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                         *Short explanation of this document's title:*
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          Mad Magazine has a little box on the Letters & Tomatoes page of each issue called
        "Mad Mumblings," random blurbs of nonsense from readers that end up being completely
      hillarious. In this light, I've taken the liberty of creating "Palace Mumblings," random
     one-liners and small conversations that are worth mention for their humor. Some are clever,
      some are perverted, some are non-sensical, and some are just downright fucked-up. Enjoy!

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.°¤~º©Amµiº~¤°.[iNteGrA]: ever get the feeling something was bugging you
                          but you couldnt figure out what it was? X.x

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi]: yes o_O

DarkSergey:       Yes then i realized there was a large piece of a thornbush in my pants. O.o

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi]: :lol 77;;;;

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Hamuchu=^ANICHU^=: Mike won't let me play with his sword... he says I'll hurt something =/.

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: Hammy, you know how incredibly suggestive that sounds? o_O

Hamuchu=^ANICHU^=: ...Doonyyyyyy, be good =P

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.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: >__________________________________>;

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: You overshot me. >.>

.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: >________________>;

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: Now you undershot me. =P

.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: >___________________________>;

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: Overshot me again. ^_^

.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: It's not possible, rofl.

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: Lol.

.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: >____________________>;

.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: BOOYAH!

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: Bah. You got me.

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.:  ::Falls over:: 

.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: Damn right.

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.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: >______>; That song is old.

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: But I still love it. e.e

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: I know. I just discovered it. Lol.

.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: >____________________>;

.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: Someone is a little behind >_>;

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: Undershot. =P

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: Hey, my behind is not THAT small. ;.;

.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: >_><_<

.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: Your behind is very...

.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: ................Tempting, however.

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: ...Guh.

.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: >_>;

.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: You asked for that >_>

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: Yeah, I know. e.e

.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: XD

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ChainsWhipsXP (8:38:02 PM): http://www.wootanime.com/girls.html

ChainsWhipsXP (8:38:08 PM): Kind of scary lol=P

Don DarkStalker (8:39:23 PM): o_O; ::BOOKMARK::

ChainsWhipsXP (8:39:30 PM): ROFL!
  
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Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  well

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  screw you, i'm watching the smurfs when it comes on

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: I watched it last night, Art. Lol.

Epsil™[ƒe¡§†y's]: o.o;...

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  Smurfs are cool o_O

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  they're all..

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  blue...

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  o_O

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Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  Papa Smurf has the stuff for Smurfette

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  Pimp hat

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  pimp beard

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: Rofl

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.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: Oh dude, guess what I saw in one episode of the Jetsons?

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  what? o_O

.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: Apparently, the mother of the family is 33...and Judy
                                (The teenage daughter) is 16...think about that... =P

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  O_O

.:Fnar:.[Wolf][Metalhead][Wuss: rofl

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.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: I only want to go to Islamic heaven because of the 71
                           virgins feeding me spongecake thing. Mmmm... spongecake.

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[609]

Xx Otaru xX: moo!

Don DarkStalker: !oom

Xx Otaru xX: ?ay swoh

Don DarkStalker: ?uoy tuoba woH .ybbahs oot ton

Xx Otaru xX: lol D= doog ytterp

Don DarkStalker: oaml P= .sevil on evah eW

Xx Otaru xX: P= lla ta enon

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.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: [‡::Kairi::‡ pops onto gate] >.> Kairi...

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: I see Kingdom Heart has slowly begun the BG invasion.

Riku [SZ]:        I've liked Riku since before KH came out =P

Riku [SZ]:        [.:»Sora«:. pops onto gate] and theres sora.. lmao

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: Good lord. lol

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: If Goofy or Donald end up in the Colloseum, though, please kill me. n.n

Riku [SZ]:        heh heh

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Riku [SZ]:        DONald... don =P

Riku [SZ]:        XD

DONALD DUCK FROM KH. WHOO.: ph33r XP

‡::Kairi::‡:      Oh lord.

DONALD DUCK FROM KH. WHOO.: Cause yannow, Donald got his start in Kingdom Hearts, 
                            so I'm not a poser. I mean... who heard of Donald Duck 
                            before this game came out, right? RIGHT? <.< >.>

Riku [SZ]:        erm.. right

Riku [SZ]:        !

Riku [SZ]:        lol

DONALD DUCK FROM KH. WHOO.: It's like when FFX came out and suddenly, we had
                            four Tiduses and six Yunas invading the gate. =P

‡::Kairi::‡:      Haha.

Riku [SZ]:        lol

~Rinoa~[EKL]:     *looks at Donald and Riku* yup... just like that

Riku [SZ]:        lol

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THE GTA DUDE FROM VICE CITY!!!: Oh! I know how to be trendy and not a poser! An unreleased game!

Ilpalazzo:        haha

‡::Kairi::‡:      Heh

Riku [SZ]:        lol

Master Chief From Halo 2!!! =D: Or or or!

Riku [SZ]:        that was like me with riku man e.e;

Riku [SZ]:        POSER!

Riku [SZ]:        lol

‡::Kairi::‡:      The hell..Lmao.

Samus from Metroid Prime!: Nyo! ;-; lol

Samus from Metroid Prime!:  ::THINK:: 

|_Ô†ª®u_|:        meow

Samus from Metroid Prime!:  v.V!!!!

Otaru's Transvestite Lover!: If that ain't original, I DUNNO WHAT IS! =D

Otaru's Transvestite Lover!:  ::HUUUUUUUG:: 

‡::Kairi::‡:      v_v;

‡::Kairi::‡:      Oiy oiy

Riku [SZ]:        oh lord >_>

Otaru's Transvestite Lover!: Aaaanywhoo.

|_Ô†ª®u_|:        yes?

Otaru's Transvestite Lover!: >.> Are you slow, dude? o.O

‡::Kairi::‡:      *COUGH*

|_Ô†ª®u_|:        not paying attention to palace right now

Riku [SZ]:        lol

Riku [SZ]:        you should.. Don has had his share of Horny Goat Weed tonight

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.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤:  ::Tosses back head dramatically:: <_< >_> 

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lmao

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): *watchs sparkles of  seksi light fly back o.O*

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤:  ::Watches Ep crash into Samutz:: 

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: roflmao!

