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                         *Short explanation of this document's title:*
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          Mad Magazine has a little box on the Letters & Tomatoes page of each issue called
        "Mad Mumblings," random blurbs of nonsense from readers that end up being completely
      hillarious. In this light, I've taken the liberty of creating "Palace Mumblings," random
     one-liners and small conversations that are worth mention for their humor. Some are clever,
      some are perverted, some are non-sensical, and some are just downright fucked-up. Enjoy!

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[700]

verix (lol new friend lol): :I'm a knife. knifin' around.

verix (lol new friend lol): :cutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcutcut.

.«.§A€.».{^-^}[Bandit Keith]: lol

.«.§A€.».{^-^}[Bandit Keith]: space ghost rules

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: You sound like a Tonberry. lol.

verix (lol new friend lol): :a what now.

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: Tonberry. From Final Fantasy.

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: You know. These guys.

verix (lol new friend lol): :holy shit a communist turtle.

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[701]

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: Pop Tart Snax Sticks... now in Cookies & Cream.

Celsis (WD):       @_@

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: I mean, who HASN'T always wanted to put ice cream in the toaster?

Celsis (WD):      lol o.o

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[702]

Celsis (WD):      we might have some instant jello....

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: Instant Jello? o.O

Celsis (WD):      jello

Celsis (WD):      like...jello jello

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: Doesn't Jello take, like... five hours to make? o.O;

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: It needs to be refridgerated.

Celsis (WD):      yeah

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: And that takes hours... so... "instant"? o.O

Celsis (WD):      same with instant pudding

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: Five hours does not fall under my definition of "instant". e.e lol

verix (lol new friend lol): lol

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[703]

.EliteMoike.:     i remember this dude

.EliteMoike.:     that went to dbzgt

.EliteMoike.:     and me and matt

.EliteMoike.:     tricked this dude into thinking he was the new owner of sefndk

.EliteMoike.:     it was so funny

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: That's messed up, man.

.EliteMoike.:     he went up to a god

.EliteMoike.:     and was like

.EliteMoike.:     "hi im the new owner god pass plz."

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: wtf. lmao.

.EliteMoike.:     it was funny

.EliteMoike.:     you shouldve been there.

verix (lol new friend lol): :hahaha

verix (lol new friend lol): :did that really happen?

.EliteMoike.:     yes rofl

verix (lol new friend lol): :holy shit rofl

.EliteMoike.:     it was about the time that clones were fairly
                  new to the scene, but people knew about them.

verix (lol new friend lol): :ah.

verix (lol new friend lol): :that's still fucking hilarious.

verix (lol new friend lol): :that's like going to SP and being like "sup lol my
                             name is Trey Parker and I need the god pass pls"

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[704]

verix (lol new friend lol):   *** Message from fei I: can u be cecil in the dark crystall
                                                      quest coz we have not got opne

                              *** Message to fei I: DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE?

.EliteMoike.:     rofl

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[705]

.EliteMoike.:     i dare you to find any pr0n on my comp anywhere
                  other than my "fluffy pink bunnies" folder.
 
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[706]

Sean (da Screw up): Im going to go play DDR on my gameboy, be back later

.º¤» Don Tonberry (TC) «¤º.: ...Sean.

Sean (da Screw up): what

.º¤» Don Tonberry (TC) «¤º.: That's the most pointless thing I have ever heard. lol.

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   Gameboy DDR...?

Sean (da Screw up): Yeah

Sean (da Screw up): it comes with a little finger dance pad

Sean (da Screw up): its fun as hell

.PixieMage.™:     have fun lol

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   lol

.º¤» Don Tonberry (TC) «¤º.: rofl.

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[707]

.†Lazarus†.:      "MAH MOMMA ALWAYS SAID LIFES LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES,
                   YOU NEVER KNOW WHAT YER GONNA GET.." v_v;

miss_d(lonely soul): lol..

