Name: Tony "Dairy Queen" Christopherson
Birthdate: 0 (I am Christ's one and only twin brother)
Favorite Band: The Police
Last job: Unholy Savior of the Planet Syphilis
Race: Black with the King of Pop Disease
Religion: Black Church Gospel
Favorite Movie: "Battlefield Earth" or anything with Lou Diamond Phillips
Favorite Animal Product: Beef tallow
Favorite Person: Jonathan Brandis
Self-describing term: "I'm the gangliest person I know."
Hobbies: Shitting myself and pretending to be retarded.
Favorite Sport: Giving Hot Carls
Favorite Quote: "You got the touch... you got the power!"
Favorite Weapon of Destruction: Cancergun
Usage of Grammar: "Around the survivors a perimeter make."
IQ: analsex^4 (analsex to the fourth power)
Favorite Narcotic/Paraphernalia: Smoking a massive bongload of diarrhea
Communicable Diseases: Rabies, syphilis, Irritable Bowel Syndrome
First Thing I Would Do With Access to a Time Machine: Fart on a brontosaurus
Do You Have Any Last Words?: "I'm really surprised you didn't know that."
Maybe I'll just run away and you won't be able to find me!
Donkeybunch Domicile
*Calling all hackers! Hi.* 2002