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                         *Short explanation of this document's title:*
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          Mad Magazine has a little box on the Letters & Tomatoes page of each issue called
        "Mad Mumblings," random blurbs of nonsense from readers that end up being completely
      hillarious. In this light, I've taken the liberty of creating "Palace Mumblings," random
     one-liners and small conversations that are worth mention for their humor. Some are clever,
      some are perverted, some are non-sensical, and some are just downright fucked-up. Enjoy!

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[400]

Saikitsu°: A_A hey garny 

Garn²¹¹²: v.v? 

Saikitsu°: I bet I have something you don't. 

otaku biru: ...... 

Garn²¹¹²: well saik.. you ARE a male.. 

Saikitsu°: besides that, jeesh ya perv =p 

otaku biru: GAHAHAHAHAHAHA she said it XD

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[401]

Lucifer Christ69: You shall face death! Death with sharp POINTY TEETH! *holds two fingers infront
                  of his mouth, opens eyes wide, and feigns lunging at you* 

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[402]

FoxWithNoPants:   k, i'm out like a fat chick in dodgeball

Dizzy:            lol

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: o_0 Nice metaphor

FoxWithNoPants:   thanks, lol

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[403]

VahnX79: do you like my bunny?!?! *pets my bunny* "ahem excuse me" *man wearing a
         suit steps in looking professional* "Mic is hyper right now so i suggest
         you...RUN LIKE HELL!!! *man runs off screaming in fear like a maniac* 

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[404]

.(r)inoa. !"Nicely Nice Mix"!: @-@ cack 

.(r)inoa. !"Nicely Nice Mix"!: er cake 

.«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: cack o.o 

.«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: That came suspiciously close to another word <.< >.> 

.(r)inoa. !"Nicely Nice Mix"!: LMFAO 

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[405]

.^¤Asuka¤^.[Melly!º][:Remix:]: tell me when brett gets on if she does =\ 

.(r)inoa. !"Nicely Nice Mix"!: alright ;.; 

.«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: Brett is a she? o.o; 

.^¤Asuka¤^.[Melly!º][:Remix:]: he is? 

.^¤Asuka¤^.[Melly!º][:Remix:]: oops lol 

.(r)inoa. !"Nicely Nice Mix"!: LMFAO 

.^¤Asuka¤^.[Melly!º][:Remix:]: lmfao X_X 

.«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: God, you two make such fun typos. ^-^ 

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[406]

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Rune) (>.<): Know what? I'm so lost I dunno who's with who anymore x.x 

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Rune) (>.<): *points to melly* you're with weirdie, non? 

.^¤Asuka¤^.[Melly!º][:Remix:]: mhm 

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Rune) (>.<): *points to don* and j00....rinny? or am i mixed up? 

.«-. Nakano-San .-».: Lessee... I'm with Rinny, but I'm having an affair with Weirdy.
                      Weirdy is with Melly, but Melly is having a fling with Rinny. 

.«-. Nakano-San .-».: Or so I understand. Lol. 

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Rune) (>.<): lmao 

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[407]

Don DarkStalker: OMG A/S/L. 

king0fn0pants: omg 20/right now/with your mom 

Don DarkStalker: Good one. 

king0fn0pants: thanks! 

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[408]

Maeve Gaebanei: some of these quotes are funny 

Maeve Gaebanei: You gotta ask yourself, PUNK! Do i feel CLUCKY?! 

Don DarkStalker: No, but I sure do feel funky! 

Maeve Gaebanei: lol XD 

Don DarkStalker: Oh god, I have them memorized =p 

Maeve Gaebanei: lmfao

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[409]

.(r)inoa. [oaky oaky!]: Mom, what is sex?

.(r)inoa. [oaky oaky!]: I do not know what it is at all

.(r)inoa. [oaky oaky!]: *shakes head dramatically* I am so confused

.^¤Melly¤^.[Ophelia!º]: let me show you! *sex0rs aaron*

SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D):  @_@

.º¤» Hiroshi Nakano (Don) «º¤.:  ::Hops up and down:: Teach meeeee!

SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): great

SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): im teaching my daughter and her bf how to have sex O.o;;

.(r)inoa. [oaky oaky!]: Heh heh <<.>>

.^¤Melly¤^.[Ophelia!º]: aaron you can handle this ^^ *pushes him to them*

.(r)inoa. [oaky oaky!]: Yeah Dad!

SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): errrrrr.....

SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): ill be right back *runs off and comes back*

SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): So heres a banana and heres ...
                              a... plastic bag.... now the banana is a...

SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): Penis and the plastic bag will represent the... vagina...

.º¤» Hiroshi Nakano (Don) «º¤.: o_O

.^¤Melly¤^.[Ophelia!º]: o.o;;

SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): shhh!  im teaching!