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): *fumes up*

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: O_O

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.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: i love my shower sprayer lmao...nice when u have sore back =o

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): :The shower at my old place rox0rz

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: it got a massager thing 

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): :the one here is leik

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker):  (shower) Eh take that dirty stuf, Bad..Bad! * flicks it off*

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): It has no pressure x-x

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: i hate pressureless showers Xo

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: i need water pressure dammit! er.. O.ol

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: v_V;;;

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: *coughs* MOVING ON

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): Ya knwo what would be nice XD!... A pressurerized..
                   um... thingie with water coming out o.O!

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): <_< >_>

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: *coughs* x.o

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: ROFL!

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: shit ep u made me spew my drink!

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): O_<;;;

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.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: sephie

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: i dun think eppah knows what we're thinking of, lmao

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: LOL

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: if you're thinking about what i am <.>;;;

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: V-v yes lol

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: anyway!

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): * stuff clueless ^^*

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): x_x;

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol ep

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): Well, the Pressurized thingie  can work everywhere Xo!

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: :rofl

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): and clense j00 and stuff o.O;

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: 6_6 lmfao

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: *blinks* not going there

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): I havith nuh clue what j00 guys ar--...(ring ring ring) -BONG-

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: LOL

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): AHHHHH <______________<! 4-4!

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: rofl

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: O.O;;;

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: *hides*

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: o_o lol

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): X________________________________x;

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: anywayyyyyyyyyyyyy..........

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: lmao

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: poor ep lol

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): o_<!;;;;;

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.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: wb ziiiid :D

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): Ziddeh ya know what would be nice to see XD!... A
                   pressurerized..um... thingie with water coming out o.O!

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: LOL!

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]:  *cough*

Slayer Z (unloved): o.o... lol =P

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: x.x

Slayer Z (unloved): wait.. *thought about that*.. GAH! O.o;

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): lmao XD!!!!

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]:  *chokes on soda*

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.º¤» Don Hiroshi «¤º.: ...Damn you, seductive Ball Park Frank hot
                       dog commercials! ::Craves meat now:: x.o;

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  :make some =P

Killey The Silent: Donneh you need help. =P

.®inoa. {mmm..silk}: LOL

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][CeRaS]:  *eats hotdogs* o_O

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «¤º.: I have none. ;_;

.®inoa. {mmm..silk}: lmao..that sounded so bad.

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  I pity you, Don

.®inoa. {mmm..silk}: *rofl*

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «¤º.: Yes, the dick-shaped meat enthralls me, Rin. A-A

.®inoa. {mmm..silk}: LMAO

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][CeRaS]: lmao

Killey The Silent: O.O !

.®inoa. {mmm..silk}: He said dick ahaah *falls off of his head*

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][CeRaS]: lol
 
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.®inoa. {mmm..silk}: I can make popsicles with my magical k00l4id!

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  me too!

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  they taught me that in Dexter's lab =D
 
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Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  ...

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  I have a working NES >_>!

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  *hugs it*

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «¤º.: I have a broken NES! <.<

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  me too!

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  o_O

.®inoa. {mmm..silk}: I have the original gameboy!!

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «¤º.: It's just sitting there. ;-;

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  lol

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  me too o_O

.®inoa. {mmm..silk}: AND I HAVE KIRBY! <_<

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «¤º.: I have the original... PSX! o_O

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  I have Zelda >_>

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  me too!

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  I have...

Killey The Silent: <.>;

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  *looks*

Ukkutsu Art 1/6:  I have the cheshire cat!

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «¤º.: ph33r. o_O

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.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: A.A ::GLARE:: A.A

.¤Ep¤.™(Insert Name): DONNNEHHHHH VV_____V

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: Took my spot. ::Whap:: ;-;

.¤Ep¤.™(Insert Name): Ill trade you Pats virginituy for the spot v_V;

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   Whaaaat?

Celsis (WD):      o-o

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   But... but...

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: Fine by me.

~¤§etzer¤~<Tookishbliss>: ROFL

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   o_O

Samutz:           lol >.>

.¤Ep¤.™(Insert Name): Keh

Celsis (WD):      dur o.o

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   That was unexpected. lol

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: I'm guess I'm Pat's pimp now. o_O;

Celsis (WD):      <<

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: lol

.¤Ep¤.™(Insert Name): Yes!

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   I'm the bitch.

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.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]:  *gropes don* o_O;

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: er glomps

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: O-o

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]:  X_X

~¤§etzer¤~<Tookishbliss>: LOL

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]:  ewni;oen

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: THAT WAS NOT A TYPO. o_O

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: believe it or not it was o_O

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.¤Ep¤.™(Insert Name): )touch *touches Donnehs hoohoodilly e-e*

~¤§etzer¤~<Tookishbliss>: x_X

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.:  ::Squirts the syrupy syrup of g00dn355 on Ep again:: e.e

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: roflmao

.¤Ep¤.™(Insert Name): Yummy

~¤§etzer¤~<Tookishbliss>: omg

.¤Ep¤.™(Insert Name): Im refreshed

~¤§etzer¤~<Tookishbliss>: x_X

.¤Ep¤.™(Insert Name): lets take a shower :3

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[H.'s Te-chan]: lol

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: lol

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.¤Ep¤.™(Insert Name): *revives somethin* Paaatttt Wannnaa sssee somethin
                       pressuriiizzzzzeddd and very wiggly to be refreshing <_< >_>!?

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   lol

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: LOL!

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[624]

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   Presents come from the heart. It's the thought that counts.

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: So I'll buy Erin Billy Boyd as a love slave,
                        and give you a piece of Laffy Taffy, Pat.

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   YES.

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: lol

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: But I'll give your gift to you "with heart."

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   LAFFY TAFFY, KICK ASS!

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: >_>

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: You have low expectations, man. lol

~¤§etzer¤~<Tookishbliss>: lol

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   Ohh, man... mmm, Laffy Taffy. Sooo good, mmm!

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   lol

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~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   Where's my Natsume av...?

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: In my pantaloons.

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   J'ai dinde dans mon pantalons.

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: ...o_O. Let me guess.

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   lol

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: There is a turkey in my pants.

~¤§etzer¤~<Tookishbliss>:  lol

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   No, in MY pants!

