Black = stupid nigerian scammer
Red = Donkki Punch (me)
green = comments and me trying to be funny
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Dear friend,(DAMMIT MY NAME IS DONKKI PUNCH)
I am the son of the governor of cross river state of nigeria. Earlier this august
when the formal president of liberia Mr Charles Taylor(any
relation to JAMES TAYLOR???)ran to nigeria
for excile.Then president Olusegun obasanjo brought him to my state where my
father is the governor.
presently i am working with Benignant Homeopatic hospital in Ivory coast as
a medical doctor.On wensday 13th august 2003 i visited my father at calabar
and he told me a secret of what mr Taylor disclosed to him about his 30million
u.s dollars in the swiss bank which only 17million were paid and the rest under
question.
Meanwhile, Mr Taylor and my father agreed to transfer 11 millon U.S dollars
to my account in Ivory Coast because of much questions.I rejected the idea of
transfering the money into my bank account because of questions.Both agreed
at the end to seal the money in a box and deposit in a security company at my
own care in Ivory Coast.
So i want your help by assisting me to transfer this money to abroad for proper
investment.I hope to hear for your interest as soon as possible for less domurage
in the security company.
God bless you
BLAH......PRETTY BAD OPENING LETTER
Peter,
Please call me Donkki Punch. What kind of assistance would you need from me
and what would I get out of it.
Sincerely,
Donkki Punch
Peter,
I have not heard back from you. Is there someone else you have chosen for
this investment. I sincerely hope not. Please let me know what I need to do
to get this rolling.
Mr. Punch
Dear Mr Donkki,
Thanks for your mail.I appreciate your interest towards my proposal,like i said
earlier i will like you to assist me to claim the box deposited in the security
company by my father and Mr Taylor on my care.Also to help me to invest this
money in your country, after the transaction which you will be in control. You
will be entitle to 15 percent of the total sum after the transfer.And you will
be in the position of receiving 10percent of the total income annually after
the investment.I have mapped out 5 percent for the expenses that may occur in
this transaction.
Meanwhile, as soon as i got your second mail this morning i went to the security
company informing them of our intentions of claiming this box from their good
custody.I told them clearly that i want this box i want this box to be transfered
to you as the new owner and they asked me of your informations.
So please the following information is needed from you .
1. Your full names(only thieves and scammers have multiple
names...dumbass)
2. Your home and office addresses
3.Your direct telephone number and fax number.
Moreso as soon i got this informations i will forward them to the security company,
so that they will use it to prepare the documents for the change of ownership
that will bear your name as the new beneficiary of the consignment for easy
transfer.
Finally i will like you to treat this matter with utmost secret , urgent and
confidencial.
Thanks
Peter
Peter,
My first name is Donkki. It is considered rude in our country to call
someone by their first name without becoming a friend first.
Here is the info you require:
1. Donkki Punch
2.Office of Public Affairs
Washington, D.C. 20505 (I will only do business through my office since I do
not give my home address out to just anyone.)(cia headquarters)
3.512-xxx-xxxx (that is also my fax number and private line)
Sincerely,
Donkki Punch
Dear Friend,
Thanks for your mail.How is life over there, i hope all is in good shape.I received
your mail and i have forwarded it to the security company so that they will
start the preparation of the change of owernship immediately.
Infact they promised that they're going to contact you later in the day .So
please do not keep me adamant of your conversation with them,just inform me
of what ever thing you discuss with them.
I will be waiting to hear from you .
sincerelyPeter (here comes the second party.....so typical)
(the security company)
FROM THE DASK OF MR SULIMAN BELLO.
THE OPERATION MANAGER OF THE ASSISTANCE2000 SECURITY COMPANY PLC.
REPUBLIC OF IVORY COSAT WEST AFRICAN .
TELEPHONE .....00 225+0595 7738
FAX NUMBER......00 225+ 20386054
P.O BOX 03 ADJAMEY
EMAIL [email protected].(what an original
email !!!!!!!!!)
DEAR SIR,
THIS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE GOT YOUR CONTACTS FROM ONE OF OUR CLIENTS MR PETER
ACHIBONG.D .D OF THE REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA,WHO LODGE IN OUR CUSTODY A METAL TRUCK
BOX(marked family belongings)TOLD US THAT YOUR ARE HIS FOREIGN PARTERN AND ASKED
THAT WE SHOULD PREPARE A DOCUMENT OF CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP OF THE SAID CONSIGNMENT
IN YOUR FAVIOUR(and a spellchecker)AS THE NEW BENEFICIARY
FINALLY WE NEED YOUR APPROVAL IN THIS ISSUE BEFORE WE CAN PROCCED.AS SOON AS
WE HEAR FROM YOU WE WILL
EFFECT THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP.