.º¤» Hiroshi Nakano (Don) «º¤.: Something tells me Spy is new to this job. ^_^;

.(r)inoa. [oaky oaky!]: AHAHAHAHAHAH

.^¤Melly¤^.[Ophelia!º]: *bursts out laughing* <.<

.(r)inoa. [oaky oaky!]: *cracks up*

SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): dude

.(r)inoa. [oaky oaky!]: >.> *LMFAO*

SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): i was forced to teach the kids how to haave sex!

SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): what do you want me to do?!

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[410]

|| fofo. ||:      :Maybe I should write a book on 'Online Psychology'.

Slayer Z:         yeah.. this room could use one of those =P

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[411]

ChronoZid: anyway.. later dude.. gotta retard

ChronoZid: err.. restart O.o;

Don DarkStalker: o_O; lmao

ChronoZid: that was pure accident o.o;

ChronoZid: lol

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[412]

.Leon.¤Doink¤.ƒe¡§†y's.: Blah o_o... Why's the server gunna reset
                         *curious and ask alot of questions XD*

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): it always does

.Leon.¤Doink¤.ƒe¡§†y's.: *sweatdroplets*

Slayer Z:         well ep..

Slayer Z:         they did announce that everyone was going to lose their first character on RO

Slayer Z:         because of server problems

.Leon.¤Doink¤.ƒe¡§†y's.: o______________________O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[413]

(Refer to Quote #90 to make sense of this)

BillyHaeshoJC: DWEE

Transmission11: What the $@#% do I look like, googlyminotaur!??!?!?!!

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[414]

.°§aris°.:        i  like ff15

.«-. Nakano-San .-».: Oh, FFXV was awesome.

.«-. Nakano-San .-».: You have a time machine too?

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[415]

MKucsma2: but ff15 sucked =(

MKucsma2: the dude, with the thing, that was so retarded.

MKucsma2: now ff1243, that was a great game.

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[416]

.«-. Nakano-San .-».: I wonder if there will ever be a day when
                      we all grow out of anime and video games.

<~>BeÅ<~>(Eric's): BITE YOUR TONGUE!

.«-. Nakano-San .-».: Or if we'll all have PlayStation controllers
                      in our hands on our deathbeds. lol.

.°§aris°.:        im not really into them to begin with....

<~>BeÅ<~>(Eric's): lmfao

.«-. Nakano-San .-».: HEATHEN MONKEY!

.«-. Nakano-San .-».: BEGONE!

<~>BeÅ<~>(Eric's): lol yes don you tell her XP

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[417]

.:Talbain:.[Wolf][Metalhead]: >_>

.:Talbain:.[Wolf][Metalhead]: RAWR

«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: <_< Meow.

.:Talbain:.[Wolf][Metalhead]: >_> Doodoo.

«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: <_< Dada.

.Leon.¤Doink¤.ƒe¡§†y's.: Fuba v_V?

«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: FUBU.

.Leon.¤Doink¤.ƒe¡§†y's.: UBAH v_V

«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: DOOBAH.

.Leon.¤Doink¤.ƒe¡§†y's.: SCOOBAH V_V

«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: SCOOBY.

.Leon.¤Doink¤.ƒe¡§†y's.: DOOBY v_V

«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: DOOOOOOOO!

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[418]

Don DarkStalker: X3

Don DarkStalker: The ass-face.

OneWingedWeirdy: lmfao

Don DarkStalker: God, I miss Sephie. rofl.

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[419]

«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: ...Eww.

.«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: My dog just jumped up and stuck her tongue in my mouth.

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   o_O

.«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: That was thoroughly disgusting.

*Hamm:            *laughs*

.«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: I will now wash out my mouth with Windex.

*Hamm:            :a dog's mouth is cleaner than yours

.«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: But smells 10 times worse.

.«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: S'cuse me.

.«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: ^Cleaning Cabinet

*Hamm:            ^laughing profusely

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   :lol   

(A few minutes later)

.«¤. Don Hiroshi ¤».: Mmm. Mountain Berry Windex tastes like Kool-Aid.

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   lol
  
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[420]

.(r)inoa. [ºWSº]:   I read a story once..scary

.(r)inoa. [ºWSº]:   it was called Pumpin' Eiko

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): o.O

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: ...'Nuff said. x_X;

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol

.(r)inoa. [ºWSº]:   yeah lmfao x.X

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.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Does Anime Dojo still have the hentai section?

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): last time i went they did

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.:  ::Remembers when Sephie got me the password to it:: Rofl n.n;

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmao

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: You know what Cloudie said for that? Lol

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: "Well, that's it. We won't see Don come out of there for two months"

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): LOL

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[422]

~¤§-Z §quall¤~: Yeah, I single handedly am the reason why everyone hates FR.

~¤§-Z §quall¤~: I'm also the reason why people are starving in Ethiopia.

*Hamm: damnit, don't starve marvin!

*Hamm: and why water boils

*Hamm: and why it rotates counter-clockwise in the southern hemisphere

~¤§-Z §quall¤~: And why season 2 of Utena isn't out here yet.

*Hamm: KILL HIM!

