Black = stupid nigerian scammer
Red = Donkki Punch (me)
green = comments and me trying to be funny
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FROM: PAUL PAUL SHIEKINAH
LOME-TOGO
WEST AFRICA
TEL:+ 2289168622
ATTN:PRESIDENT/CEO
CONFIDENTIAL
I AM MR. PAUL SHIEKINAH, THE ONLY SON OF LATE CHIEF
JOSEPH ALFRED SHIEKINAH FROM SIERRA-LEONE. I GOT YOUR
CONTACT FROM INTERNATIONAL CHAMBER OF COMMERCE HERE IN
LOME THE CAPITAL CITY OF TOGO. MY SOURCES OF YOUR CONTACT
GAVE ME ENCOURAGE AND CONFIDENCE TO RELY ON YOU.(once
again all I did was put my email on a fishing site with a mugu message on it
saying "I like smelling fish")
I AM WRITING YOU IN ABSOLUTE CONFIDENCE PRIMARILY TO
SEEK FOR YOUR ASSISTANCE TO TRANSFER OUR CASH OF
TWEENTY(wow...tweenty must be a lot)-FOUR MILLION
FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATED
DOLLARS (24,400,000.00)
NOW IN THE CUSTODY OF THE SECURITY AND TRUST COMPANY
HERE IN LOME THE CAPITAL CITY OF TOGO TO YOUR PRIVATE
ACCOUNT PENDING OUR ARRIVAL TO YOUR COUNTRY.
SOURCES OF THE FUND
MY LATE FATHER, CHIEF JOSEPH ALFRED SHIEKINAH, A NATIVE
OF MENDE DISTRICT IN THE NORTHERN PROVINCE OF
SIERRA-LEONE, WAS THE GENERAL MANAGER OF SIERRA-LEONEMINING CO-
OPERATION (S.L.M.C) FREETOWN. ACCORDING TO
MY FATHER, THIS MONEY WAS THE INCOME ACCRUED FROM
MINING CO-OPERATION OVER DRAFT AND MINOR SALES.
BEFORE THE PEACE OF THE CIVIL WAR BETWEEN THE REBEL
FORCES OF MAJOR PAUL KORORMAH AND THE COMBINED FORCES
OF ECOMOG PEACE KEEPING OPERATION THAT ALMOST
DESTROYED MY COUNTRY, FOLLOWING THE FORCEFUL REMOVAL
FROM POWER OF THE CIVILIAN ELECTED PRESIDENT AHMED
TEJAN KABBAH BY THE REBELS.
MY FATHER HAD ALREADY MADE ARRANGEMENT FOR HIS FAMILY, MY
MOTHER, MY LITTLE SISTER AND MYSELF TO BE EVACUATED TO LOME
THE CAPITAL CITY OF TOGO WITH OUR PERSONAL EFFORT AND THE
BOX CONTAINING THE MONEY.
MY FATHER DEPOSITED THE BOX IN A PRIVATE SECURITY
COMPANY HERE IN LOME THE CAPITAL CITY OF TOGO FOR THE SAFE
CUSTODY UNTIL AFTER THE WAR WHEN HE WILL JOIN US.
DURING THE WAR IN MY COUNTRY, AND FOLLOWING THE
INDISCRIMINATE LOOKING OF THE PUBLIC AND GOVERNMENT
PROPERTIES BY THE REBELS FORC ES, THE SIERRA-LEONE
MONING COOP. WAS ONE OF THE TARGETS LOOTED AND
DESTROYED. MY FATHE R INCLUDING OTHER TOP GOVERNMENT
FUNCTIONARIES WERE ATTACKED AND KILLED BY THE REBELS
IN NOVEMBER 1999 BECAUSE OF THE RELATIONSHIP WITH THE
CIVILIAN PRESIDENT AHMED TEJAN KABBAH. AS A RESULT OF
MY FATHER'S DEATH, DASHED OUR HOPE OF SURVIVAL. THE
UNTIMLY DEATHS CAUSED MOTHER HEART FAILURE AND OTHER
RELEATED COMPLICATIONS OF WHICH SHE LATER DIED IN
HOSPITAL AFTER WE MUST HAVE SPENT A LOT OF MONEY ON
HER.(boo hoo.......i am getting all choked up)
NOW, MY SISTER AND MYSELF ARE ALONE IN THIS STRANGE COUNTRY
SUFFERING WITHOUT ANY CARE TO OUR HELP.