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: Well, the literal translation, dangit. lol

.¤Ep¤.™(Insert Name): *shnickers v_V*

Impaired Artistº [SMJ!]: lol

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   Yeah. lol

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: I prefer stuffed jalapenoes to turkeys, though. In my pants, that is.

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: o,o

Impaired Artistº [SMJ!]: *won't ask* o.o;

.¤Ep¤.™(Insert Name): o_O;

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   How can you move?

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: Very gingerly. lol

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   lol

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*** Message from Cecil I: pls do the Dark Crystal Quest as Cloud I or Squall I

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: NO I WILL NOT PLAY THE DCQ AS CLOUD OR SQUALL VOICE IN MY HEAD. 4.4

Saegeos:          lmao

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: lol!

Saegeos:          the voice compells u don

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.:  ::Gnaws on own arm:: 

Celsis (WD):      <.<

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[627]

Don DarkStalker: I don't even remember my name right now. e_e;

xcrcX: Your name...is Bob

Don DarkStalker: Well, I'll be damned.

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[628]

Bob DarkStalker: Elloz. o_O

xcrcX: Hey Bob n_n;;

Bob DarkStalker: Heya. ::Blinks:: o_o;

xcrcX: Bob Darkskofshy o.O

Bob DarkStalker: God damnit, Crissy. Lol.

xcrcX: XP

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Arcalaiwings: where...did my other sandal go? o.o

Don DarkStalker: I think Bob took it.

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Bob DarkStalker: Anyone lose a sandal? x_o;

Arcalaiwings: lmao

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Arcalaiwings: so, how did you get to know of don? =p

Bob DarkStalker: We met at a gay bar in North Hollywood... oops. x_o;

Bob DarkStalker: I didn't tell you that. <_< >_>

Arcalaiwings: rofl

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VahnX79: you suck

ChronoZid: yep ^_^

VahnX79: you suck...big...hard....

VahnX79: loli pops!

ChronoZid: XD

ChronoZid: ... let us think about that a minute..

VahnX79: fruit cake lol

VahnX79: you think while i scoot away from you slowly

ChronoZid: lol

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Xx Otaru xX: meow

Don DarkStalker: Moo

Xx Otaru xX: oom

Don DarkStalker: Woem

Xx Otaru xX: o.o lol

Don DarkStalker: lol o.o

Xx Otaru xX: <.<>.>

Don DarkStalker: >.> <.<

Xx Otaru xX: <.< stop x.x

Don DarkStalker: >.> pots x.x

Xx Otaru xX: lmao you do pot?

Don DarkStalker: lmao, top odd uoy?

Xx Otaru xX: !!emit eht lla ,top od I

Don DarkStalker: ...Yes you do. n_n

Xx Otaru xX: lmao

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.ºArtemisFº.(Meep): the early games of the undistry were all about drugs, Pac-Man was a pill popper

Saegeos:          lol

.ºArtemisFº.(Meep): Pong was passin drugs back and forth

Bribri:           waht about donkey kong?

.ºArtemisFº.(Meep): donkey kong was the cuban drug lord

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: o_O;

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: DUDE!

.ºArtemisFº.(Meep): those barrels were full of osama's guns and weed

.†...Wolfy...†.:  hahahha

Saegeos:          lol

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: The princess DK kidnapped in that game was named "Daisy"!

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: OPIUM!

.ºArtemisFº.(Meep): ....omg

.ºArtemisFº.(Meep): your right!

Saegeos:          lmfao!

.ºArtemisFº.(Meep): Daisy had to be the Cuban drug Queen, but she took so many drugs and sex from
                    kong that it killed her. so kong had to replace her with a shaved monkey named peach!

Saegeos:          roflmfao

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.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: llinois: All bachelors should be called master, not mister,
                                when addressed by their female counterparts.

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: o.o lol

SePHiRoTHºIncubus Rulesº: kick ass go illinois

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Kinky state. o.O

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lmao

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]:  'mastah don' o_O

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.:  @.@; 

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: Me likey. n.n;

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol don

Killey The Silent°: lol

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.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Rhode Island: This state still prohibits unmarried people from
                                     having sex under any circumstances. However, if caught,
                                     the lovers are both fined only 10 dollars.

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.:  ::Blinks many times:: 

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: o.o

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Good thing Mimi doesn't live in Rhode Island. She'd be in heavy debt. x.o;

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: roflmao

~Takeshi~:        Lol A_A

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.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: Chico, California Laws;

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol o_o

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: ew lol

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal (DAMNIT. Another hobby gone to hell! ;.;)

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: rofl

~Takeshi~:        :Lol

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: god! thats lame

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law. (._.)

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: LOL

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: damn...that spoils christmas for ya, don

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: :lmao

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: It is illegal to plant a garden in any public street. MUST THEY RUIN ALL MY FUN?

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: LOL

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: LOL

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results
                       in a $500 fine. Ok, SCREW YOU, CHICO. ::Storms off::

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: HAHA

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: roflmao

~Takeshi~:        rofl

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: lmfao

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.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: Pacific Grove  -  It is illegal to molest butterflies. 

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: LMFAO

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: ROFLMAO

Killey The Silent°: LMFAO

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: AHAHAHAH

~Takeshi~:        darn it._.!

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: omg LMFAO

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: AHAHAH

Killey The Silent°: OMG thats fucking hillarious.

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.:  ::Falls over:: XD

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: rofl!

Killey The Silent°: *fingers the butterfly's wings* XD

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: aaahah.

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: LMAO

~Takeshi~:        That means I can't molest butterflies?;.;...

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: rofl!

Killey The Silent°: lmao rofl

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: *licks the butterfly's underbelly*

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol!

Killey The Silent°: lol

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: *butterfly moans and ejaculates*

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol

~Takeshi~:        they didn't say anything about raping v_v!

Killey The Silent°: ewwww

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: LOL 66

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: Lol

Killey The Silent°: thats sick rofl.

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[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: *69s with butterfly*

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: :lmao

~Takeshi~:        Lmao 6_6

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: rofl
  
º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: ...Midget. v_V

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lolol

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.:  ;___ ;

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.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road in Quitmann, Georgia.

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: rofl

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: RUIN THE CLASSICS, WILL YOU?!

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: LOL

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: roflmao.

