Name: Aaron "Nutrition" Nelson
AKA: "The Nutrition"
Birthdate: I don't really have one yet
Age: I wish I knew
Race: Purple
Religion: I like to listen to the teachings of a one Phil Donahue
Most Treasured Disease: Shingles
Diseases that I wish I had: I can't think of any that I don't have
Favorite Quote: "This party is over!"
Greatest Rolemodel: Chuck Norris or Charlie Sheen
Favorite Swearword: Heck (are there really other swearwords!?)
Favorite Insult: "YOU'RE DUMB"
Favorite Compliment: "YOU'RE DUMB"
Favorite Movie: Terror of Tinytown, Tom Cruise is breathtaking in it
Favorite Band: Whatever crappy band Keanu Reeves is in
Hobbies: I hang myself everyday...twice on days that end in "y"
Improvisational Strategy:Throwing up until I cry
Sports: Always
Favorite Narcotic/Paraphernalia: I'd say that basketball is my drug of choice
Favorite TV show: Football
Things I Do When I'm Bored: I drink apple juice until I have diarrhea
Favorite Words During Sex: "Blast off!" and "Whoops"
What I Say When Someone is Invading My Personal Space: "Could you scootch over just a tad...thanks"
Future Plans: To someday say that I was one of the Jackson 5
Last Words: "Time for earmuffs... with Thinsulate!"