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[423]

<~>H§<~>(Cassi's): XP Hey, Cassi may have currupted me into
                   being a pervert but I still hate pornoish stuff

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.:  ::Nods slowly:: 

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Stage 1: Denial.

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.:  ::Jots down notes:: 

<~>H§<~>(Cassi's): >___> * reaches for interdimensional hammer *

.(r)inoa. [ºWSº]:   lolol

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Stage 2: Anger

<~>H§<~>(Cassi's): :lmao

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.:  ::Jots down more notes::

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[424]

VahnX79: *gets out clipboard* Welcome to the Mic Institude for Helping...errr... People ^_^;
         I see your a new pacient, is there anything i can do for you?

XxSuPeRGaRNeTxX: <.< that's patient :P lol 

VahnX79: Here at the institude we try not to be concerned
         with spelling as it sometimes upsets the patients 

VahnX79: Mostly cause they get angery when i mess up but that's not the point *cough* 

XxSuPeRGaRNeTxX: aww 

VahnX79: MOVING ON, over here you will see our spa, you may relax here anytime you want, and that
         room where the agonizing screams are coming from is where we torture the perverts that
         try and peek in on girls in the spa, don't mind the blood it will be cleaned up shortly 

XxSuPeRGaRNeTxX: o.o; 

VahnX79: follow me *walks by room and the sound of bones cracking and blood
         hitting the floor is heard* Well what else can we do for you? ^_^ 

XxSuPeRGaRNeTxX: blow me lmao 

VahnX79: i'm sorry that service cost $500 extra 

XxSuPeRGaRNeTxX: lmao 

VahnX79: whoo enough of letting my hyperness out *pushes it down*
         get back in there!! *smack punch kick* there ^_^; 

XxSuPeRGaRNeTxX: lol

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[425]

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): gendo! i may have another job XD

Gendo (Muraki Kazutaka): hmm?

Gendo (Muraki Kazutaka): where at?

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): disney store lol

Gendo (Muraki Kazutaka): lol!

Gendo (Muraki Kazutaka): waiii, I don't know why, but I find that to be a turn on! XD

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.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Gackt admitted two days ago that he's 100% gay.

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Not bisexual, lol.

.¤~KuRoi TEnsHi~¤.: good news...if we cant have him, no woman can! lol

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): LOL

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[427]

Ti-chan - [ M a n a ] -: I love him much *noodle*

DarkSergey°[Xion]: o.o;

DarkSergey°[Xion]: .....Noodle?

Ti-chan - [ M a n a ] -: yes

Ti-chan - [ M a n a ] -: noodle.

DarkSergey°[Xion]: thats the most screwed up thing ive heard today lol

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Since when did "noodle" become a verb? O-o;

DarkSergey°[Xion]: I have no idea.

DarkSergey°[Xion]: Sorta like the time u started using pimp as one.

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Oh yeah, lol.

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[428]

Ti-chan - [ M a n a ] -: MAN SEEEXX =D

DarkSergey°[Xion]: >.>

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: ...So very random.

DarkSergey°[Xion]: *Starts using random*

Ti-chan - [ M a n a ] -: KINKY MAN SEEEXX

DarkSergey°[Xion]: What the random are you talking about.

DarkSergey°[Xion]: ...No thats weird. lol

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: The spinach zombie ate my windshield.

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.:  ::Random:: 

DarkSergey°[Xion]: ...o.O

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[429]

Ti-chan - [ M a n a ] -: a pant-free kuja, is a happy kuja!

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[430]

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Time for me to get in touch with my ghetto side.

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.:  ::clears throat:: 

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: f0 shizzle my nizzle, mofo. ::grabs crotch of baggy pants::

Ti-chan - [ M a n a ] -: SMACK j00 BIZATCH UP h0mie!

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): rofl don

DarkSergey°[Xion]: Lmfao.

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): ey lug

Ti-chan - [ M a n a ] -: oi

Smut Puppet(tm)[Zoids?]: Heya. :D

DarkSergey°[Xion]: Hey lugia.

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: y0 y0, Lugia is in da h0use to mess up da' mix, beeyatch.

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): LOL

DarkSergey°[Xion]: Lord. lmao.

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.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: y0 y0 y0, word up, I'd love to stay and chit-chat with all you ghetto-ass
                       m0f0s, but I gotta swing my my crib in da' projects and get muh' hoes back
                       in line while I grab some newports n' fried chicken.

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmao don

DarkSergey°[Xion]: Ok, Don just topped the list of screwey things
                   for tonight, including the "Noodle" remark.

DarkSergey°[Xion]: *clap*

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   Let's hear it for the Don man!

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Word up, biznitch.

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   :lol

DarkSergey°[Xion]: *gives him a medal*

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[432]

Luva sama: *stares at fishies* n_n

Luva sama: lol

VahnX79: wow you have NO life =p

Luva sama: rofl

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[433]

VahnX79: you know what i will be after next year?

Luva sama: <___> a woman?

VahnX79: NO!

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[434]

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): <_>

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): mnahhh

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): v.v >.>;

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: d00t.