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: why did the chicken cross the road

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: BECAUSE HE WANTED TO GOTO JAIL!?!?!?!?! 

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.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: Persons may not allow "attractive nuisances" to exist in Soldotna, Alaska.

Lifeforce:        LOL

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: It's prep hunting time! ::cocks shotgun:: =D

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: LOL

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: 9,9 rofllll

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.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: Ok.

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: This one goes against EVERYTHING I STAND FOR.

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: It is illegal to whisper "dirty" things in
                       your lover's ear during sex in Oregon.

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: LMAO

Killey The Silent°: ROFL

Lifeforce:        LOL

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: DAMN!

Chimera:          o_o

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

Lifeforce:        ROTFLMAO

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: oregon is SATAN

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: FAWK THEM XO

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol

Killey The Silent°: "What is that your whispering?!" 
                    "I was asking if she wanted to watch Saturday Night Live... honest!"

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: ROFL

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: lmfao

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: lmao

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.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: And this goes against everything the Looney Tunes taught me! ;.;

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: One may not box with a kangaroo.

Lifeforce:        No mallets?

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: lmfao!

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol!

Killey The Silent°: lmao

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: dude thats lame!

Lifeforce:        LOL

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: are there any there? lol o_O

Lifeforce:        There ARE no Kangaroos in America cept maby in zoos.

Lifeforce:        LOL

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: i love boxing kangaroos. their better with their feet though *jizzes
                     on butterfly* mmm that was good, hon, better than lasttime...

Killey The Silent°: LMAO

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: ROFL

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: v_V!!!

Killey The Silent°: O.o

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: ROFLMAo

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: lool

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: That... was disgusting. Lmfao.

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: ahaha

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lmao

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.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: ...Ok, this next one is for the extremely braindead.

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: Advertisements may not be placed in cemeteries. 

Lifeforce:        LOL

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: ahahah.

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lmfao

Killey The Silent°: lmao

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.:  "Aunt Selma, why did you leave us!? ;_; WHYYYYY?!...
                         Ooh, a dollar off at the dry cleaners! ^.^"

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: lmfaooo

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: LOL

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: AHAHAHAH

Killey The Silent°: ROFLMAO

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: LMFAOOO

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.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. 

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lmao

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: LMAO

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: O_O

Killey The Silent°: roflmao

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: DAMNIT.

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: ROFL

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: DAMN! ;-;

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: *gets rid of pet porcupine*

Killey The Silent°: Is a hedgehog okay?!

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: What will Sonic say?

Killey The Silent°: I love you sonic!

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: <.< lmao

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]:  *rushes porcupine out door* <_>;

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: guess ill haveto stick to masturbation ; _____________________ ;

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: rofl

Killey The Silent°: O.O;

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: :lol

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: Porcupine p0rn0! o.O

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol

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.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: OMG.

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: Indiana: A man over the age of 18 may be arrested for statutory
                                rape if the passenger in his car is not wearing her socks
                                and shoes, and is under the age of 17.
[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: lolol

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lmfao

~Takeshi~:        lol o_O

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: god damn

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: sooo...if shes got socks on...its okay?

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: lol

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: *takes note of that and moves to indiana*

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol

.¤º» Mastah' Don «º¤.: "OMG, I WAS RAPED OFFICER!"
                       "Well, did he rape you with your socks on?"
                        "...DAMNIT! ;-;"

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: rolf

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: lololol

Killey The Silent°: rofl

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[647]

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Florida: Men may not appear in a public place
                                while wearing any kind of strapless gown.

Killey The Silent°: ROFL

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: 7.7! DUDE tell that to the hooker down the street from me!

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: lmao o_O

~Takeshi~:        the nebraska ave wh0rahs?o_O

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: rofl.

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: x_x holy shit he looks female but hes fugly lol

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: rofl x_X

~Takeshi~:        :lol

[toorµ n¡¡mµra]xiº.: lol
  
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.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: speak of illuminati..

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: don this cap is from it live XP

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: v.v woah..lol

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Yay for naked, writhing women in bondage. o_O

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: heheeheehe

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: thats mana

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: lol

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: :rofl

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: ...Like I said.

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lmao

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: lol

A Broken Machine™(Ep): *gets plugs o_O*&
  
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[649]

~«:EDgAH:»~[. . .]: mastrubation?

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: : i guess o_O lol

~«:EDgAH:»~[. . .]: lol

*** ; ~«:EDgAH:»~[. . .] is Painting

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: *looks up*

~«:EDgAH:»~[. . .]: better =D

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: :lol

~«:EDgAH:»~[. . .]: rofl! XD

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: jii ni fukeru ..lol

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: its stur* lol

~«:EDgAH:»~[. . .]: i know

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: :i know how to say masturbate in japanese , yay?

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: lol

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lmao

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: yeah nick is right, i switched the r and the u

~«:EDgAH:»~[. . .]: i think i should know how to spell masubate =p

~«:EDgAH:»~[. . .]: masturbate*

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lmao

~«:EDgAH:»~[. . .]: fuck >>

~«:EDgAH:»~[. . .]: dude not cool lol

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: :lol

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: that was good =o lol
 
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[650]

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Allen, Weirdy and I are involved in a love triangle! o-O

A Broken Machine™(Ep): OH!

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: kinky O.o

~^Tangerine Jay^~: o.o

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: :lol

~^Tangerine Jay^~: now who the hells allen

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Epsil's trying to turn it into a love square 4.4

Killey The Silent°: What wait a minute?

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: nikkis sister

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: er brother

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: LMAO

Killey The Silent°: Whats happenng o.O?

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: roflmao

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: lmao!

~^Tangerine Jay^~: o.o err oh..

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: XD

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: nah..i think i was right when i said sister

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: that was the best typo sephie

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: lol

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: lmao

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: I was fixin' to say something like that, Sephie ^-^;

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: XD

~^Tangerine Jay^~: u people are cruel

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~^Tangerine Jay^~: Cruel hearted ppl

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]:  :D

~^Tangerine Jay^~: <baps each one of u> =D

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: butbut i gave u a kewl av maggie ;_;

Killey The Silent°: *bites back*

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol

Killey The Silent°: No toucheh meh.