THANKS FOR YOUR CO-PERATION
MR SULIMANN BELLO
OPERATIONAL MANAGER
I will play along for now.....
Mr. Bello,
You have my permission.
Regards,
Donkki Punch
Dear friend,
Complement of the day. please have the security company contacted you? Please
if they do let me know of whatsoever thing you discussed with them.
I seriously want to know because i want this money to be transfered before the
next weekend.So that you renge for my coming over to united states immediately
Thanks
yours sincerely
PETER
(uhh....did you forget you already did this step of the scam with me???)
Peter,
Please call me Donkki. I have recieved an email from the security company
and given my permission. I am awaiting further instructions.
Donkki Punch
(from [email protected])
FROM THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT,
ASSISTANCE 2000 SECURITY COMPANY PLC,
ABIDJAN REPUBLIC OF IVORY COAST
DEAR SIR,
THIS IS TO INFORM YOU MR DONKKI PUNCH(that is the first
time i have ever heard mr donkki punch.......lmao)THAT ABOVE MENTION
COMPANY RECEIVED YOUR MAIL IN GOOD FAITH AND HAS ACCEPTED TO ACT ACCORDINGLY
TO YOUR INSTRUCTION, TO START THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP IN YOUR FAVOUR.
IN EFFECT TO THIS YOU AND YOUR PARTNER ARE TO PAY THE SUM OF SIX THOUSAND TWO
HUNDERD DOLLER($6 .200.00 U.S).THE CHARGES INCLUDES.....(SCAM
TIME........LETS GET IT ON !!!)
1.ONE THOUSAND SEVEN HUNDERD DOLLER (lawyers fee)
2.THREE THOUSAND TWO HUNDERD DOLLER ( TO OBTAIN PERMITTION FROM IVORY COAST
CHAMBERS OF COMMERCE)
3.ONE THOUSAND THREE HUNDRED DOLLER FOR THE MINISTRY OF FOREIGN AFFAIR FOR EASY
SHIPPMENT OF THE CONSIGNMENT.
WE HEREBY ADVICE THAT YOU MEET WITH YOUR PARTNER FOR THE PAYMENT.AS SOON AS
THIS PAYMENT COMPLETED WE WILL FORWARD THE CERITFICATE OF DEPOSIT AND THE NEW
CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP TO BOTH OF YOU FOR SIGNATORY.
THANKS,
MRS E.EGU,
FOR MANAGEMENT.
Ms. Egu,
No problem. Just take the funds out of the payment you are transfering to my
bank and all will be well. Since I am have been accepted for this transaction.
I would not feel comfortable giving that much money to you up front because
for one I do not have any proof of who you are and for two that is a lot of
money. I would rather take a trip and do this transaction face to face to ensure
neither one of us gets screwed. Please make arrangements for me to take a trip
there. I prefer to fly first class and Pablo the pool boy enjoys lavish hotels.
The sooner the better. Please include a photo of whoever would be picking me
up at the airport holding a sign that says "I like Donkki Punch" so
I know what they will look like and when I should buy my tickets. I already
have a visa and everything else I would need to come there. Plus, me and Pablo
have always wanted to go on a safari and to join the mile high club(ONCE
AGAIN...I AM NOT REALLY GAY !!!!!! ).
Best Regards,
Mr. Donkki Punch P.H.D.(PHD...JUST FOR FUN)
Peter,
Great news. The acceptance company has accepted me for the money, but they
want over $6000 for themselves (selfish bastards). I agreed to pay it, but
only if I come there and actualy meet you and Ms. Egu from the legal
department. I will ask you the same thing I asked her. Please inlcude a
picure of yourself holding a sign that reads"I like Donkki Punch"
so I will
know what you will look like. I am working out the details and hoping you
and Ms. Egu can make arrangements for my trip. I need at leat a 4 star
hotel, first class flight and tickets to go on a safari. Please
respond....the faster I hear back from you the faster I can fly down there.
Best Wishes,
Mr. Donkki Punch P.H.D.
FROM THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT
ASSISTANCE 2000 SECURITY COMPANY PLC
ABIDJAN REPUBLIC OF IVORY COAST.
DEAR MR DONKKI
WE WISH TO USE THIS OPPORTUNTIY TO INFORM YOU THAT WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND THE
MONEY YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT(trying to make it look
legay huh....oh boy am i in trouble).ALL WE ARE
AWARE IS THAT YOUR PARTNER MR PETER .A.D. ACHIBONG DIPOSITED A METAL TRUCK BOX
IN OUR CUSTODY MARKED FAMILY BELONGINGS.