WITHOUT ANY RELATION, WE ARE NOW LIKE REFUGEES
AND ORPHANS. OUR ONLY HOPE NOW IS IN YOU AND THE BOX
DEPOSITED IN A SECURITY COMPANY. TO THIS EFFECT, I
HUMBLY SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE FOLLOWING WAYS.
TO ASSIST ME CLAIM THIS BOX FROM SECURITY COMPANY AS
CO-BENFICIARY. TO TRANSFER THIS MONEY IN YOUR NAME TO
YOUR COUNTRY TO MAKE GO OD ARRANAGEMENT FOR A JOINT
BUSINESS INVVESTMENT ON OUR BEHALF IN YOUR COUNTRY AND
YOU, THE CARETEKER. TO SECURE A COLLEGE FOR MY LITTLE
SISTER AND MYSELF IN YOUR COUNTRY TO FURTHER OUR
EDUCATION. AND TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR OUR TRAVEL WITH
YOU TO YOUR COUNTRY AFTER YOU HAVE TRANSFERRED THIS
FUND. MOST IMPORTANT, THE SECURITY COMPANY OFFICIAL DO
NOT KNOW THE EXACT CONTENT OF THE BOX BECAUSE IT WAS
DECLEARED AS FAMILY VALUABLES. THE WHOLE DOCUMENT
ISSUED AFTER DEPOSIT IS IN MY CUSTODY.
I WANT YOU TO CALL ME AS SOON AS YOU RECEIVE THIS MESSAGE.
MY NUMBER IS : + 2289168622. I AM NOW EXPECTING YOUR CALL.
THANKS AND REMAIN BLESSED
BEST REGARDS
PAUL SHIEKINAH
Plus simple, plus fiable, plus rapide : découvrez
(reading that letter was like having to sit through secrets of the ya ya sisterhood with my girlfriend)
Paul Paul,
My name is Donkki Donkki Punch Punch.....just messin with ya. Sounds like a
deal that is too good to be true. Please explain exactly what this would include
for me to do and if it is legal.
Donkki Punch
DEAR(my name is Donkki Punch asshole....he just puts
DEAR)
THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN TOWARDS ME AND MY LITTLE SISTER.
(i showed concern?????????????)
INFACT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS TRASACTION IS 100 PERCENT RISK FREE.
IF YOU CAN GIVE ME YOUR TELEPHONE AND FAX NUMBERS I WILL SEND TO YOU THE CERTIFICATE
OF DEPOSIT THAT WAS GIVEN TO MY LATE FATHER ON THE DAY OF DEPOSIT BY THE THE
SECURITY COMPANY.
ALL I WANT YOU TO DO IS JUST TO HELP ME AND WITHDRAW THE TRUNK BOX FROM THE
SECURITY COMPANY AND AFTER THAT WE CAN THEN TRANSFER THE MONEY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT.
I WILL GIVE YOU 15 PERCENT OUT OF THE TOTAL AMOUNT OF THE MONEY.
MY LITTLE SISTER CYNTHIA SENDS HER WARMTH GREETINGS TO YOU.
(I am going to shoot for naked pics of her......oh yea!!!)
MAY THE ALL MIGHTY GOD GUIDE AND PROTECT YOU IN ALL YOU DO AMEN.
YOURS SINCERELY
PAUL
Paul Paul,
Tell Cynthia I said "What's up..." My phone number is 512-xxx-xxxx.
I do not have a fax to do this business with so you can either mail it to me
or scan and email it.
By the way...how old is Cynthia(I have a thing for African women).
Donkki Punch
DEAR
THANK YOU FOR YOUR MESSAGE.
