Name: Harold "Jürgen" Hemingway
Birthdate: 350 degrees Celsius
Religion: The Bible Lies
Favorite Band: Anything un-Amerikkkan!
Race: East Asian Pygmy with a little bit of European peasant
Future Plans: They are in the past
Favorite Quote: "I hate hate"
Favorite Word Created: Unclitorisable
Favorite Insult: "Do you have a fork?...Well I was just wondering if you would toss my salad, dickweed!"
Favorite Band: Bee Gees w/ Macy Grey on Vocals
Favorite Sport: Fisting
Favorite Board Game: Life (I suck at life)
Favorite Words Before Sex: "I'm Impotent"
Favorite Words During Sex: "Nothin' like a firecracker without the explosion"
Favorite Words After Sex: "Who are you?"
Favorite Words After Using Drugs: "Man, I’m torn-up like chronicle buds!"
Favorite Narcotic/Paraphernalia: Laquer mixed with dried dung (all blended together)
Do You Have Any Last Words?: "Eat a Dick!"
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