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: d00t diddly d00 b0p.

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): o.O lol

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: ....Oh dear God, no...

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): hmm?

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: ...I just got MMMBop stuck in my head.

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): ahhhh ;-; u poor poor thing lol

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: For the love of all things pure, NO!

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): rofl

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.:  ::Bangs head against wall:: Out of my head, devil Hanson!

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): LOL

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Don DarkStalker: MmmmBop! Bichikabop op, doo wap! Chickabop ah,
                 doo bop, bachikibop, wah doooo. Yeah, yeah!

Izlude Tingel DX: AHHHHH

Izlude Tingel DX: NO

Don DarkStalker: Ooooh yeah, and in an MmmBop, we're gone! Ohhh yeah! Yeah-yeah!

Izlude Tingel DX: STOP

Izlude Tingel DX: STOP NOW.

Don DarkStalker: When you see it grow from a flower to a rose, and you know that,
                 no-one knooooows! You can tell that no-one knows! Oh yeah, MmmBOP!

Izlude Tingel DX: AHHHH

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[436]

VahnX79: ok here's what you do 

VahnX79: time travel into the future, get a special laser finger nail cutter, come back and cut
         your fingernails, but keep it a secret, it cuts good and never messes up or gets dull 

Arcalaiwings: o.O 

Arcalaiwings: okay, that's wacked up lol 

VahnX79: lol, duh you got me here while i'm semi hyper and bored =p 

VahnX79: don't get me talking about the mutant pink
         elephants from mars with tutus and laser ray guns

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[437]

Don DarkStalker: I can't seem to fall asleep, though.

Maeve Gaebanei: *plays with a big bat she didn't notice holding* Trouble sleeping, you say?

Maeve Gaebanei: Er.

Maeve Gaebanei: *whistles* *puts bat away*

Don DarkStalker: o_o; I think I'd prefer some sleeping pills. n.n;

Maeve Gaebanei: Lol

Don DarkStalker: They don't leave red marks. n.n;;

Maeve Gaebanei: Says who!

Maeve Gaebanei: Er..

Maeve Gaebanei: *puts away explosive sleeping pills* Nevermind.

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NinjaBoyNeo: Only thing that REALLY pissed me off about Jojo was they colored all of
             the blood to white, so like, some attack the blood really gushes out and
             then it's just white streams going everywhere - I was like... uh....

NinjaBoyNeo: I'm not one for gore, but it makes the game look really bad.

NinjaBoyNeo: I shot 17 spears through you and white stuff flies out! Oh yeah!

Don DarkStalker: Lol. Sounds like an orgasm from hell.

NinjaBoyNeo: Yeah, lol.

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[439]

NinjaBoyNeo: Igii, he's this little dog, he gets the spear right
             through his mouth and out his ass, it rules, lol.

Don DarkStalker: Oooh, tingly.

Don DarkStalker: Sounds like a painful colonic, lol.

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[440]

NinjaBoyNeo: The story is okay, but they didn't balance it out well between characters.

NinjaBoyNeo: Definately not as good as rival schools/project justice

NinjaBoyNeo: But atleast it's something.

Don DarkStalker: Most fighting games don't even have a coherent story.

NinjaBoyNeo: Yeah, I know.

Don DarkStalker: "Hi. I'm Ryu."
                 "I'm M. Bison."
                 ::Awkward silence::
                 "...Wanna fight to the death?"
                 "I THOUGHT YOU'D NEVER ASK!"

                 Round One. FIGHT!

NinjaBoyNeo: Yeah, lol.

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[441]

Don DarkStalker: I'm lost on the Marvel VS Capcom 2 storyline.

Don DarkStalker: I know there's this super-villian named Abyss you need to kill....

Don DarkStalker: So why are you killing other good guys just to get to him?

Don DarkStalker: Shouldn't you all be working together against him, or something? o.O;

Don DarkStalker: It's like... "I wanna kill the bad guy!"
                              "No, I WANNA KILL THE BAD GUY!"
                              "You got to kill him last time!"
                              "SO!?"
                              "Meanie! ::Fires laser beam at::"
                              "I'M TELLING MOM! ::Lobs grenade::"

                               e.e;

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[442]

Don DarkStalker: Uhhh.... yeah.

SkyPirateLeorina: DUDE.

SkyPirateLeorina: IT'S THE PECULIAR PURPLE PIEMAN

SkyPirateLeorina: OF PORCUPINE PEAK

SkyPirateLeorina: RATTA-TATTA-TATTA-TA-TA-TA-YEAH!