AND AS REGARD TO YOUR TIRP TO THIS COUNTRY THAT SHOULD BE THE DUTY OF YOUR PARTNER.
SO YOU ARE ADVICED TO CONTACT YOUR PARTNER TO THIS EFFECT. IN AN ATTERNATIVE,WE
WILL SUGGEST YOU TRAVEL TO MORE POLITICAL STABLE COUNTRY BECAUSE THIS CONUTRY
IS NOT POLITICALLY SECURED, WE SUGGEST THAT YOU GO TO A CONUTRY WHERE WE ARE
HAVING OUR DIPLOMATIC AGENT FOR THE COLLECTION OF THE BOX AFTER THE PAYMENT.
YOU ARE ALSO ADVICE THAT YOU SHOULD INDCATE INTEREST IN SUCH,SO THAT AS SOON
AS YOU MAKE THE PAYMENT WE CAN MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR THE SHIPPMENT OF THE BOX
TO OUR BRANCE OFFICE IN SPAIN .
MR DONKKI WE HOPE YOU KNOW FULL WELL THAT WE HAVE ALREADY STRATED THE CHANGE
OF OWNERSHIP HOPING THAT SOON AS WE RECEIVED THE PAYMENT WE WILL FORWARD THE
CERIFITICATE OF DEPOSIT AND THE NEW CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP TO BOTH YOU AND YOUR
PARTNER FOR SIGNATORY.
WE WAIT FOR YOUR MAIL TO ENABLE US TO CONTIUNE.
THANKS
MRS E.EGU
FOR MANAGEMENT
I will forward this to my partner.
Donkki Punch
Dear Mr Donkki,
I am suprised on your response.i know i made it clear to you without count even
in my first proposal that nobody even the security company knows nothing about
the money in the truck box except i, my father and mr Taylor. We agreed together
to avoid any suspicion from anybody to marked the consignment family belongings.
But to my greatest amazement over the whole thing this morning i understood
through the letter from the security company that you made mentioned to them
that there is money in the truck box.(i love being bitched
at by a scammer)
infact you told them about the money in the box .please i will warn again and
again, that on no account must anybody know that the box contains money.
This country is very hot because of the political condition, everybody is trying
to flee from here due to the fear of another offensive from the rebel side which
is common and that' s the main reason why i want this money to leave this country
at all cost.
Regards to your travelling i want to ask if you have make up your mind for the
travelling to spain or still insist that you can comeover to african and see
things yourself then i will know how to put this in order for your comming .meanwhile
i will like to know your stand for the payment of security company's demand
that was why i mapped out the five percent of the money for the settlement of
the expenses that may occur in this transaction.So for the sake of my life and
that of the money please stop disclosing the content of the box to anybody .
Moreso i will like you to start making arrangement of my coming to STATES and
how to invest this money as soon as it gets to you.So please when are you paying
the said money so that our dream in this t transaction will come through . Also
send me your picture photo graph so that i will know whom i a m dealing with.
Best regard
MR PETER
Peter,
I am sorry. I thought this was someone that you trusted. I asked for a photo
of you holdind a sign that reads "I like Donkki Punch" and you did
not do
it. I have already started to make plans to bring the funds to africa, not
spain. I will send my photo right now. That is a picture of me at he Playboy
mansion. I will send flight info as soon as I recieve your photograph
holding a sign that reads"I like Donkki Punch". I am sorry if I let
out
confidential information and it will not happen again. You have my word,
Donkki Punch
CLICK TO SEE PIC
(actual pic of me dj ing in downtown Austin, Texas)
FROM THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT
ASSISTANCE 2000 SECURITY COMPANY PLC
ABIDJAN IVORY COAST.
DEAR MR DONKKI
THIS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE FINISH THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP AS INSTRUCTED
BY YOU AND YOUR PARTNER.SO WE ADVICE THAT BOTH OF YOU SHOULD GO THROUGH IT VERY
CAREFUL BEFORE THE SIGNING TAKE PLACE.
REGARDS TO THE SIGNATORY YOU ARE HEREBY INFORMED THAT AS SOON AS THE PAYMENT
IS MADE WE WILL SEND THE ORGINAL COPY TO BOTH OF YOU FOR SIGNING.
MEANWHILE BELOW IS THE INFORMATIONS ON HOW TO PAY THE MONEY THROUGH WASTERN
UNION MONEY TRANFER.
