Name: Jordan "Mittens" Crompton
AKA: "Hot Mitts"
Birthdate: Tomorrow
Self-describing term: "He will rock you, and he will roll you."
Religion: Romanian Catholic
Personal Heroes: Arnold Schwarzenegger and Samuel L. Jackson
Personal Role Model: Lou Diamond Phillips. Dairy Queen knows what�s up.
Communicable Disease: Can I get an STD with a little less AIDS in it please?
Greatest Future Monopoly: Taco Bell�come on, didn�t anyone see Demolition Man?
Favorite Quote: "Or are you doing something else in there with your music and your posters?"
Favorite Forgotten Phrases: "Nyer!" and "Poor guy."
Favorite Swearword: Doopies
Favorite Insult: "Shut the fuck up, fat man!"
Favorite Bible Passages: Ezekiel 25:17 and Exodus 8:2
Favorite Band: Eurythmics because Annie Lennox is so hot!
Favorite Sports: Cartwheels and magic tricks. I�ll fuck on my own time because I�m a magician.
Favorite Hobbies: Being a todd, engaging in ultra-violence, building spice racks, and whittling misshapen utensils from pieces of tree bark.
Favorite Board Game: "The shit�s chess, it ain�t checkers!"
Favorite Vegetarian Meal: Meat loaf and mashed potatoes doused in animal drippings.
Favorite Words of Inspiration and/or Encouragement: "I accuse you."
Favorite Words Before Sex: "Squeal like a pig!"
Favorite Words During Sex: "Gooooo!" and/or "Ookers!"
Favorite Words After Sex: "Did I look cool when I did it?"
Favorite Words After Using Drugs: "Did I look cool when I did it?"
Favorite Narcotic/Paraphernalia: Tainted milk because it really messes up your gulliver.
Favorite Words After Killing Someone: "Did he bleed? He bled."
Favorite Words After Being Killed: "Man�that�s cold!"
Future Plans: "I don�t know, I�ll do something!"
Do You Have Any Last Words?: "Nomumshavi!" Hopefully other people will get this, and not just SNES.
*Mittens is so cute.* 2002