.º¤» Don Tonberry (TC) «¤º.: Yes you do. There's a picture of the
                             chocolates on the god damn box. o_O

.†Lazarus†.:      >_>;

~¤§etzer¤~<Tookishbliss>: lol

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[708]

Toji Suzuhara:    I really need a better memory

Toji Suzuhara:    *confused*

Toji Suzuhara:    *forgets why he is confused*

Celsis (WD):      o_O

Toji Suzuhara:    What?! where am I?

Celsis (WD):      *taps toj's brain* are you tthhheerre?

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: You owe me $20, Toji. Pay up. <_< >_>

Celsis (WD):      lol

Toji Suzuhara:    I don't remember-- oh well! *gives don 20*

Celsis (WD):      yeah...and what about that 10$ you owed me from AX? lol

Toji Suzuhara:    ...I don't remember that... either *hands celes 10*

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: So... what about the $20 you owe me, Toj?

Celsis (WD):      w00t o_O

.°¦±¤Noami¤¦©±°.[ÐU]: lol

Celsis (WD):      lol

Toji Suzuhara:    hmm... I don't seem... to remember that... either *hands don a 20*

.EliteMoike.:     hey. toji, you owe me a military helicopter complete with ammo.

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.:  ::Waits ten seconds:: 

Samutz (No!):     <_< and what about all that porn i let you borrow?

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: So... what about the $20 you owe me, Toj?

.°¦±¤Noami¤¦©±°.[ÐU]: LOL

Celsis (WD):      lmao.

.EliteMoike.:     and 10 million dollars.

Toji Suzuhara:    err... how could I forget that, ssmutz? ^_^

.°¦±¤Noami¤¦©±°.[ÐU]: loll

Toji Suzuhara:    *pets porn*

Celsis (WD):      hahah

Samutz (No!):     lol

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[709]

.Zero.[Kim's]:    stupid infered mouse moves on its own

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: Infrared mouse?

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: Why, back in my day, we have to scroll our mouses three
                        inches in foam just to click on Internet Explorer!

~¤§etzer¤~<Much Too Hasty>: LOL dan

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: Now you kids have your newfangled LASER mouses, what's this world coming to?

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   I don't get it. lol

~¤§etzer¤~<Much Too Hasty>: like snow pat...

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   Snow?

~¤§etzer¤~<Much Too Hasty>: >_<

~¤§etzer¤~<Much Too Hasty>: am I the only one who understood the joke Dan?

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: I think so. ;_; lol

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   I think you are! lol

~¤§etzer¤~<Much Too Hasty>: like old people say "why back in my day, we had to walk
                            20 miles, in 3 feet of snow, barefoot to school!"

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   Ohhh, duh, Pat.

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: Yes! ::Glomps Erin::

~¤§etzer¤~<Much Too Hasty>: lol

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   I KINDA got it. lol

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: I'm so glad SOMEBODY got it, otherwise I'd look like a moron ;-; lol

~¤§etzer¤~<Much Too Hasty>: rofl

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.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: ...Feh. I can't bring myself to do it... no, wait. Yes I can.

FuzzyHairball:    dance dance

*** Kitty Kat(Dark's) kicked out by .º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: That felt good. :o

Slayer Z:         pst <_<... you can kick me too =)

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: >.> ::GLOMP::

Slayer Z:         o_O

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: That's all you get from me. lol.

Slayer Z:         fair enough o_O...

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[711]

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  and damnit, my C-Stick sucks right now =P

Toji Suzuhara:    why?

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  it's not working properly

Toji Suzuhara:    you've been manipulating your stick too much?

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  no o_O;

Celsis (WD):      only things that makes em diff are they are pickled =p

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  It just started moving around when I wasnt touching it

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.:  ::Takes that COMPLETELY out of context:: 

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  in the game

Toji Suzuhara:    lol

Celsis (WD):      ....

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  like.. changing the camera angle in SSBM

Toji Suzuhara:    there you go, don! quote for you!

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.:  :D 

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[712]

.EliteMoike.:     i could make a slave-wheel for don to mindlessly turn.

