven (7) working days is enough
for us to conclude this deal. You can send me an e-mail immediately you
receive this letter for further clarifications.(in a hurry.....what can't afford dinner...bet you wish you had a dollar value menu at wendy's in Nigeria)

May God bless you.

Best Regards
.
MR.Peter John

This guy is going straight for the gut

PeterJohn,
WOW !! That is a ton of money. That is enought for me and Pablo, my partner
the pool boy, to run off together to a far away land. Maybe even yours. Does
your country have legalized same sex marriages? Anyway I would rather just
have you use western union to send me the money or send it in a cashier's
check with my name on it. I do not want to give out my bank information.
Last time I did that someone stole all my money. My phone number is
512-xxx-xxxx that is also my fax. Once again, my name is Donkki Punch. My
beneficiary is Dirty Sancha (he had wierd parents). I was thinking of
running this by my lawyer and a friend of mine that is in law enforcement to
make sure I take all the precautions I need to if that is ok with you. Let
me know what we need to do next.
God Bless You,
Donkki Punch

(no reply....we will try again)

Mr. Peter John (that is so cool you have 2 first names)
I am still awaiting your relpy. I am very excited about becoming a millionare and seeing a fellow human being reach his financial goals also. Please reply.
Donkki Punch