NAME MRS ELIZEBETH EGU
CIITY AND TOWN COCODY,ABIDJAN
PLEASE SEND THE MONEY THROUGH THE ABOVE INFORMATIONS AND FORWARD THE CONTROL
NUMBER AND THE IMPORTANT INFORMATIONS TO US.
THANKS
MRS EGU .E
FOR MANAGEMENT
note
(someone needs photoshop 101 now)
PETER,
I WILL NOT DO ANY FURTHER ACTIONS UNTIL I RECIEVE A PICTURE OF YOU HOLDING A
SIGN THAT READS "I LIKE DONKKI PUNCH". I WOULD MUCH RATHER DO ALL
OF THESE THINGS WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY IN PERSON INSTEAD OF BY MAIL.
PLEASE MAKE ARRANGEMENTS FOR ME TO COME THERE AND I WILL HAPPILY DO EVERYTHING
NECESSARY TO MAKE THIS TRANSACTION TRUE.
REGARDS,
DONKKI PUNCH
I HAVE BEEN TOLD BY MY LAWYER NOT TO SIGN ANYTHING WITHOUT
HIS PRESENCE. I HAVE ASKED MR.ACHIBONG TO MAKE ARRANGEMENTS FOR ME TO COME THERE
WITH MY LAWYER AND DO THIS IN PERSON.
PLEASE ADVISE,
DONKKI PUNCH
Dear Mr Donkki,
Thanks for your mail.And sorry for my late response to your mail, is just because
i took a little illness yesterday.But thanks to God that i have recovered .
As regards to my picture i will be sending it to you withing 48hours of this
mail.Moreso i want to let you know that i am a little bit confused because of
the attachement of your picture.I really can not identify from the picture.among
the four(there were 3 only one male)people please
could you identify yourslf so that i can know whom i am dealing with.
Meanwhile ,concerning your coming i have being putting things in order to make
sure that every thing concerning your journey will be sucessful.
THanks
MR PETER ACHIBONG
FROM THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT
ASSISTANCE 2000 SECURITY COMPANY PLC
DEAR SIR
THIS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE RECEIVED YOUR MAIL..REGARDS TO YOUR REQUEST TO ADIVCED
YOU ON THIS ISSUE .THE MEMBERS OF THE OF DIRECTORS MET TOGATHER OVER THE CASE
LAST NIGHT AND HAVE COME UP TO TELL YOU THAT THE CHOICE IS YOURS.
IF REALLY YOU HAVE MAKE UP YOUR MIND TO COME OVER YOURSELF,IS ALL AT YOUR OWN
RISK ,WE STILL ADVICE YOU MEET WITH YOUR PARTNER FOR THE ARRENGEMENT.
ALL OUR CONCERN IS AS SOON AS THE PAYMENT IS MADE WE WILL RELEASE THE DOCUMENTS
TO BOTH OF YOU.BECAUSE ON NO ACCOUNT WILL WE RELEASE THE DOUCMENTS WITHOUT THE
PAYMENT.
SO WE WELCOME THE BOTH IDEAL, TO SEND THE MONEY AND TO COME DOWN HERE.BUT WE
STILL SUGGEST THAT YOU PAY THE MONEY AND WE WILL FORWARD THE CHANG OF OWNERSHIP
TO YOU FOR SIGNATORY.(yea...so you don't have to hide
a body)
THANKS
MRS E.EGU
FOR THE MANAGEMNT
Sirs,
Because of the details of the transaction I would rather make the trip there
and work out the details face to face. I have the funds to do so and am willing
to also. I will forward this to my partner and see about doing this as soon
as possible.
Regards,
Donkki Punch
(oh yea...someone is going on a little adventure.....but not me)
Dear Brother,
I wrote to intimate you on the current happening.Like i, did tell you in my
last mail that i was going to send you my picture within 48 hours.Unfortunately
the photographer is out of town till end of the week.that means i will send
the photogragh on monday as soon as i collect it from him.
Meanwhile, i will want you to send THE FLIGHT SCHEDULE so that it will not delay
this transaction , since the photogragh will be ready by monday.
I also want you to personnally tell me yourself in the picture you sent to me,
so that i will know exactly whom iam dealing with.I want you that all arrengement
about your comming has been put to in place.So what is remaining at hand is
the flight scheduled and my photograph.
I wait your for the schedule.
THANKS
PETER
Peter,
As soon as I recieve your photo (it doesn't have to be professional..you can
use a webcam) holding a sign with my name on it I will make reservations for
a flight. In the mean time here is a photo of me.
Donkki Punch
Dear Brother,
I write with pleasure to say hi to you once again.please below is my picture.And
i want to assure you that i have put everything in place.So as soon as you receive
this mail just send your flight schedule to me for comfirmation.
i am waiting for reply.