Celsis (WD):      lol

.EliteMoike.:     and i could make it incredibly difficult to turn.

Toji Suzuhara:    as long as it's not me doing the hard labor! ^_^

Celsis (WD):      at least it's not one of those old fashioned hand cranked ice cream makers...

Celsis (WD):      I can imagine what a pain it would be x.o

Celsis (WD):      have Don crank one of those. if your gonna give him a slave
                  wheel, might as well make it an ice cream maker one =p

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: Well GUH. e.e;

Celsis (WD):      lol

Celsis (WD):       ^-^

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: Thanks for sticking up for me, Cels. >.o; lol

Celsis (WD):       ^^;;

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[713]

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.:  ::Snaps on a collar and holds up a leash:: Any takers? ::Puppy eyes:: :3

.~†Orangeh†~.[Tickle-Me Elmo]: -takes-

.>>Britty Q<<.:   NOOO MINE

FuzzyHairball:    *steals and takes*

.~†Orangeh†~.[Tickle-Me Elmo]: yay my very own dan =O

.~†Orangeh†~.[Tickle-Me Elmo]: -takes back-

FuzzyHairball:    aww

.~†Orangeh†~.[Tickle-Me Elmo]: -duct tapes self-

.>>Britty Q<<.:    ::dive tackles and forcibly wrenches the leash away::  MIIIINE

.~†Orangeh†~.[Tickle-Me Elmo]: -drags dan with duct taped hand-

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: Ack! ::Gets yanked back and forth::

.>>Britty Q<<.:    ::stuff the leash down her pants::  HARR, MINE

FuzzyHairball:    you know

FuzzyHairball:    i could go down and get that leash for you

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: lmao

FuzzyHairball:    just say the word man

.~†Orangeh†~.[Tickle-Me Elmo]: -pulls out leash- =O

~¤§etzer¤~<Much Too Hasty>: ew

.>>Britty Q<<.:   haha

~¤§etzer¤~<Much Too Hasty>: put it back <_<

~¤§etzer¤~<Much Too Hasty>:  ^_^*

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: Well, there goes Sean's excuse. 9.9

FuzzyHairball:    damn.

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: So close. Yet so far. :P

.>>Britty Q<<.:    ?:D

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Sean, ManWhore:   hey donny baby, how you doin'?

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: Peachy. You? ~.^

||Silent Rage||™: >> nyuu donnie

Sean, ManWhore:   oh, quite peachy

||Silent Rage||™: don't fall for ittt

Celsis (WD):      lol

Sean, ManWhore:   fall for what?

Celsis (WD):      dooooonn't =p

||Silent Rage||™: he only wants your body >.<

Celsis (WD):      lol
 
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[715]

Luva sama: i hate this house >_< smells musky

Don DarkStalker: See, when people say something smells musky, I automatically
                 think of the Hydra Marshes in CC for some reason <.< lol

Luva sama: lmao

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[716]

.~†Orangeh†~.[...]: oh oh, we could be the Shrine Knights from FFT.

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  lol o_O

.~†Orangeh†~.[...]: How hard can it be to look like people without noses?

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  true

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  lol

.º¤» Don Tonberry «¤º.: Ask Michael Jackson that.

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  <_<

.>>Britty Q<<.:   :hahaha

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[717]

king0fn0pants: i mean, some people don't get it. Gaming is a hobby. It's
               like stamp collecting, or playing paintball or something

king0fn0pants: you can't do it all the time, it's a side thing to NORMAL LIFE

Don DarkStalker: And then we have Pat. lol.

king0fn0pants: well

king0fn0pants: er...yeah

king0fn0pants: lol 

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[718]

.EliteMoike.:     :I feel like i have to stab don randomly.

Celsis (WD):      and why  is that?

.EliteMoike.:     No reason.

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: It's because of my feet.

.EliteMoike.:     *stabs don*

Celsis (WD):      what about your feet? o_o

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.:  ::Dies:: 

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: :He's jealous.

Celsis (WD):      lol o_O

Celsis (WD):      about what aspect of them?