~^Tangerine Jay^~: b.b

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.:  ::Touches Killey:: 

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lmao

Killey The Silent°: O.O;

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.:  ::Where, I won't say:: 

Killey The Silent°: *bites*

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: :roflmao

~^Tangerine Jay^~: o_o

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Bites... where? *-*

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol

Killey The Silent°: *Right on your fist* =P

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Do be gentle, Killey. I bruise easily. ~.~;

Killey The Silent°: oh my.

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[Allen suddenly pops in]

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: ENOUGH ABOUT MY BOOBS@

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: er

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: n.n;;;

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: :lmao

A Broken Machine™(Ep): o_O;;;;

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: >.> of all times..

A Broken Machine™(Ep): What good timing Nikki XP!

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: nice thing for allen to walk into lol

|_Otaru_|:        O.o;;;;

~^Tangerine Jay^~: o_o lol

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: shaddap x.x

~^Tangerine Jay^~: rofl

|_Otaru_|:        oh my x.x

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: >_> lmao

A Broken Machine™(Ep): lmao XP....

Killey The Silent°: HIiiii oTaru

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: *dies*

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol

Killey The Silent°: save meh from these crazeh people.

|_Otaru_|:        ok.. enough of that topic x.o

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: shaddap! lol

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: lol

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.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Sesame Street is sending people evil messages.

~Ryuko~(B§):      v_V;

~Takeshi~:        :lol o_o

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Ernie and Bert are two single guys living in one apartment...

Qµi§†y:           o.O

Qµi§†y:           v_v;;

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Matching outfits...

.¤º» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: ...You know something is up there. e.e

Qµi§†y:           rofl v_v

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[654]

Artemis0010101: readin is bad for j00r health

Don DarkStalker: ...What are we doing right now, Art?

Artemis0010101: .......
                hold on.......
                .......
                I can get this one

Artemis0010101: I am lookin at the letters and makin up stuff in my head

Don DarkStalker: Veeeery good. Can we condense that into a single word now? ^_^

Artemis0010101: Yes don, i do like pandas =)

Don DarkStalker: ...Ok, forget it. e_e

Artemis0010101: Lol

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Toji Suzuhara:    It lets you talk to a monkey... not multiple monkies...
                  just one monkey... and the monkey can't do crap =P

Toji Suzuhara:    well... it can fling its crap

.:« J »:.[Naoki]{B2U}: what did u slip in toji's drink v.v

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi]: lmao

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi]: wtf toji lol

Toji Suzuhara:    use the power of heart to summon a monkey to fling its crap...

Toji Suzuhara:    A_A Captian Planet

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi]: rofl

.:« J »:.[Naoki]{B2U}: lmao

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VahnX79: what do you do if you need to dry off your dog? 

Luva sama: dont have a dog , dunno =o 

VahnX79: STICK IT IN THE MICROWAVE! 

VahnX79: lol 

Luva sama: ROFL 

VahnX79: liek the lady did in don's lj 

VahnX79: lol 

Luva sama: lmao 

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[657]

Kumo Misora: *Poke*

Don DarkStalker: ::Poke Poke::

Kumo Misora: *pokes with a stick*

Don DarkStalker: ::Pokes with a broom::

Kumo Misora: *Pokes with toaster plug* x.x

Don DarkStalker: ::Pokes with a spatula:: e_e

Kumo Misora: *Pokes with spork!* ^_^ I win!

Don DarkStalker: ::Pokes with a... spife?:: o_O

Don DarkStalker: Spife... that has to hurt. x_o;

Kumo Misora: X.X No fair!

Kumo Misora: *Knocks out with tail* x.x

Don DarkStalker: ::Bites tail:: >_o;

Kumo Misora: OW!! *kicks*

Don DarkStalker: ::Bites foot:: <.<

Don DarkStalker: I think I have a winning formula going... lol.

Kumo Misora: *throws house at you*

Kumo Misora: You cheater ;-;

Don DarkStalker: ::Bites... house? o_O::

Kumo Misora: *Looks at hole in house....*

Kumo Misora: *Blinks*

Don DarkStalker: ph33r. o_o

Kumo Misora: *Looks at you strangely* 0_o

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[658]

Don DarkStalker: Why did the turtle cross the road?

WingZero485: to eat another turtle on the other side?

Don DarkStalker: ...I'll take your word on it.

WingZero485: lmao

WingZero485: n.n hi don

Don DarkStalker: Elloz Jay. Lol.

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[659]

[Take 2]

Don DarkStalker: Why did the turtle cross the road?

WingZero485: Why?

Don DarkStalker: ...I WAS ASKING YOU, GOD DAMNIT. WHY WOULD YOU ASK ME BACK? IF I'M ASKING
                 YOU A QUESTION, IS IT NOT OBVIOUS I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT THE ANSWER IS?
                 JESUS CHRIST ON A POGO STICK, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS IN LIFE?
                 DO I LOOK LIKE SOME ALL-KNOWING SUPER BEING FOR YOU TO PESTER WITH QUESTIONS? IS 
                 THAT ALL I AM TO YOU, YOU CONCIETED, SELF RIGHTEOUS BASTARD!? AAARRRGGGGHHH! T_T;;;

WingZero485: o_o rofl

WingZero485: n.n u got temper problems

Don DarkStalker: Indeed. Lol.

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[660]

king0fn0pants: things like guys with long hair or earrings scare the old ladies

Don DarkStalker: Durr.

king0fn0pants: i figure these rules were written when the store first opened

king0fn0pants: back in like, '85

Don DarkStalker: "Oh my, that man has slightly longer hair than usual. He must be a
                  mugger or rapist with a mean streak. ::Shuffles away on a walker::"

king0fn0pants: lol, exactly

king0fn0pants: FEAR ME ELDERLY, FOR I AM SEAN, AND I HAVE HAIR

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[661]

Epsil™.¤Dedleh Spelluh¤.: Hmm... imagine if everyone started talkin leik me o.o....

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Minion) «º¤.: Oh, we already have a theory for that, Ep.

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi]: :lol

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Minion) «º¤.: It's called The Apocolypse.

Epsil™.¤Dedleh Spelluh¤.: aww e_e;..

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi]: lmao

Epsil™.¤Dedleh Spelluh¤.: Yes!

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi]: A_A

Epsil™.¤Dedleh Spelluh¤.: LEARN MY TALK >_>!