Thanks
N/B
Please all direct all mail to this email box(shame shame..got
caught again), the libero mail could not deliver mails anymore, i have
sent this massage in the morning through the libero box.so please do me this
favour by sending your mails to me through this box.
CLICK TO SEE
A SHINY SCAMMER !!!!
Peter,
I can not read the sign you are holding. Please make sure I can read the
words "Donkki Punch". All I can see is a big blur where the sign is.
I have
already taken a leave of absence from work to come there so please reply
quickly and I will make my arrangements. Exactly where are you in Africa so
I can fly somewhere close.
Donkki Punch
Peter,
What exactly do I need to bring with me on the trip to make this
transaction?
Donkki Punch
(awaiting your picture with the clear sign)
Peter,
By the way. Since you are a medical doctor please send me a bottle of xanax
2mg bars. I need these for my panic attacks and for flying. I will have a po
box for you to send them to. They should be really cheap there in Africa.
Thank you,
Donkki Punch
Peter,
I have made reservations to go. I will need someone to pick me up. I am
going to have to fly to Lagos because I can use my business card since we do
business there. I will be leaving washington dc on september 24 and fly to
New York then to London. I will arrive to Lagos at 5:00am at LOS on Virgin
Atlantic 651. It is an Airbus A342. I will be staying until monday the 29th
to give us ample time and to do some site seeing. Please resend your picture
since I can barely recognize you in that pic. Make sure I can read the sign
to make sure it's you.
If you have any questions, let me know.
Donkki Punch
Dear Sir,
Nice to hear from you and your trip plan.
Well as per the photograph,you could read it clearly if you can download it
properly.
Except if you want me to take another one and send to me.(I
AM NOT EVEN GOING TO ARGUE...I JUST WANT HIM TO
MAKE A ROAD TRIP)
The country is COTE D IVOIRE.The city is ABIDJAN.This country is not far from
Nigeria.So what ever it is or any development,don't hesitate to contact.
I wait for your next mail.
FROM THE LEGAL DEPARTMENT
ASSISTANCE 2000 SECURITY COMPANY PLC
DEAR SIR
THIS IS TO INFORM YOU THAT WE HAVE NOT HEAR FROM YOU NOR FROM YOUR PARTNER.WE
WANT TO KNOW THE ACTUAL DAY OF YOUR COMING OR ARE YOU NOT COMING AGAIN.
THE CHANGE OF OWNERSHIP WHICH WE HAVE EFFECT ON YOUR BEHALF HAS ONLY BUT FEW
DAYS TO STAY AND BECOMES VALUELESS.
WE ADVICE YOU INFORM US OF THE LATEST DEVELOPMENT SO THAT WE WILL KNOW WHAT
NEXT TO DO.
THANKS
MR SULMANN BELLO
OPREATION MANAGER
I sent you the form filled out completely and my partner....do
you mean Pablo or my business partener. If I need to send it again re-email
it to me.
Donkki Punch
FROM THE OFFICE OF THE OPREATIONAL MANAGER
ASSISTANCE 2000 SECURITY COMPANY PLC.
DEAR SIR
THIS IS TO THE RESPONES TO YOUR LAST MAIL.PLEASE FOR YOUR INFORMATION WE DONT
KNOW WHO IS PABLO. SO WHEN WE TALKING ABOUT YOUR PARTNER WE MEAN MR PETER ACHIBONG
YOUR BUSINESS PARTNER.
MEANWHILE REGARDS TO THE FORM WEATHER YOU FILL THEM OUT THERE OR HERE IN OUR
OFFICE IT MEANS NOTHING UNTILL OUR LAWER SIGN TO EFFECT IT.SO WE HAVE THE FINAL
SIGNTORY ON IT.
ALL WE ARE TRYING TO LET YOU KNOW IS THAT WE ARE STILL WAITING FOR BOTH OF YOU
TO REACH OUR DEMAND.IF YOU ARE COMING DOWN AS YOU SAID BEFORE LET US KNOW AND
IF YOU HAVE ABORT THE IDEAL OF COMING DOWN YOU SHOULD SEND THE MONEY FOR PAYMENT.
THANKS
MR SULMANN BELLO
FOR THE COMPANY
Mr Donkki,
Complement of the day.
I hope today finds you in good health.What is keeping you from writing.i have
make every necesary arrengement base on your coming, to make sure that evrything
will work out for our good.
Meanwhile i will not fail to ask you, on your own side, to know the latest developments
as regard to the investment of this money after the transfer.moreso concerning
your plan about my coming over to STATES.