Don DarkStalker: ...You've got me stumped. e.e;

SkyPirateLeorina: *cries*

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[443]

jedo:             7_7  wtf   mutated

<~>BeÅ<~>(Eric's)(12 DAYS!): no...nipples.. o.O

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Integra Hellsing): this isnt a detailed anime cassi <.<

<~>BeÅ<~>(Eric's)(12 DAYS!): XP

<~>BeÅ<~>(Eric's)(12 DAYS!): it's a silly anime

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Ceras Victoria): nipples are icky lol

<~>BeÅ<~>(Eric's)(12 DAYS!): lol

<~>BeÅ<~>(Eric's)(12 DAYS!): but it looks so weird if you dont have them

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Ceras Victoria): not in anime lol

<~>BeÅ<~>(Eric's)(12 DAYS!): EVEN KILLER MONKEYS HAVE THEM!

.ºArtemisFº.(Meep): no nipples = handy cap = handy cap sign to part in blue
                    spots = front on line of comic con/game events = best friend =D

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.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): <_____> DON!

.«¤º Don Hiroshi (Fighter) º¤».: Nani? o-o;

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): T OR D XD

.«¤º Don Hiroshi (Fighter) º¤».: ...No matter what I say, this is gonna involve Gackt, right? <_>;

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol maybe <_> maybe not

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[445]

.:Talbain:.[Wolf][Metalhead]: Epsil... I dare you to rape Steph at the
                              gate, and then tell the truth on...hmmm XD

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol

.«¤º Don Hiroshi (Fighter) º¤».: d00d... he'd rape Steph at the gate without the dare o_o

.:Talbain:.[Wolf][Metalhead]: lol

.¤»£one§ome Z«¤.: yup.. lol

.·•ƒe¡§†y GªRNe†•·.[.·Eps Ho·.]: lmfao

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[446]

.«¤º Don Hiroshi (Fighter) º¤».: I would have dared Billy to surf kawaii.com
                                 while listening to the Backstreet Boys.

.:Talbain:.[Wolf][Metalhead]: O.O

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): rofl!

Giran(Furry):     lmao

.:Talbain:.[Wolf][Metalhead]: You bastard! ;-;

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[447]

.ºArtemisFº.(Meep): *throws rubix cube at wall* DAMN THIS INFERNAL DEVICE

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[448]

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: *pokes Donnehs tail and runs e_e*

.·º¤». Don Hiroshi .«¤º·.:  ::Tackles Epsil from behind and braids his hair::

Celsis (WD):      lol

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: NIYO X_X!

.~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmao

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: STRAIGHT HAIR IS THE SHIZNIT >_<!

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[449]

.·º¤». Don Hiroshi .«¤º·.:  ::Watches log scroll very much fastly:: 

~Shiro Hayate~:   lol don

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   TOO FAST.

.·º¤». Don Hiroshi .«¤º·.: Hello

.·º¤». Don Hiroshi .«¤º·.: Pat

.·º¤». Don Hiroshi .«¤º·.: Does

.·º¤». Don Hiroshi .«¤º·.: This

.·º¤». Don Hiroshi .«¤º·.: Help

.·º¤». Don Hiroshi .«¤º·.: The

.·º¤». Don Hiroshi .«¤º·.: Log

.·º¤». Don Hiroshi .«¤º·.: Speed

.·º¤». Don Hiroshi .«¤º·.: ?

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   No. lol

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[450]

Roku Jyuu Ichi! (61!): Any word sounds weird if you say it
                       often enough. Kids, you can try this at home.

Metal Alien: Ben's tip: Roku is correct, start off by saying fuck many times
                        over to your parents. they'll laugh and you'll get cake!

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[451]

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Ceras Victoria): donnn

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Ceras Victoria):  *glomp*

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: hiyo Don

.¤Katasuyu¤.(Ep): eyoh Donneh o_O

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Elloz everyone. ::Glomps the females, shakes hands with the males::

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Ceras Victoria): lol

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Sir Integra): lol *glomps*

Slayer Z (Tidus): *glomps donneh!*

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: >.>;

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Ceras Victoria): lmao

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: <_<

.¤Katasuyu¤.(Ep): o_O

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: You learn something new every day... o.o;

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Ceras Victoria): zids suger highed don

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Ceras Victoria): lol

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: <_<

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.:  ::Jots down notes:: Zid... equals... shemale.

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Got it.

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Ceras Victoria): lmao

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Sir Integra): w00t

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[452]

Slayer Z (Tidus): @235,51 !attention please... attention.. will the
                  real zidshady please lay off the fucking caffeine!

Slayer Z (Tidus): w00t

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Ceras Victoria): e.e lmao

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: Zid Shady?

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: <_<

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Ok, he's lost it.

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Ceras Victoria): lol

Slayer Z (Tidus): sugar!  more!

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Guess who's back? Back again? Ziddy's back. Tell a friend!

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: A_A

.¤Katasuyu¤.(Ep): o_o;;

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Ceras Victoria): LOL

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[453]

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: ^!LOVE AND DAN AND..er.. SEX!

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Ceras Victoria): :lol

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: ...Art.

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: ?

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: ...My name is Dan. e.e;;;

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: oh o_O

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Ceras Victoria): lol!!!!!

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: right!

.~¤Sephie¤~.(Ceras Victoria): lmao

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: Dans the man
  
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[454]

Slayer Z (HyPeR! O_o!!): Im looking for my pig.. anyone seen em?

