Name: Braden "SNES" Wise Birthdate: 00-00-00, DQ lied�I am the actual brother of our lord jesus savior
Favorite Band: Labamba
Last job: Heir to the throne of Scott Rebaglia
Race: Albino with a hint of Guap
Religion: I worship John Ridder. You do the math.
Languages spoken: Kama Sutra, and a bit of Chimpanzee
Favorite Subject: I like to discuss my views on Fecal Japan
Favorite Movie(s): When Sigourney Weaver acts, I melt
Favorite Animal Product: Apples
Favorite Person: Richard Simmons (such an inspiration)
Self-describing term: "I am SNESfunboxGameCubePS2tronCpuNeuralNetProcessor"
Hobbies: Seducing Dairy Queen, and making out with Griffin
Latest fetish: I want you to suck my foot
Favorite Sport: Scoring a Dirty Sanchez
Favorite Quote: "Uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm��"
Communicable Diseases: A bad case of the Diarrhea mouth, Anal induced boogers, and GAIDS
Favorite Narcotic/Paraphernalia: Tylenol
How Does It Feel To Be A Part Of The DB?: I feel like I have to poop
Do You Have Any Last Words?: "Do you think the bass is taking away from the vocals?"