Please Mr Donkki as regard to the flight Schedule, i am living in abidjan, capital
city of republic of Ivory Coast(YES ..I KNOW THE GEOGRAPHY
OF YOUR COUNTRY).is a west african state.also
the security company is base here in abidjan also.but according to your last
mail, you made mention of flying to london from there to lagos.but i will suggest
you call off the trip to london and travel direct to francis and from there
you come down here is that i will pick you up.or if you can make it from london
to abidjan it will be more better.
I have make arrengement of picking you from abidjan airport not lagos.Remember
i will not like my father nor his friend know our plan of transfering this money
to your base.
i wait for your urgent response.
Thanks
Love From Peter(XXXXOOOOO)
Peter,
My company does business in Lagos and the only flight I could find has a
holdover in London, which I have always wanted to visit. Have you made hotel
arrangements and put one day aside to go on a safari? I do not want this to
be all a business. This is an expensive trip for me. Let me know where you
have made reservations for me at and if I need to bring anything else with
me. Do I need to bring cash or can I do everything electronlicly there. Do I
need my laptop or to bring any other devices which will help you on this
transaction? I am very excited about coming down there and getting RICH. I
will finally be able to get that wart on my face removed. Please send me a
clearer photo. I can not see what you look like in the one you sent. Make
sure it clearly reads "Donkki Punch" so I can find you at the Lagos
airport.
I unfortuntaley can not change the flight schedule since I have told a story
to my boss about seeing clients in these countries. But after the
transaction I promise to give you gas money..........joking.....we will both
be rich.
Looking forward to seeing you and your family,
Donkki Punch
Duman,
I will be there in Lagos on Weds. Please do not forget to pick me up.
Donkki Punch
If he is telling the truth about where he is....that is one long drive !!!!!!!!!!
Dear Sir,
Nice to hear from you again.I believe i did tell you in one of my mails that
you will have to travel down to COTE D IVOIRE(no thanks..i
am white)as soon as you enter Nigeria.I cannot just come to Nigeria to
pick you because in the first instance i do not want to come to Nigeria because
i do not want my father or Mr Charles Taylor to know i am in the country.You
know my father is a governor(and i am a chinese jet pilot)and
i can be easily dictated anyway within the country,and that means disaster to
this business.I think the best way is for you to come to COTE D IVOIRE and i
will pick you up in the airport.I have made all arrangement here about your
coming,so yopu have to change the idea of my picking you in Nigeria.i do hope
i am understood.
Please call me on my direct on +225 05 428972 for further discussion on your
trip.
Thanks,
Peter.
(sounds like he doesn't want to risk the drive .... not to worry....he will go !!!)
I will be there on Weds. if you are not there i guess
there is no deal. This
is the only way I can arrange this trip without raising doubts with my
company.
Donkki
Duman,
Please have someone there to pick me up. I am not familiar with the area and
will have a large amount of cash on me. I have heard that it can be
dangerous there. I would feel much more comfortable with you or one of your
partners there to pick me up. I can not change my flight plans. I must go to
Nigeria. I am sure you have many trustworthy friends that could pick me up.
Please make sure that they send me a pic of them holding a sign with my name
on it to my email and to be holding one at the airport so I know that I am
safe.
Looking forward to seeing you on weds.
Donkki Punch
Dear Sir,
thanks for your mail.
like i indicated in my last mail, i am trying my best to go to Nigeria since you will be there, but i may not be there before your arrival that is to say i will get someone to pick you up at the airport. you will not have problems with who will pick you up at the airport but the most important thing is for me to be sure that you are really coming as i will not like to make people work in vain. suffice to say, making them to wait for you at the airport without seeing you then. however, i would advise you to call me before you take off tommorrow to enable me call my contact in Nigeria to give them instruction on how to identify you. According to the security officer am in contact with whom will pick you up at the airport on arrival, he has not told me on how to identify you but he made me to understand that he may not be able to carry your name as indicated by you, that is to say he will have his own way of telling us how to idnetify you on arrival. this is the more reason why you must at all cost call me before your departure to enable me pass the same information as he will give me on receiving you on arrival.
On the other way round i am making an arrangement here through a top Government official to make sure that the consignment is brought to Nigeria to reduce the stress and Risk involved in coming to this political war zone as the case may be. I have concluded arrangment on my coming over to Nigeria but i may not be there in Nigeria before you, reason is that i want to make sure that the consignment leaves here before i come over. this is to say you will be there before me if there is no change in your flight schedule.
Finally Sir, i will much appreciate if he call me as it will not complicate issue for me. this will enable me conclude arrangement on the security official that will pick you up at the airport.
waiting to hear from you asap.