.¤Katasuyu¤.(Ep): Yuh... he felt me and it felt naughty ;-;....

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[455]

Luva sama: got a quote for u lol

Luva sama:  <~>H§<~>(Cassi's)(15 Days): I shall now show you I have bigger boobs than ALL OF YOU XD

Don DarkStalker: O_o;;;;

Luva sama: rofl!

Don DarkStalker: Some things are best left unsaid ^.^;;;

Luva sama: lmfao

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[456]

~Takeshi~ : zid! i wanna make babies with j00! =o

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[457]

ChronoZid: ...;.;

ChronoZid: AHAHAHA!

ChronoZid: You do not need to go to every temple to get Anima. If you
           skipped the treasure in Beville, go to Zanarkand Dome instead.
           Once there, solve the second puzzle to get the last treasure. 

ChronoZid: shove that up your ass and smoke it!

Yama RayG: o_O!;;;

Yama RayG: *does*

ChronoZid: ack O.o;

Yama RayG: (Lotsa moaning and groaning can beh heard and smoke fumes comes out a motel room)

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[458]

Yama RayG: <_>;;;;;;;

Yama RayG: (announcer comes out) This is what happens when Ep is bored and
                                 all he can do is BLitz to get a fr00teh Sigil!

ChronoZid: (another one comes out) so I suggest you all RUN LIKE HELL!!! *runs off screaming*

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[459]

~Takeshi~:        i know who's sexy^-~

~Takeshi~:        Kimahri=D

Slayer Z:         :say lul.. LMAO!

Slayer Z:         ok!

~Takeshi~:        his sexy furry body turns me onXD

Slayer Z:         XP

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[460]

*** As the last card is played, ArtF claims his victory, steps into a
    giant hamster ball and rolls off into the horizon with a grin on his
    face for his accomplishments of winning the QM Tournament.

*** Global brought to you by ArtF.

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: ...As if that wasn't apparent enough. e.e;

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[461]

Mousse aka Duck: I didn't do it! The Weed was all like "smoke me!" And I was all like "bug off man!"

Urza159: lol

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[462]

Mousse aka Duck: Dude! the dog is flying! Its making cars in the ground go boom!

Urza159: lol

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[463]

Mousse aka Duck: ::sniff sniff:: make the remote control stop blinking mee... please mother...

Mousse aka Duck: IT BLINKS!

Mousse aka Duck: IT BLINKS!

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[464]

Mousse aka Duck: NUCLERAR GAMMA RAYS EMMITING FROM MY TV FRIED MY PET
                 SQUIGE AND IT'S PLOTTING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!!!

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[465]

Mousse aka Duck: It's late... I'm weird...

Urza159: no kidding

Mousse aka Duck: Eat some donkey feet

Mousse aka Duck: It feels goood man

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[466]

OneWingedWeirdy: is Evander Holyfield still boxing? or did he quit?

Don DarkStalker: No idea. I think he still boxes.

Don DarkStalker: Probably wears a Mr. Potato Head ear around. =P

OneWingedWeirdy: lmfao!

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[467]

.ºArtemisFº.(Meep): Art =P today i put on a piece of paper "Hit
                    List" and asked all my enemies to sign it =D

.ºArtemisFº.(Meep): *will get suspended tomorrow*

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol

°Lestat (Sephet-san) ->ð<-: :lmao

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[468]

.ºArtemisFº.(Meep): I would rather pound nails into my dick then play Halo

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[469]

Zan:              I R got a photo of missie.. lol XD

.·º¤». Don Hiroshi .«¤º·.: Send if j00 feel so inclinded. =P

Zan:              lol

Zan:              j0r not on aim <.<

Zan:              wait..

Zan:              I R not on aim O.o;

.·º¤». Don Hiroshi .«¤º·.: Lmao

.~¤Sephie¤~.[hayami sho @.@]: v.v lol

Zan:              *gets on AIM* ^_^;

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[470]

.ºArtemisFº.(Clone): Porno is good for j00r health *thumbs up* all 4 year old kids
                     should learn how to beat off before they go into Kindergarten n.n

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[471]

Limekitty345: lmao I like wearing my jamies=p

Limekitty345:  o.o jammies*lmao

Don DarkStalker: You wear Garney? o_O lol

Limekitty345: LMAO!

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[472]

Hitoribochi Art 1/6: the pop tart is trying to make me lose my feminine figure x.x

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[473]

~¤§-Z §quall¤~: Okay, I'm at the point where I just want to randomly swear at my GBA
                and throw it against the wall. The racers on Mario Kart cheat so bad.

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[474]

Slayer Z (Paladin): "Hello, I am Cecil.  I am not wearing any pants.  Don't laugh please x.o;"

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[475]

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Tell me when you start playing Silent Hill 2, Pat.
                       I'll know not to expect you online for a while.

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   Okay. lol

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   I'll have to play with the lights ON.

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   No matter what.