I AM VERY SOORY FOR REPYING LATE , IT WAS DUE THE FACT THAT CARAMAIL.COM WAS
NOT CONNECTING VERY FINE HERE THIS WHY I HAVE DECIDED TO CHANGE TO YAHOO.COM.(got
caught ... did ya)
THANK YOU FOR EVERYTHING I WILL SCAN THE DOCUMENT AND SEND IT TO YOU AS SOON
AS I HEAR FROM YOU.
MAY THE ALMIGHTY GOD BE WITH YOU AMEN.
YOURS SINCERELY
PAUL SHIEKINAH
((what nothing about his sister))
Paul,
I am awaiting your docs.
Donkki Punch
DEAR
HOW ARE YOU TODAY ?
I HAVE SCAN AND ATTACHED THE CERTIFICATE OF DEPOSIT
THAT WAS GIVEN TO MY LATE FATHER BY THE SECURITY
COMPANY ON THE DAY OF DEPOSIT.
THIS IS THE CONTACT OF THE SECURITY COMPANY:
UNIVERSAL TRUST SECURITY COMPANY
NO 11 RUE D'EGLISE
LOME-TOGO
TEL:+ 2289174803
EMAIL ADDRESS: [email protected]
CONTACT PERSON: NELSON AKWA
DIRECTOR
PLEASE YOU CAN CONTACT THE SECURITY COMPANY ON OUR
BEHALVE JUST AS OUR FAMILY FRIEND AND GUARDIAN.
HOWEVER YOU SHOULD NOT LET THE SECURITY COMPANY TO
KNOW THAT THERE IS MONEY INSIDE THE TRUNK BOX BECAUSE
MY LATE FATHER TOLD THEM THAT THE BOX CONTAINS OUR
FAMILY VALUABLES LIKE DOCUMENTS ETC, TO AVOID EYES
BEING ON THE TRUNK BOX AND FOR SECURITY REASONS TOO.
MY LITTLE SISTER CYNTHIA SENDS HER GREETINGS TO YOU.((ooohh yea))
MY GOD GUIDE AND PROTECT YOU AMEN.
YOURS SINCERELY
PAUL SHIEKINAH
(copy of form....purty bad)
PAUL PAUL,
I HAVE SENT THE DOCUMENTS AND AM WAITING FOR FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS. WHEN
SHOULD I PLAN ON MAKING THE TRIP DOWN THERE?
DONKKI PUNCH
(he is going on a little trip)
DEAR
THANKS FOR YOUR MESSAGE.
I WILL LIKE YOU TO COME DOWN HERE SO THAT WE CAN GO TOGETHER TO THE SECURITY
COMPANY FOR THE WITHDRAWAL OF THE TRUNK BOX AND AFTER THAT WE CAN TRANSFER THE
MONEY TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
YOU WILL BE WELCOMED AS I WILL BE AT THE AIRPORT TO WELCOME YOU MYSELF.
MY LITTLE SISTER SENDS HER GREETINGS TO YOU.
MAY OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST BE WITH YOU AMEN.
YOURS SINCERELY
PAUL
DEAR
HOW ARE YOU TODAY ? I HOPE YOU ARE FINE.
I AM STILL WAITING FOR YOUR REPLY AS TO KNOW WHEN YOU WILL BE COMING DOWN HERE TO MET ME.
YOU WILL BE HIGHLY WELCOMED.
MY LITTLE SISTER SENDS HER WARMTH GREETINGS TO YOU.
YOURS SINCERELY
PAUL
(i will see what i can get away with)
Paul,
How old is your little sister? I am a young man and love African women and would
like to have someone to party with while I am down there. All work and no fun
makes Donnki a mad boy. Please send me a photo of you and your sister both holding
signs that state"Looking forward to a Donkki Punch" so I know what
you will look like when I get there. Once I recieve the photos I will make flight
plans. Also let me know where I should fly and if you are making hotel arrangements
for me. I would like to take an African woman on a safari. I have always dreamed
of making mad love on the plains of your beautiful country surrounded by lions,
tigers and elephants. Let me know also if I need to bring anything with me (money,computers,etc.)
Looking forward to recieving you and your sister's pictures,
Donkki Punch
still working