Thanks,
Peter
Dear Sir,
i have just contacted the Security Officer who will pick you up at the Airport on arrival. though he has not told me how he will identify you but he said he will be calling you to know your flight schedule. you can also call him in case he fail to call you. his telephone numlber is 234 1 775 0854. his name is DR. BEN EZE.
waiing to hear from you.
thanks.
Peter
(((bet they are getting tired of my voicemail))))
Duman
SEND ME A PICTURE OF HIM HOLDING A SIGN THAT SAYS "DONKKI PUNCH" SO
I KNOW
WHO TO LOOK FOR. PROMISE ME THIS. I DO NOT WANT ANY TROUBLE WHEN I GET
THERE.
I WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT IT IS HIM AND NOT SOMEONE ELSE.
GOD BLESS,
DONKKI PUNCH
PETER,
I AM ATTATCHING A PHOTO OF MYSELF ONCE AGAIN. TELL YOUR PARTNER I WILL BE
WHEARING DARK SUNGLASSED A BLACK SUIT AND BLACK TIE. I ALSO WALK WITH A
CAIN. MY HAT WILL BE TILTED TO ONE SIDE. I ALSO ALWAYS WEAR MY GOLD CHAIN
THAT SAYS DH ON IT (BLING BLING YA KNOW). I WILL BE CARRYING A BRIEFCASE AND
A LAPTOP CASE. HERE IS MY PICTURE ONE MORE TIME.
LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING BUSINESS WITH YOU,
DONKKI PUNCH
Dear Sir,
I got your mail.i will forward this information to the security officer.but
please call him before you leave for Nigeria so that he will know that you have
left,and moreover,so that you will not take him unaware.
You should also call me to tell me you are about to leave.my usual number+225
05428972.
i wait for the urgent call.
Peter.
Time for my flight......shit I wasn't there....hmmmm
Peter,
I am extremely dissapointed. No one was there to pick me up. I tried calling
the number you gave me, but all I got was a bunch of clicking and a buzy
tone. I was wearing exactly what I told you I would be and even asked around
for a security officer waiting for a Mr. Punch. I can not begin to tell you
how angry I am. I am back in London now. If you want this and this is for
real then email me back, otherwise I have more importent things to do then
run around Nigeria. I will be in London until October 8th.
Regards.
Donkki Punch
Dear Sir,
It is very unfortunate that this inccident happenned.the both ofyou missed each
other somehow.he did contact me to inform me they was nobody like you in the
airport.he ended up wasting his time.but i want you to know that this deal is
betwwen you and i,and we must sacrifice time to get it done.please call me so
that i will know when you are leaving,so that i will pass information to him.+225
05 428972.
I will again and again say i am sorry for the inconvinences.but please try and
call me so that i will know your position,and give him information accordingly.
Peter.
Peter,
Let's get this done and over with. Find me a flight from London to the
closest airport to you and reserve me the tickets. I will pay you back when
I arrive(just tryin to scam him). I have other
business that I am doing in the mean time and do not
have much extra time to find a flight. This way you yourself can pick me up.
I WILL NOT GO IF I DO NOT GET A PHOTO OF YOU HOLDING A SIGN THAT SAYS"DONKKI
PUNCH" AFTER SITTING IN A NIGERIAN AIRPORT FOR HOURS WITH A LARGE AMOUNT
OF
CASH ON ME. I need to know for sure that you are going to be there because I
will have to cancel other business meetings that I have in London. My cell
phone works over seas. You can contact me at 512-xxx-xxxx.
I hope this is trueful and you are not jerking me around.
Sincerely,
Donkki Punch
Dear Brother,
Happy to write you once again.I appericate the fact that you really
understood the need for us to get this deal completed in the shortest time.
Iam seriously worried not for you but over the whole thing,why i gave you
my number to contact me on, was due to the politically uneasy of this country
that makes it diffcult for oversea calls.Right from the very first day i got
your contact
i have tried your number several times , all to no avail .(ha
ha......love my callnotes..don't ya)
Mr Peter the mail you sent to me this morning really made me to
understood that you have but a little time for this transaction.which you promised
me
your'e going to help me to transfer this money and to help me in investing it
in your conutry,you said you are coming down yourself for the deal and instructs
that i should make an arrengement for your coming, i did asked the security
officer to pick you up on my behalf at the airport, But you missed each other.
Now as regards to your demand for new arrengement, i am ever ready to accomplish
this course.But base on this condition.I will advice you once again to make
the trip
down to Abidjan so that we can go together to the security company from here.