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi]: lol

Epsil™.¤Dedleh Spelluh¤.: LEARN MEH WAYS <_<!

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[662]

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: <________< I like that first Cid the best

~«:EDgAH:»~ [. . .]: :i dunno...the ff6 cid looks pretty sexy in that raincoat

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi]: lol

~«:EDgAH:»~ [. . .]: reminds me of a rubber ducky

~«:EDgAH:»~ [. . .]: *Squeezes him*

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: He looks like a hispanic pizza delivery man to me.

~«:EDgAH:»~ [. . .]: squeek damn you!

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: lmao A.A

~«:EDgAH:»~ [. . .]: rofl

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[663]

Don DarkStalker: There's something inherently wrong about watching a 500
                 foot tall cybernetic battle-mech perform ballet movements. o_O

Izlude Tingel DX: Almost as wrong as seeing a monkey in spandex save the
                  world from a space wrestler that talks like Randy Savage.

Don DarkStalker: Lmao.

Don DarkStalker: DO NOT DISRESPECT WRASSLOR!

Izlude Tingel DX: Okay, okay!

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[664]

Izlude Tingel DX: I'm still the bitch.

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[665]

Don DarkStalker: Anywhooo. Dog walkin' time.

Don DarkStalker: Booyaka. ::Runs::

Izlude Tingel DX: Kay kay.

Auto response from Don DarkStalker: Walking the bitch. And I don't mean Pat.

Izlude Tingel DX: lmfao

Izlude Tingel DX: But... I'm the bitch. ;_;

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[666]

Luva sama: o_O *probes*

Ziddish26: o_o

Luva sama: lol YAY! j00r AWAKE!

Ziddish26: yeah =p

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[667]

~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.:is it just me ..or does he look pregnant here? o_O

~Takeshi~:Tetsu did it again=o.That horny bastard XP

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[668]

Don DarkStalker: Tell me a story, Sean. =3

Auto response from verickz: Okay, so like, one time, there was this GUY. He had a knife. So, I 
                            began to argue with him. I was like, "Dude! Why do you have a knife?" 
                            To which he responded, "To stab you." I blinked at him, and was like
                            "Dude. Knives are for cutting steaks and other miscellaneous food
                            products." He gave me a weird look, thrusted his blade at me, and said
                            "Dude, you're a miscellaneous food product!" And that's when I realized,
                            you were stupid enough to actually read that entire story.

Don DarkStalker: Yaaaaaay.

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[669]

Izlude Tingel DX: I was typing with one hand. Blah.

Britty qoo: what was your other hand doing?

Izlude Tingel DX: Twirling a cloth into a bunch.

Britty qoo: oh, so that's what you kids are calling it these days

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[670]

Chansey DX: Hi, I'm Pat, and I'm a whiner!

Izlude Tingel DX: I should join a whiners club. It would be cool.

Chansey DX: You should be the president.

Izlude Tingel DX: Yeah. And if I wasn't, I'd whine.

Chansey DX: That's the spirit!

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[671]

XxcaramelxX: you are all so son of a bitch  suck you all stupid

.Tsukasa//: I love you.

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[672]

Izlude Tingel DX: I WANT SOMETHING NEW AND EXCITING.

Don DarkStalker: ::Rape::

Izlude Tingel DX: That works! lol

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[673]

Izlude Tingel DX: I've liked.. ummm...

Izlude Tingel DX: Garnet, Riku, Kairi, almost all Lunar girls because they were
                  developed so well character-wise, and Feena from Grandia.

Izlude Tingel DX: Yay.

Don DarkStalker: ...You listed Riku as a crush? o_O

Izlude Tingel DX: Rikku, from FFX. =P

Don DarkStalker: You meant Rik*k*u, I hope. lol.

Izlude Tingel DX: lmao

Don DarkStalker: That frightened me. ^_^

Izlude Tingel DX: lol

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[674]

Izlude Tingel DX: Then when you give the guy the finger in Daguerro, he'll give you Excalibur.

Kaiser Meeks: so I just have to flip him off and I get excalibur? lol

Izlude Tingel DX: Yup. lol

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[675]

ChronoZid: alright.. question

ChronoZid: can you say good night?

Don DarkStalker: ...What kind of question is that?! <_<

ChronoZid: ok... completely different subject.. can you say.. "g'night"?

Don DarkStalker: Ok, Zid? Shut up. Just... shut up. Lol.

Don DarkStalker: And yes, you can. You just said it. D'uh. Lol.

ChronoZid: then say it dammit!

Don DarkStalker: G'NIGHT, MUTHA-FUCKA'. ::Blows head off with 12-guage
                 shotgun:: ::Spits tobacco out of side of mouth::

ChronoZid: o.O

ChronoZid: ok you screwed my exit up.

ChronoZid: now I can't exit!

ChronoZid: *picks up head*

Don DarkStalker: ^_^

ChronoZid: *throws it at you*

Don DarkStalker: ::Conked:: Ow. x_o;

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[676]

ChronoZid: *throws gasoline on you*

ChronoZid: now you'll die! ahahaha! Muahaha!!

ChronoZid: ah hah.. ha..

ChronoZid: oh.. match.

ChronoZid: right

ChronoZid: *strikes a match*

Don DarkStalker: ::Blows it out::

ChronoZid: ..shit

Don DarkStalker: ^_^

ChronoZid: *pulls out GTA3 flamethrower*

ChronoZid: blow this out!

ChronoZid: *ignites it*

Don DarkStalker: ::Shakes self off like a dog, splattering you
                   with gasoline as you ignite the flamethrower::

ChronoZid: *puts in health cheat*

ChronoZid: w00t

Don DarkStalker: Oh, you bitch. e_e

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[677]

Don DarkStalker: ::Puts in Tank cheat::

Don DarkStalker: ::Runs you over::

ChronoZid: *gets up.. somehow*... *runs over and pulls you out of the tank*

ChronoZid: *takes out M16 and guns you down*

Don DarkStalker: ::Health cheat:: Squee.

ChronoZid: *puts in weapons cheat a bunch of times* o.O

ChronoZid: *keeps shooting* XD

ChronoZid: AAH!

ChronoZid: my fucking foot!

ChronoZid: you bastard!