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: You'll be huddled up in a room corner, shivering convulsively
                       and gripping a knife while wrapped in a thick blanket.

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   Don't say that.

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Oh, but you will. You just wait.

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   Don't. SAY. That!

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   I don't WANT to be in the corner.

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Every shriek will sound like a manniquin zombie.

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   QUIT IT.

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   *kick*

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Every footstep, the ominous sound of Pyramid Head dragging
                       his rusty blade behind him, slowly advancing towards you...

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   If you say THAT, I WILL be too scared to play.

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   QUIT IT, GOD DAMMIT.

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: His bloodied, giant knife shrieking against the wind as it's raised above
                       his head with a banshee scream, a scream nobody can hear but you...

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: )blacktyr OMFG, WHAT WAS THAT??!?!?!

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   -_-

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: v-v lol.

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Sorry man. Just fucking around with ya's.

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   Yeah, but still!

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[476]

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   I think Dave froze up.

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Possibly.

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.: Unless Pyramid Head got to him first...

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   Yeah... he froze. He's not saying anything on AIM.

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   Oh, quit it. lol

.º¤» Don Hiroshi «º¤.:  :P 

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[477]

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !EPSEH, GO BAKE ME SOME FUCKING COOKIES, BITCH!!!!!!!!!

.¤~NiKKi~¤. (Shidou Saki)ZzZ: >.>

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: im outta flour o_o;

Toji Suzuhara:    I thought that was my job?

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: BOTH OF YOU BAKE ME COOKIES X_X

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: OR DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: but were both outta cookie mix

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: ^Homework

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.:  ;-;

Toji Suzuhara:    how about we make some brownies instead? ;-;

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: or some crab cakes? ;-;

Toji Suzuhara:    or or or.... Sushi?

Toji Suzuhara:    we can make Tomago!

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: !HOW ABOUT YOU SHOVE YOUR HEADS UP EACH OTHERS
                         ASSES AND SHUT UP AND LET ME DO MY HOMEWORK

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: EVEN some complementary T-bone steaks ;-;

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: ^Homework

Rowen (bla)(Aloney's ^o^)(OPC): lmfao.

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: BUT WE WANNA DO YOUR BIDDING FATHER!!!!!

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: ;-;

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[478]

Toji Suzuhara:    Psh, that's the last time I ever wash his clothes

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: Just shut up <_<

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: Both of ya

Toji Suzuhara:    But we speak because we love you? ;-;

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: there goes his daily baths ;-;

Toji Suzuhara:    <3

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: x_x

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: lol

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: There goes your allowance!!!!!!

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: aww ;-;

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[479]

Toji Suzuhara:    There goes your naked espeh and me spngebathing you from head to toe =P

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: V_V

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: awww im gunna miss that ;-;

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: *Slaps both of them into last week*

Toji Suzuhara:    :good times, good times

.:Billy(HD):.[Wolfson]: ^Homework x_x

Toji Suzuhara:    That reminds me of a song

Ep(Insertname).¤Flying Paper¤.: *singz* Billeh you were ALWAYZ THERE IN NEED!
                                        with chains and a whip indeed o_O;

Toji Suzuhara:    "...I know the answers to my questions, they are purple
                   black and blue and they are waiting for me in my bed..."

Toji Suzuhara:    XD

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[480]

.¥†¤Zero Gundam-X¤†¥.: damnit.. i so need a vagina ;-;

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[481]

.«ƒÀ¡®¥». [À®wEn]: yesterday i sat on a banana...it was weird o.o

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[482]

User Info for Artemis0010101:

Hi! My name is Brice McCate! I collect Magic the Gathering trading cards and Pokemon cards. I am 19
years old and I plan on living with my parents till i find a nice plump women to take care of me for
years. I play with my mom all day and help her do chores. I have red curly hair, brown eyes, freckles
all over my body, wear think glasses, and wear pokemon t-shirts! I am the smartest person in my class
and I am pasty and white as Michael Jackson. I read all day and sometimes I read my mom's "special"
books that involve male human organs. I have no one on my buddy lst after 3 weeks. Feel free to IM me.
Im into D&D Erotic stories.

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[483]

FoxWithNoPants:   good ol' new milford, home of cows and.....cows.

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[484]

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: Toy Story was... hard.

FoxWithNoPants:   it was ok

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   I liked Toy Story because I was good at it. lol

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   I CAN'T EVER GET THE DAMN FIRE WOODY THEME OUT OF MY HEAD.

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   When you have to dunk his head in milk!

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: Oh god, lol.

Sonuvah:          you had to round up the other toys

Sonuvah:          omg, how do I remember this? o.0;

.±¤°º» Don Hiroshi «º°¤±.: Sad child >.>

Sonuvah:          lmao

Seiferº¹{BrokenTiger...·'¥'·}: lol <.<;;

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   lol

Sonuvah:          no!

Sonuvah:          I had a cool childhood!