Alterntively, should i inquire from the security company,if they can shift the
consignment
to one of their branch offices in Euroupe since the security company has branches
in some
European countries according to them.
I am waiting to hear from you.
Peter
ohhhhhh...is the scammer Peter getting a little frustrated
Peter,
The reason I said I do not have much time is because I am supposed to be
down here on business. You told me this was to be kept confiditential. I
will travel to Abidjan, just make me arrangements to get there from London
and we will get this going. Once I am back in the USA, investing the money
and seeing profit is no problem. That is what I do for a living. My time is
just short overseas.
Let me know the arrangements for my arrival at Abidjan and email a photo of
you holding a sign that says "Donkki Punch" before I have to go back
home.
Regards,
Donkki Punch
Dear Friend,
Thanks for your mail.
I am writing to inform you that all preparation for your arrival have been perfectly
arrange for. But regarding to your flight ticket, infact the conditions and
the requirement for the purchase of flight ticket here is too difficult for
me now due these reasons.
(1) They asked a lot of security questions because of the political situation
offwhich along the line might thwart all my effort to reclaim the boxes from
the security company without the knowledge of my Uncle, who is the Nigerian
Ambassador to this country.
(2) Moreover I have been keeping this transaction very secret, to shield away
from public knowledge and critics, because I do not want my Uncle to be aware
of this deal.
Because if my Uncle got the knowledge of the whole deal, definitely he will inform my dad and that might cause problem between my father and Mr Taylor. As such i will not want to dent my father's image as a politician. Who has an ambition of becoming my countries President, come 2007.
Therefore i will advise, please sir, you make a time and pay for your way down here. So that we can finish this transaction before the political problem of this country get worse. Which might warrant my father calling me home.
As a regard to my picture as soon as you acknowledge the receipt of this mail, I will send it to you.
Await to hear from you.
Thanks.
((how mean....won't even pay for my ticket when I am going to make him rich))
Time for me to get a little attitude
PETER,
VERY SIMPLE PLAN. HAVE A FRIEND DO IT. I AM GOOD FOR THE MONEY AND THIS WILL
PROVE YOUR GOOD FAITH. I AM SURE YOU HAVE A TRUSTWORTHY FRIEND THAT YOU CAN
PAY TO GET ME MY TICKET AND I WILL GIVE YOU THE MONEY AS SOON AS I ARRIVE.
IF I TRY TO GET THE TICKET, THEY ARE GOING TO ASK QUESTIONS ALSO. THEY ASK
ME A LOT OF QUESTIONS AT CUSTOMS WHEN I WENT TO NIGERIA.
PLEASE RESPOND WITH YOUR PICTURE AND A PLAN FOR ME TO GET THERE.
DONKKI PUNCH
Dear Friend
I writing to inform you that, I am not confortable with the way you are handly
this issue,i am now dubting the the sincerelity of your promises to assist me
in this transcation.
Infact with every indication, you are turning this transction into a joke and
childish play. Look if you know you are not comfortable with this transaction,you
beter tell me.i cannot be wasting my time relying on you,but you are making
thing more difficult.you have forgotten that i would have done this transaction
even without consulting you if i had the financial capacity of doing it.i want
you to know that i brought you into tis transaction to assist me finncially
in this transaction,and that is the most reason why i prpose this percentage
for you.it will cover your assistance,contribution financially and other wise.what
i am saying in essence is that if you cannot do this for me,then it is useless
having you as a partner.please if you can afford your ticket,you better tell
me.i am no more interested in this cat and mouse play.
i wait for on answer from you.
Peter
WOW...HE GOT ANGRY...TIME TO DROP THE BOMB
Hey peter,
guess what....I AM NOT A MUGU motherfucker.
Hope you had fun driving to Nigeria. I was sitting comfortably at my house.
I have known that you were a 419 scammer since day 1. Americans are not
stupid. It is you that is the Mugu here. How much did it cost you to make
all those fake documents? How much did it cost you to call? How much did it
cost you to drive to the airport? I hope you have no food to eat tonight.
Guess what I am eating a big juicy t-bone steak.....wait aren't cow sacred
there or some retarded thing like that....oh well. Don't get a fucking
attitude with me. You are the scum of the earth. Get a real job you fucking
scammer.
If you would like to respond, please do !!!! I have sent you email to the
fbi, cia and zwallet.com so you might want to watch your back you idiot. You
can read our conversation on my website dedicated to making fun of you and
your stupid 419 scam.....check it out....our conversation is on there along
with your ip address and every thing else you sent me.
Have a great day asshole,
Donkki Punch
WWW.GEOCITIES.COM/DONKKI_PUNCH
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