I like traveling, chess, skating, skiing, hockey, boating, kayaking, mountaing treking, fishing, driving and The Simpsons . Although traveling is a hobby, the places I traveled and plan to travel are restrictive; the places I plan to travel are Kenya, Jerusalem, Greece, Eygpt, Alberta, Alaska, Rome and Madrid.
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Homer caught in a fountain. Homer doing a scene from speed. Homer in "See you in hell candy boys!" quicktime 2.7 megs Homer in The dawn of man quicktime 4.4 megs Homer awakens to find the house ablaze avi 2.56MB 3D Homer quicktime 3.1 megs Homer's Flintstone song avi 2.4MB Whacking Day Practice Long quicktime 2.4MB Mr. Plow quicktime 1.8 megs Satellite falling in space and hitting Homer in the head mpeg 315K Maggie and homer act out the Psycho shower scene mpeg 860K Homer's attempt at a seafood dinner mpeg 455K Homer gets caught in a trap baited with pie and dangles in the air mpeg 1.1MB Homer gets on the scale mpeg 670K Homer's heart contracts and relaxes during a conversation with Mr. Burns mpeg 761K Homer asks for and gets a hit from the defibrillator mpeg 295K Homer tries to understand he is Homer Thompson quicktime 2.4MB Homer gets caught in a foot noose trap Homer practices for Whacking Day mpeg 822 k Homer and others with Shotguns Quicktime 1.3 megs Bart there's a gremlin on the side of the bus quicktime 3.2 megs Bart riding a chair in the garbage disposal mpeg 249K Bart's desk opening into trash heap and being swarmed by seagulls mpeg 246K Bart takes Homer's Money jar and is chased mpeg 2.77MB Wang computers quicktime 1.2 megs Lisa Lisa trying to get the talcum powder back from maggie. Lisa's Yellow Submarine laughing gas trip mpeg 1.57MB Lisa's Joker-esque experience getting her braces put on mpeg 654K Apu Apu sings with Cheap Trick quicktime 2.7 megs Barney Oh oh, Not Again Barney quicktime 1.4 megs Burns Burns Screen Saver quicktime 1.9 megs Oh no, my brain quicktime 2.7 megs The journey of Mr.Burn's bear Bobo mpeg 1.92MB Speedway Squad.. in color quicktime Hockey Lisa makes some saves quicktime 1.29MB Lisa gets into the game. "Hack the bone!" quicktime 786K Bart shoots from the blue line, but Lisa makes the save quicktime 555K The game starts to get rough quicktime 1.04MB Snake gets misty-eyed about hockey quicktime 1.02MB Itchy Itchy and Scratchy JFK sequence guest director Itchy and Scratchy acting out Jack Ruby and Lee Harvey Oswald mpeg 433K Itchy and Scratchy act out parodies of various space movies mpeg 2.31MB Ned Flanders as the devil sends Homer on his way to hell mpeg 1.33MB Otto Homer, Apu, and Moe encourage Otto in the bowling alley quicktime 2MB you can do it Otto quicktime 1.9 megs Police Beer Explosion quicktime 1.8 megs Other Beginning of episode, makes fun of AOL. Gentle Ben quicktime 4 megs Dr. Colossus and his Colosso boots theoretical third dimension quicktime 4.3 megs Fuzzy Bunny's guide to you know what take a message on your newton quicktime Luke Perry being shoot from a cannon I'll wager 400 Quatloos on the newcomer Robotic Richard Simmons quicktime 3.6 megs End of introduction starting with Bart skateboarding off of Homer's car mpeg 525K The introduction thingy to the Halloween Special IV mpeg 1.85MB The spirit of the 60's quicktime Worker and Parasite quicktime 2.5 megs
Bart
there's a gremlin on the side of the bus quicktime 3.2 megs Bart riding a chair in the garbage disposal mpeg 249K Bart's desk opening into trash heap and being swarmed by seagulls mpeg 246K Bart takes Homer's Money jar and is chased mpeg 2.77MB Wang computers quicktime 1.2 megs
Lisa
Lisa trying to get the talcum powder back from maggie. Lisa's Yellow Submarine laughing gas trip mpeg 1.57MB Lisa's Joker-esque experience getting her braces put on mpeg 654K
Apu
Apu sings with Cheap Trick quicktime 2.7 megs
Barney
Oh oh, Not Again Barney quicktime 1.4 megs
Burns
Burns Screen Saver quicktime 1.9 megs Oh no, my brain quicktime 2.7 megs The journey of Mr.Burn's bear Bobo mpeg 1.92MB Speedway Squad.. in color quicktime
Hockey
Lisa makes some saves quicktime 1.29MB Lisa gets into the game. "Hack the bone!" quicktime 786K Bart shoots from the blue line, but Lisa makes the save quicktime 555K The game starts to get rough quicktime 1.04MB Snake gets misty-eyed about hockey quicktime 1.02MB
Itchy
Itchy and Scratchy JFK sequence guest director Itchy and Scratchy acting out Jack Ruby and Lee Harvey Oswald mpeg 433K Itchy and Scratchy act out parodies of various space movies mpeg 2.31MB
Ned
Flanders as the devil sends Homer on his way to hell mpeg 1.33MB
Otto
Homer, Apu, and Moe encourage Otto in the bowling alley quicktime 2MB you can do it Otto quicktime 1.9 megs
Police
Beer Explosion quicktime 1.8 megs
Other
Beginning of episode, makes fun of AOL. Gentle Ben quicktime 4 megs Dr. Colossus and his Colosso boots theoretical third dimension quicktime 4.3 megs Fuzzy Bunny's guide to you know what take a message on your newton quicktime Luke Perry being shoot from a cannon I'll wager 400 Quatloos on the newcomer Robotic Richard Simmons quicktime 3.6 megs End of introduction starting with Bart skateboarding off of Homer's car mpeg 525K The introduction thingy to the Halloween Special IV mpeg 1.85MB The spirit of the 60's quicktime Worker and Parasite quicktime 2.5 megs