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[678]

Don DarkStalker: ::Hits reset button on PS2::

Don DarkStalker: <_< >_>

ChronoZid: *takes out napalm bomb*

ChronoZid: we're all going to.. fuck you e.e;

Don DarkStalker: XD

ChronoZid: wait!

ChronoZid: no!

ChronoZid: gah! Xo

Don DarkStalker: ::Runs away giggling::

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[679]

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤: Ziddy! <.<

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: wtf Don, you say hi to Zid but not me.

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: *pouts*

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤: I just got back. e.e

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: I HATE YOU.

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤: ...Welcome back, Lugia! I am honored to be in your goddess-like
                                   presense! Your stature enthralls me and I live to serve you!
                                   May I fetch you a latte'?

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: I know. BASK IN MY GREATNESS, PEON!

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: Yes. Go now, loyal servant.

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: and make it snappeh.

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤: Aw shit. ::Runs out to by a latte' machine::

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: woot.

Slayer Z (unloved): ooo.. j0r scr00d =P

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): * elbows Lug* Could ya get Donneh to get me  leik. somethin leik
                     a Dblexpresso lattte with cinnomen suger tasty flavor of extra
                     strach and richness along with a bagel =D?

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: I don't think I could repeat all of that.

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[680]

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤:  ::Comes back with the latte' machine and rams it into Ep's chin:: 

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): *falls down all dramaticly*

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]:  :o!

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤:  ::Victorioussssss::

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: *baywatch runs to Ep*

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: Nooooo!

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤: 4_4; o_O; lol

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): *watches Lug go boing on the sand over to him*

Saegeos(not feelin good): lmao

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: *throws sand on Ep*

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: LIVE, DAMN YOU!

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): * breaths*

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]:  :o

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[681]

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤:  ::Hands Lugia an electric cattle prod:: 

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: *puts a jellyfish on him*

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): My...Pen... I LOST MY PEN!

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: ooo.

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): * digs in sand*

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: *sticks Ep with the caddle prod*

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: *zap!*

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]:  :o!

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): GAH!

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: hee. n.n

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): mooo!

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: *does it again*

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: >:3

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): Oink

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]:  :o!

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[682]

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤:  ::Throws Ep on the grill:: 

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: Mmm.

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): Neigh!

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤: Mmm. Alaskan hamburger.

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): >_>.............

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: :lmao.

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): >=O!!!!!!

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): *  pulls on Donnehs  leg*

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): *attempts to pull his leg*

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤:  ::Eats Ep's leg:: Touche'.

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): *injured*

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: Don is a cannibal. :o

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): Yes >_>!

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤: What? No I'm not.

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤: Alaskans aren't human. I think.

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): Yes we are!

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: aliens!

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[683]

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): cause uim

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): We have pressurized devices >_>.

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): *takes out a gun*

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: omfg.

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: 6_6;;;;;;

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: *calls the po-lice*

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤:  ::Whips out HIS pressurized gun:: 

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): >_____!>

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤: SUPER SOAKER! ::Blasts Ep::

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][Doi-neko]: rofl

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]:  :o

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): OH YEA >_>!

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: *bids on Don to win*

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[NiKKi]: hum de dum de duuuuuummmmmmmm

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): Mini  pea shooter of....yellow flavored gum >_>!

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[684]

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): *fires*

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤:  ::Ducks and rolls behind Saeg:: 

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤:  ::Human shield:: 

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): *dangles somethin leik... pretty and seksi infront of Sae's eyes*

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: :lmao!

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): It loves you

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤: Leggo, Ep. <_<

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): YOu loves it

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: :lmao.

.¤º» Don Hiroshi (Mastah') «º¤:  ::Wriggles out of Ep's grasp:: 

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: :awesome.

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): Loves you it

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): >_>!

TripWire™[Hey, wanna wiggle?]: :That was the coolest thing Ep has ever said. >_x

.¤Ep¤.™(Shnicker): YOu it loves

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[685]

Impaired Artistº [?]ffx-2: *plays with donnah's hat she stole* ^-^;

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.:: ...O_O!

Impaired Artistº [?]ffx-2: HEEE n_n;

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.:: 4.4 ::Fingers package on desk addressed to Canada containing Spirited Away::

.¤Ep¤.(3day-4day): 9_9;

Impaired Artistº [?]ffx-2: *gives back hat gently* ....;.;

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.::  ^_^

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[686]

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.:: This is the best Weekend Update story ever. o.O

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.:: In Missouri, Cartoon Network broadcasting was cut off for six
                         minutes by footage from the Playboy Channel during an episode
                         of the Flintstones, while Fred and Barney's voices continued.

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: roflmao!

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: omg lol

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[H.'s Te-chan]: *blinks*

.·¬+סo[tªtµ]:    hahaha.

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.:: Viewers called it "The best Flintstones episode EVER."

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: rofl

.·¬+סo[tªtµ]:    lmfao.

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[H.'s Te-chan]: where in missouri? lol

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: lol

.·¬+סo[tªtµ]:    lol

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.:: Dunno ;-; lol

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.:: Want to bet Fred was screaming "WIIIILMAAAAAA!"
                         at the climax of the footage? o.O;

.°¤~ºT€Tsµº~¤°.[H.'s Te-chan]: lmao

.·¬+סo[tªtµ]:    HAHA.

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: LOL

.·¬+סo[tªtµ]:    lmao.

.·¬+סo[tªtµ]:    thats great e_e

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[687]

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.::   *** Message from Mike from Canada: which order
                               do i go into the 5 rooms in ifrits place

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: o_o lol

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.::   *** Message to Mike from Canada: Go counterclockwise in a
                               DreamCast Logo spiral until you hit a milk truck. Set
                               it on fire, then run around squaking like a molested
                               chicken until a giant Gummi Bear drops onto your head! o_O

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: :rofl

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.::   *** Message from Mike from Canada: thanx thats soooooo much help

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: lmfao

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.::   *** Message to Mike from Canada: Any time, biznitch. o_O

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: lmao

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[688]

Don DarkStalker: No. Girls are evil. Remember the equation?

king0fn0pants: but they have boobies.

king0fn0pants: i like those

Don DarkStalker: lol

Don DarkStalker: Ten Things Men Know About Women:
                 ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
                  10) They have boobs
                  9)
                  8)
                  7)
                  6)
                  5)
                  4)
                  3)
                  2)
                  1)

king0fn0pants: lol, true

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[689]

[Referring to previous quote] 

A Broken Gummi™(Ep): o_O;;;;

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: lol o,o;

.·¬+סo[tªtµ]:    lmao o.o

A Broken Gummi™(Ep): They do!?

