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1-11-02
: " Another Layout? What the Damn? "
Yeah, I decided I didn't like the old one as much as I thought
I would. The minimalist thing didn't do it for me. And the iframe was a bit cumbersome.
But now, after a long painstaking series of gruesome mutations, I think Donkey Queef might
well fall into the realm of "that which does not incur shame." What fantastic
wonderful things did I do today? Well for starters, I put gas in my car. That doesn't
sound like it should be an adventure, and that's because it shouldn't. But I had put it
off for so long that I was much afeared that I'd find myself stranded on the VFW highway
sans fuel. I somehow made it to the bank (to get money) and the gas station (to pick up
fritos and bean dip) without flopping on the site of the road in a sputtering smokey heap.
That got me revved (2 v's not 1 w) up to work from 6-9 pm. Three hours that seemed like
about 38 years. Then I had to haul ass out of there towards Shop N Save so that I could
pick up some dinner. THEN I found out that it's extremely difficult to make purchases at
Shop N Save on your debit card when you don't know the PIN. I was indignantly compelled to
reduce my purchase size and pay cash. But now I'm at home with a frozen pizza to myself
and nothing but TV, video games, and the internet to occupy my attention. All is as it
should be.
In the fine and hallowed tradition of mine of perpetually remaining behind the times,
which stretches back to the purchase of the PowerMac which my family has yet to upgrade or
replace, I recently got a spiffy Magic deck. Some people have already taken the
opportunity to point out to me that life, in all its particulars, is, as I once new it,
over. For those of you who fall into that category:
You Are Cordially Invited to Bite My Ass.
I so far have no plans to sink any fortunes into it. I have books to buy, after all.
And eventually a PS2. Yeah, refer to that "always behind" thing. |
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