Black = stupid nigerian scammer

Red = Donkki Punch (me)

green = comments and me trying to be funny

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Kindly permit me the opportunity to narrate my ordeal
to you and as such seek your understanding in my
proposal to you as below.
I am Kumaye Dada the special Adviser
on finance and Economic planning to Mr. Charles
Taylor, erstwhile president of Liberia.
My friend prince Dada Fidaye Special Adviser on labour to
Charles Taylor was killed in the renewed war alongside
his family all this because of the tussle for power in
Liberia as reported by international media.
During the heat of the war in Liberia recently,
immediately the opposition group killed my friend, the
Nigerian president offered Asylum to Charles Taylor
with some of his [[Charles Taylor] aides and Loyalist
to be in Nigeria as a ? Peace Map? to the Liberia
Crisis and the American president did approve of the
above as he stated during his five working day visit
to Africa upon this, I succeeded in coming to Nigeria
where I am presently as a refugee in the refugee camp
in uyo, Rivers - State, Nigeria .
The above because of the serious war in Liberia and
all my life properties,and my friends?s houses, properties burnt and our
bank
accounts frozen by the Liberia Warriors who have taken
over power.
However, my friend told me of some fund he deposited
in a security trust service company in Europe before
his death and he handed over all the document and
information to me which are with me here in Nigeria
Secretly and the funds were moved through diplomatic
means to Europe as African Artifacts contained in the
security box.
The total amount inside is US $80 Million and all I
need from you at this point is your acceptance to help
me claim the consignment deposited by my late friend.
I also require your utmost sincerity and faithfulness
in working with me to get the consignment claimed and
the funds deposited in your account while I meet with
you in your country on completion of the transaction
to get my share and invest it in a viable business
over there based on your advise and for me to start a
new life alone .
You will get 30% of the sum for your assistance while
10% will be for expenses incurred for traveling,
communication and other miscellaneous items.
You are to respond to me urgently with your direct
telephone number and personal details to enable me
forward the complete procedures and modalities to you.
Once again I solicit for your understanding
cooperation and urgent response please, I am in pains
here.
NOTE:DO REACH ME THROUGH:
Yours in need,
Mr. KUMAYE DADA

Mr. Dada,
I am too a 419 scam artist. I am very good at it too. Your letter needs some
work.
1. Use a spellchecker
2. Be a family member to the assinated one, not a friend
3.Do not mention Liberia.....the usa is about to invade
4.$80 million is too much...take it down a notch or two
5.Don't ask for personal details till the mugu responds
6."I am in pains here" is just plain cheesy

Shoot me back an email and I will help you out with some tips. I have made
thousands doing this and have never got caught or hurt.
Just trying to help a brother out,
Donkki Punch

YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE THE NEXT EMAIL...HE BELIEVED ME !!!

Mr Donkki,
if there is any thing you have as a story that you can send to me i will
appreciate it o
thankd for your response.and mugu will always fall
dada

DADA,
"MUGUS WILL ALWAYS FALL" I BELIEVE WAS YOUR QUOTE. GUESS WHAT?? I AM NOT A
SCAMMER. I SCAM YOU PEOPLE BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPIDITY. RIGHT NOW I HAVE
NIGERIANS RUNNING ALL OVER AFRICA LOOKING FOR MONEY THAT ISN'T THERE OR
TRYING TO PICK ME UP AT THE AIRPORT.
GET A REAL JOB YOU FUCKING SCAMMER !!!!!!!
DONKKI PUNCH
BY THE WAY ... YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS AND IP HAVE BEEN SENT TO THE FBI AND YOU
IP PROVIDER.
YOU CAN EVEN READ OUR LITTLE CONVERSATION ON MY WEBSITE:
WWW.GEOCITIES.COM/DONKKI_PUNCH