.EliteMoike.:     I dont have any feet.

.EliteMoike.:     =(

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: :Exactly.

Celsis (WD):      lol

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.EliteMoike.:     *disposes of don's talking corpse in an odd, yet unspeakable place*

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: :Moike's bed.

.EliteMoike.:     No.

Celsis (WD):      lol, oh dear.

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: Odd, and thoroughly unspeakable.

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: Probably because of the Power Rangers bedsheets.

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[2 days :o!]: lol o_o;

.«.§A€.».{^-^}[Bandit Keith]: lol

.EliteMoike.:     my bedsheets are solid dark green =(

Celsis (WD):      noo it has to be pokemon ;_; or um..sailor moon!

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.EliteMoike.:     You're lucky that it's against my principles to stab girls.

Celsis (WD):      AA haha =p

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: HEY.

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: THEN WHY DID YOU STAB ME? =(

Celsis (WD):      <<;;;

Celsis (WD):      ......

.EliteMoike.:     rofl

.«.§A€.».{^-^}[Bandit Keith]: because ur a manly woman

.EliteMoike.:     Indeed.

.«.§A€.».{^-^}[Bandit Keith]:  ^-^ 

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.:  ::Cracks whip:: ;x 

.EliteMoike.:     AHH THE CORPSE MOVED

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[2 days :o!]: o,o;

.«.§A€.».{^-^}[Bandit Keith]: eeeeeew

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.EliteMoike.:     dungeons and dragons scares me

.¤º» Moldy Meatloaf Coupon «º¤.: I heard something interesting from Max the other day.

.¤º» Moldy Meatloaf Coupon «º¤.: The dungeon master can do whatever he wants?

.«.§A€.».{^-^}[Elminster]: only evil ones

.¤º» Moldy Meatloaf Coupon «º¤.: So he can just say "Boom. You're dead"
                                                    "But wait a second, I-..."
                                                    "BOOM. YOU'RE DEAD."                                                                                                      "...Xo!"

.EliteMoike.:     wow, that sounds like my kind of job

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[2 days :o!]: lol o,o

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.«.§A€.».{^-^}[Elminster]: the good ones dont take advantage of that power

.«.§A€.».{^-^}[Elminster]: and they actually CANT do that

.«.§A€.».{^-^}[Elminster]: its a myth

.¤º» Moldy Meatloaf Coupon «º¤.: Oh. lol. n.n

.«.§A€.».{^-^}[Elminster]: but they CAN lure the character into a deadly situation

.¤º» Moldy Meatloaf Coupon «º¤.: I can see pornos being made from that premise. o_O;;;

.EliteMoike.:     "A giant sexually depraved owl creature has appeared in your path!"

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[722]

.EliteMoike.: do you have any money?

.«.§A€.».{^-^}[Elminster]: no

.EliteMoike.: i think you do >=/

.«.§A€.».{^-^}[Elminster]: i think i dont

.EliteMoike.: *MUG*

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[723]

OgAWa tETsU 69 (9:02:11 PM): wanna see what i made? =o

Don DarkStalker (9:02:24 PM): ...A porno!? o-O

Don DarkStalker (9:02:39 PM): ::Baps self with frying pan:: Er... what? n.n

OgAWa tETsU 69 (9:02:39 PM): no lmao

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[724]

Luva sama: pardon my spelling errors e__e lol

Don DarkStalker: I've talked to Epsil long enough that my brain automatically
                 decodes typos and the like without me having to think :P

Luva sama: lmao

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[725]

Don DarkStalker: Tell me another story. :3

Auto response from verickz: Hey, one time, there was this guy in a wheelchair, and he was on fire.
                            So this guy goes into a store, and he's all like "Hey... there's a guy
                            in a wheelchair on fire in the back of my truck." So everyone is like
                            "whoa" and they give him a fire extinguisher. Turns out the guy in the
                            wheelchair was faking it the whole time, and ran off with the money.
                            What money, you ask? The money you used reading this message, SUCKER. :D

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