Name: Patrick "Trimester" Southorn
Birthdate: The Year of BIG BROTHER, The Clash and 7 Seconds (1984)
Favorite Band: Petey Pablo featuring Starship w/ Skrewdriver plus Iron Maiden
Last job: Corporate drug lord minister (it's funny 'cause it's true)
Race: Genetically superior to yours
Religion: I'm between Catholicism and cannibalism/skin-wearing. In short, anything fundamentalist.
Languages Spoken: Newspeak, hieroglyphics
Favorite Subject: Necromancy
Favorite Movie(s): "Fire in My Pants" and "How High", co-produced by Danny Devito
Favorite Animal Product: Yogurt treats
Favorite Revolutionary Hero: Josef Stalin and his Improv Comedy Troupe
Self-describing term: Slutty-pants
Hobbies: Making movies, Hooligan videos and this website; eating until I bleed; washing my hands ('cause they're dirty)
Improvisational Strategy: When all else fails, I set myself on fire
Latest Fetish: The new coin-operated sex-change machine at Wal-Mart
Communicable Diseases: Urethra dander and open sores
Fragrance of Choice: Vegan farts with a touch of freshly dead donkey
Favorite Narcotic/Paraphernalia: Blunts filled with hairspray and Advil
Sports: No exceptions
Favorite Sports Squadron: Hoof Hearted Football Club, yeah Favorite Quote: "You're digging your own grave..."
How Does It Feel To Be A Part Of The DB?: Sometimes I wish I had never been born
Do You Have Any Last Words?: "Put down that burger and let's smoke some drugs and have sex!"