Black = stupid nigerian scammer

Red = Donkki Punch (me)

green = comments and me trying to be funny

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MISS VIVAN BONGO.
BUNGALOW OF PEACE
RUE 1000 HENRI AV.
ILOT 88, LOT 0081
COCODY -ABIDJAN
ABIDJAN- IVORY -COAST.
TEL:(+225)-0539-6355.

ATTN:TO THE LOVE ONE,

Compliment of the day,

REQUEST FOR INVESTMENT PARTNERSHIP.

Permit us to inform you of our desire of going into
business relationship with you. I know this mail may
come to you as a surprise, since we have not known or
written each another before.

Our Mother died long ago when she was about to
delivered my junior brother CHARLES, he is 16 years
old as of today, based that we lost our mother so
early and i can not speak, our father took us so
special we are only two from my mother's side, I and
my brother charles .

Introducing myself , I am MISS VIVAN BONGO 18 years
of age the only daughter of the late CHIEF and MRS
ROBERT BONGO, My father was a gold and cocoa merchant
based in Accra- Ghana and Abidjan - Ivory Coast he
was poisoned to death by his business associates on
one of their business trips.

Before the death of my father on 20th February 2003 in
a private hospital here in Abidjan. He secretly called
us on his bedside and told us that he has a sum of
USD$45.5M (Fourty-Five Million, five hundred thousand
U.S.Dollars Only) deposited in a Bank here in Abidjan
-Cote D'Ivoire,that he used my name as his beloved
daughter for the next of kin in depositing the fund.

He also explained to us that it was because of this
his wealth that he was poisoned by his business
ssociates, that I should seek for a foreign partner in
a country of our choice where we will transfer this
money and use it for investment purpose such as
expansion of his existing cocoa business and real
estate management overseas.

I have made an arrangement with a lawyer here who will
help us to transfer this money to your country.

Please i humbly seeeking your assistance in the
following ways.

1- To assist us in providing an account of yours where
this fund can quietly be transferred into.

2-To serve as the guardian of this fund since I am
still in the secoundary school with my junior brother
CHARLES.

3)- To make arrangement for us to come over to your
country to futher our education and to help us secure
a residential permit in your country.

Moreover, we are willing to offer you 25% of the total
sum as compensation for your effort/ Input after the
successful transfer of this fund into your nominated
account , while 5% will be set aside to offset any
expenses we may incure.

Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards
assisting us as I believe that this transaction would
be concluded within the shortest possible time if you
signify interest to assist us.

NB: Please call or contact us immediately you receive
this message through the above phone and e-mail
address .

God bless

Yours sincerely

Miss Vivan Bongo
Master Charles Bongo (JUNIOR BROTHER)

Don't feel like fucking with this guy too much...we will see if he responds to this:

Vivan Bongo,
You have contacted the wrong person. I am a voodoo priest who sees through
your mugu 419 scam and have placed a curse on you never to succeed again in
your scam and for your genitals to rot and fall off. ahhhha hhha hahhahhha
hhhha hhhah hhh ahh h ahh ah hh. My voodoo chant is complete. Keep an eye
on your genitlia.
www.geocities.com/donkki_punch.com
Regards,
Donkki Punch

probably closed....we'll see