Seiferº¹{BrokenTiger...·'¥'·}: lol

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[485]

~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: I'm gonna go out and have promiscuous sex with woodland creatures. e_e

.·•ƒei§†y D@T@•·. SEXY!!!!!: bye dan

~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: ...You actually believe me? o_O;;;

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[486]

*** Page from Bart: i bet steiner ish sexy under all that armor XP after all he got Beatrix @__@

*** Page from Rikku: hehe... well bea's half blind ;P

*** Page from Bart: MEANIE ;_______;

*** Page from Rikku: hehe

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[487]

Metal Alien VI: they used the word "KO" in reference to Golf.

Britty  q o o: o_O

Britty  q o o: how can you have a knockout in...golf?

Metal Alien VI: I don't know...unless you play my way. Then you take
                the golf club and beat the shit out of the opponent.

Britty  q o o: haha

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[488]

CronO:    :if theres a moo god out there, please give me +9
           charges and I'll sacrifice a young virgin on your behalf
Billy:     O.o;;
cecil:     0.o
GLeNN:     <_< ROFL

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[489]

Buraian16: Well, the vending machine in my school got
           stolen, even though it was barred up and shit o_O

Don DarkStalker: The whole machine? o_O;

Buraian16: yup yup

Don DarkStalker: Jesus, those are some hungry kids, lol.

Buraian16: *nod nod* lol

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[490]

Don DarkStalker: Don DarkStalker: Smoke some weed.
                 VaVaVirgil: No thanks, I don't smoke.
                 Don DarkStalker: Smoke some incense.
                 VaVaVirgil: I wouldn't do anything stupid.

Don DarkStalker: What's wrong with insence, praytell? Lol.

ChronoZid: lmao

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[491]

VahnX79 (9:31:19 AM): i'm sitting here and i'm wondering...
                      "WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING UP THIS EARLY?!" 

Luva sama (9:32:02 AM): lmao 

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[492]

edgahkun: eh wow i havent updated in a while...but...all i have to say for all this
          time...is........................uh..............im pretty n.n yep yep! im
          so pretty im so pretty! pretty pretty dancing~ n.n;;;;; okay *gets shot* later

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[493]

ChronoZid: I have a partical job at the airport =P

Don DarkStalker: partial, you mean? o_o

ChronoZid: are you mocking me?!  *slaps j00 with 4 one dollar bills*... four hath just owned j00

ChronoZid: ermm.. anyway!  yeah... partial

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[494]

Auto response from BillyHaeshoJC: ...*twitch* ...I have... *twitch* Just seen... *twitch twitch*
                                  *gulp* something...so horrifying...and... *gasp* sick...and...
                                  it's still here...it's coming for me......No...STAY BACK!!!!
                                  BACK!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!! (Just saw the new Dexter Episode...I
                                  need some mental stabilization...I'll be back in a moment x.x)

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[495]

NinjaBoyNeo: Don, yu have the sfx of Ultima spell? FF6?

Don DarkStalker: Nope.

NinjaBoyNeo: Damnit! Doesn't palace have some shit like that?

Don DarkStalker: Could be.

NinjaBoyNeo: !^*#$!%^ *humps Don!* lol

Don DarkStalker: o.O;

Don DarkStalker: That was...

Don DarkStalker: ...

Don DarkStalker: ...Uncalled for.

NinjaBoyNeo: You loved it, stfu. ;D

Don DarkStalker: Guh.

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[496]

(Talking about GTA3)

~¤§-Z §quall¤~:   Speaking of picking up hookers, I'll be right
                  back. I need to get some foods and drinks. 

Epsil™[ƒe¡§†y's](P): I never though beverages and tasty delights were hookers ._..

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[497]

Slayer Z:         lynx is..

Slayer Z:         a cat!

Celsis (WD):      lol >.>

Celsis (WD):      Lynx is a lynx

Slayer Z:         a cat! Xo

Celsis (WD):      a lynx is a cat lol

Celsis (WD):      a type of one =P

Slayer Z:         A CAT! Xo

~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Lynx is... ZID. >_>

Celsis (WD):      lol >.>

Slayer Z:         nuh!

Celsis (WD):      *hugs zid/lynx* n.n

Celsis (WD):      it's okay lol

Slayer Z:         whee

~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~:  ::Rips off Zid's "mask" to reveal... his skull:: o_o;
                       I guess he wasn't Lynx. n.n; ::Hides the body::

Slayer Z:         x.x;

Celsis (WD):      o.o

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[498]

Iori Yagami:      art

.ºArtemisFº.(Meep): yes?

Iori Yagami:      you know why you lost?

.ºArtemisFº.(Meep): ...im an idiot?

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[499]

Yama RayG: but then people will bring in there uber  gid strong  toothpick
           javilian and steal peoples kills with max dmg of a 5 digit number o-O

Yama RayG: er...

Yama RayG: ifnire the 5 digit number part o_o

Yama RayG: AH!... *stabs his keybaord with chopsticks which deal 5 digits worth of dmg*

Don DarkStalker: Lol

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