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: >_>! yes

A Broken Gummi™(Ep): *looks at Sepheh <_<!*

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: 6.6 show him xio! lol

A Broken Gummi™(Ep): o_o;

.·¬+סo[tªtµ]:    *grabs my womanly breasts*

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: :rofl

.·¬+סo[tªtµ]:    SEEEE

A Broken Gummi™(Ep): *grabs v_V*

A Broken Gummi™(Ep): I wana feeeel~ :D

A Broken Gummi™(Ep): lol

.~°¤ºHyÐeº¤°~.[CºP][T.'s Doi]: lmao o_O

.·¬+סo[tªtµ]:    e__e; knock yourself out.

A Broken Gummi™(Ep): Keh o-O

.·¬+סo[tªtµ]:    rofl

A Broken Gummi™(Ep): *does so*

A Broken Gummi™(Ep): <_>;

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[690]

Yama RayG: !
           10. They have boobs.
           9. They have b00bs.
           8. They have bewbs.
           7. They have b32vb5.
           6. They have packages on their chest.
           5. They have 2~5 pounds of muscle of cheastal weight.
           4. They have hills on their chest.
           3. They have chest twins.
           2. They have names of the twins.
           1. They have Stuff... on their chest.

Yama RayG: <_>;

Don DarkStalker: LOL >P

Yama RayG: *falls over*

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[691]

Don DarkStalker: You know how I know when a kid from my school is a sex fiend?

Don DarkStalker: When this is his AFK message:

                 /`  `.__             
                 \_ _.,  `'-._ _.--.
                  _`_  ) |     /  _ \ 
                 /   `/ /'---./  / \ \--.___
                 \__./ /--..    /``-\ '-.___`\
                    '-'     `--`     `--`   \/

Britty qoo: ahahahaha

Don DarkStalker: Some people have too much free time. lol.

Britty qoo: yeah really

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[692]

.EliteMoike.:     i think i might have killed don

.EliteMoike.:     because i attacked him with windex

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: ^ ::Death by Windex:: 

.EliteMoike.:     bahaha, i have orphaned your children.

.EliteMoike.:     all 827,000 of them.

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[693]

Celsis (WD):      vv *throws a phonix down at don*? o_O

.EliteMoike.:     *gives you a box with one porn mag, 23 cents, a trojan condom, and 3
                   food stamps* this was everything on the body not worth stealing. enjoy.

Celsis (WD):      yay..

.EliteMoike.:     merry christmas!

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[694]

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: Uh... I'm not dead. I was just... hibernating. Yeah.

 .¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: ...SHIT. Where'd my skin mag go?!

Celsis (WD):      vv;

.EliteMoike.:     dude

.EliteMoike.:     i killed you

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: ...Gah! My life savings! ::Searches frantically for his 23 cents:: ;-;!

Celsis (WD):      :oops

Celsis (WD):      << >>

Celsis (WD):      *whistle*

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.:  ::Falls to knees:: Nyoooo! ;-; 

Celsis (WD):      lol

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[695]

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: Back to selling my blood for profit. x-o;

.EliteMoike.:     you only get cookies now-a-days.

.EliteMoike.:     and juice.

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: ...f00k.

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: Well, at least I can eat... er... GUH. MY FOOD STAMP.

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: A_A!!!

Celsis (WD):      ummmm

Celsis (WD):      << >>

Celsis (WD):      .....*runs*

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: X-x; lol

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[696]

.«.§A€.».{^-^}[Bandit Keith]: mabye if u sold ur blood somewhere besides Fat Happy
                              Jim's Bargain Hobo Blood you'd get more money vv

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: ...x_o;

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: But they have the best cookies. ;-;

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: Taken fresh out of the dumpster behind the bakery!

.EliteMoike.:     rofl

.«.§A€.».{^-^}[Bandit Keith]: those are dog droppings don

.EliteMoike.:     celsis is in an interesting room.

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: ...But with sprinkles!

.EliteMoike.:     Interestingly named, that is.

.«.§A€.».{^-^}[Bandit Keith]: flat petrified dog droppings

.EliteMoike.:     Which equal cookies.

.EliteMoike.:     ;x

.«.§A€.».{^-^}[Bandit Keith]: lol

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: They're magically delicious. >_o;

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[697]

verickz: I need to buy Sly Cooper and the Thievus Racoonus ;.;

Don DarkStalker: Or you can buy Ty the Tazmanian Tiger and give yourself leprosy in the process.

verickz: man I feel like a freak saying this, but I think Sly is hot. :3 lol

Don DarkStalker: ...o_O

verickz: yeah I know

verickz: I'm really fucked up ;x

Don DarkStalker: Makes me wonder whether you actually enjoyed that cosplay yiff or not.

verickz: haha

verickz: maybe I should go find it again to test that theory ;0

Don DarkStalker: Good luck with that.

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[698]

verickz: man my nuts hurt wtf

Don DarkStalker: ...I won't question why or how.

Don DarkStalker: Could be too much yiff.

verickz: haha

verickz: nah man

verickz: I had to go to the bathroom

Don DarkStalker: Dude, you needed to figure that out?

Don DarkStalker: "Man, my ass hurts. Oh, that's right. Shit time. S'cuse meh."

verickz: lol

verickz: usually it doesn't register with me for some reason

verickz: I dunno why

Don DarkStalker: You're messed. :3

verickz: I know. :3

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[699]

.EliteMoike.:     I need steel battalion.

.EliteMoike.:     and the giant fucking controller.

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: $100 for the controller alone. Have fun.

.EliteMoike.:     THIRTY EIGHT BUTTONS.

.EliteMoike.:     TWO JOYSTICKS

.EliteMoike.:     THREE PEDALS

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: That thing is huge.

Celsis (WD):      wow >>

.¤º» Don Tonberry «º¤.: It's like, 180 degrees of cockpit. And, WOW, that sounded wrong.

.EliteMoike.:     rofl

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