Black = stupid nigerian scammer
Red = Donkki Punch (me)
green = comments and me trying to be funny
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Dear Good Friend.
I am Mrs mercy William from Solomon Islands near Australia. I am
married to Mr.William Lobi from Kuwait who worked with Kuwait Embassy in
Ivory Coast for nine years before he died in the year 2001. We were married
for eleven years without a child. He died after a brief illness that lasted
for only four days.
Before his death we were both born again Christian. Since his death I
decided not to remarry or get a child outside my matrimonial home which the
Bible is against.
When my late husband was alive he deposited the sum of $8.5 Million
with a Bank in Cote D lvoire. Presently this money is still in the custody
of the Bank in Cote D lvoire.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next Eight
months due to cancer problem. Having known my condition I decided to donate
this fund to good person that will utilize this money the way I am going
to instruct herein.
I want a church,organization or good person that will use this fund
for orphanages, widows, propagating the word of God and to endeavor that
the house of God is maintained.
The Bible made us to understand that"Blessed is the hand that giveth".
l took this decision because I don't have any child that will inherit this
money and I don't want my husband's efforts to be used by unbelievers. I
don't want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly way.
This is why I am taking this decision. I am not afraid of death
hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of
the Lord.Exodus 14 VS 14 says that "the lord will fight my case and I shall
hold my peace".(did some homework ... huh)
I don't need any telephone communication in this regard because of my
health hence the presence of my husband's relatives around me always. I
don't want them to know about this development. With God all things are
possible.
As soon as I receive your reply I shall give you the contact of the
Bank in Cote d' lvoire. I will also issue you an authority letter that will
prove you the present beneficiary of this fund. I want you and the church
or the organization to always pray for me because the lord is my shephard.
My happiness is that I lived a life of a worthy Christian. Whoever
that Wants to serve the Lord must serve him in spirit and Truth. Please
always be prayerful all through your life.
Contact me on the this email address and any delay in your reply will give
me room in sourcing another good person for this same purpose.
Please assure me that you will act accordingly as I Stated herein.
Hoping to receive your response immedaitely.
Thanks and Remain blessed in the Lord.
l remain yours sister in Christ.
Mrs mercy William.
(amen.........)
Mercy,
I am a god fearing man and am willing to help out my fellow people. Let me
know exactly what you want me to do.
God bless you,
Donkki Punch
(her first email wasn't too bad....but this one just
plain sux)
DEAREST ONE
BELOW IS THE CONTACT DETAILS OF THE BANK AND THE PERSON INCHARGE AND I WANT
YOU TO KNOW THAT I have(careful not to hit the caps key)SEND
THE LETTER OF AUTHROZATION TO THE BANK IMMEDIATELY I RECEIVED YOUR CONTACTS
DETAILS AS I REQUESTED AND I ALSO WANT YOU TO CONTACT THE BANK CONTACT PERSON
AND REQUEST HIM TO TRANSFER THE FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT AS MY LATE HUSBAND FOREIGN
PARTNER AUTHORIZED TO RECEIVE THE FUND IN YOUR ACCOUNT ON MY BEHALF. YOU SHOULD
PLEASE COMMUNICATE WITH THE BANK CONTACT PERSON ONLY AS HE IS ALSO THE PERSON
INCHARGE OF THE ACCOUNT HOLDING THE FUND.
THE NAME OF THE BANK CONTACT PERSON IS : DR MUO AHMED. I ADVISE YOU TO TYPE
AND COMPLETE THE TEXT BELOW AND SEND TO DR MUO AHMED:-
ATTN: DR MUO AHMED:-
BIAO ABIDJAN COTE D'IVOIRE
EMAIL:[email protected]
TEL / FAX 22 522 526 068
D LINE.22507 73 77 79
SIR,
MY NAMES
ARE:...............COUNTRY:....................PHONE:.................FAX:...................
I AM THE FOREIGN BUSINESS PARTNER OF LATE MR WILLIAM LOBI , AUTHORISED TO RECEIVE
THE FUND DEPOSITED BY HIM LATE MR WILLIAM LOBI, I AM THE RIGHT OWNER OF THE
SAID FUND AND MY LATE PARTNER MR WILLIAM LOBI WANTED TO TRANSFER THE MONEY TO
MY ACCOUNT OVERSEAS BEFORE HIS DEATH AND PLEASE I AM REQUESTING YOU TO TRANSFER
THE FUND AS DEPOSITED TO MY ACCOUNT.
BANQUE INTERNATIONALE DE L’AFRQUE L’QUEST
A/C NAME: MR WILLIAM LOBI .
A/C NUMBER: 0- 231- 25652825 x
SWIFT CODE: BIAO CI
CLE RIB 0258
BANK ADDRESS 8-10 AVE. JOSEPH ANOMA 01 BP 1274 ABJ 01
PLEASE KINDLY INFORM ME THE PROCEEDURES FOR TRANSFERING THE FUND TO MY BANK
ACCOUNT AS FOLLOWS:-
FULLBANK:.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
THANK YOU FOR YOUR URGENT ATTENTION TO MY REQUEST".
LOOKING FORWARD TO HEARING FROM YOU.
THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU.
MRS WILLIAM.
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Do You Yahoo!?(notice she is using yahoo instead of freesurf
now...must of got busted)
Get your free @yahoo.com.hk address at Yahoo! Mail.
(Time to drop the bomb)
Maria...Mercy..whatever your name is,
You really need to go to school and take 419 scamming 101. I bait scammers for
fun and to waste your time, but that was the worst email I have seen out of
hundreds. Your name has already changed, you are not sending me any fake bank
docs(only a email you generated) and you just suck at the english language.
I think a circus monkey could scam better than you. Why don't you get a real
job and stop trying to take our hard earned money. I am forwarding all your
email info to freesurf.fr, yahoo and the FBI. Fuck you and have a nice day.
Donkki Punch