################################### # Palace Mumblings: Balamb Garden # ################################### /<<<<<<>>>>>\ <> \<<<<<<>>>>>/ Quotes #300-399 ==================================================================================================== /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ -:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-: ********************************************* *Short explanation of this document's title:* ********************************************* Mad Magazine has a little box on the Letters & Tomatoes page of each issue called "Mad Mumblings," random blurbs of nonsense from readers that end up being completely hillarious. In this light, I've taken the liberty of creating "Palace Mumblings," random one-liners and small conversations that are worth mention for their humor. Some are clever, some are perverted, some are non-sensical, and some are just downright fucked-up. Enjoy! -:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ ==================================================================================================== [300] Don DarkStalker: T is for trying, which Weirdy doesn't seem to do much of. Y is for Yarrow, Weirdy's last name. P is for proggy, a typing one Weridy refuses to get. O is for the mouth of "XO", which Weirdy screams in frustration. Don DarkStalker: What does it spell? TYPO! XP OneWingedWeirdy: B is for... Being a Bitch... okay so its two words... A is for... vlah i fucking give up x.o ==================================================================================================== [301] OneWingedWeirdy: B is for... Being a Bitch... okay so its two words... er.. three ^_^;;; A is for... Affable... so its a positive thing.. who cares.. S is for... Smart... something which Don is too much of from time to time XP T is for... Tsuzuki, Don's other alias A is for... Aw shit.. why? cuz.. im not good at coming up with good A-words XP R is for... Resiliant.. Don will never stop arguing until he has won. Arguing with him is the futility of all futilites D is for... Defiant... for not taking my advice when i said he'd do best to stay the FUCK away from mimi =P What does this all spell? BASTARD! OneWingedWeirdy: offended yet? Don DarkStalker: You were too lenient on me =P OneWingedWeirdy: yeah.. i wanted to use "Asshole" but im too nice XP ==================================================================================================== [302] Don DarkStalker: I should gut you like a fish, Mr. Yarrow. Don DarkStalker: Yarrow the Sparrow... riding a wheelbarrow. Don DarkStalker: On a street which is narrow. Don DarkStalker: Following that arrow. Don DarkStalker: Though you're not a pharoah. Don DarkStalker: I still like bone marrow. OneWingedWeirdy: <.< shut up.. Lifshitz of the dipshits, who i a.... YAAARGH! x.x;; OneWingedWeirdy: *is x.o Don DarkStalker: *Falls over laughing* ==================================================================================================== [303] t o k y o baka signed off at 6:09:02 PM. t o k y o baka signed on at 6:13:29 PM. t o k y o baka signed off at 6:18:38 PM. t o k y o baka signed on at 6:20:04 PM. t o k y o baka signed off at 6:21:11 PM. t o k y o baka signed on at 6:26:09 PM. Don DarkStalker: I see you still have AOL... lol t o k y o baka: yeah rofl x.x;; ==================================================================================================== [304] SpyGuy.EXE: MMMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nagano (Don) ЋКЄ.: >_> .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nagano (Don) ЋКЄ.: *Milks Spy* SpyGuy.EXE: X.x! SpyGuy.EXE: DONT TOUCH ME THERE YOU PERVERT! ==================================================================================================== [305] Izumi-ChanБ: WILL YOU HAVE MY CHILDREN?!?! .Ryoko.: -sweatdrop- ==================================================================================================== [306] Don DarkStalker: I've completely lost track of time. Don DarkStalker: What day is it? ChronoZid: day? ChronoZid: er. ChronoZid: good saturday Don DarkStalker: Oh. I thought it was Bad Tuesday. ChronoZid: not me.. ChronoZid: I thought it was Gay Thursday ==================================================================================================== [307] ~Є-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-Є~: You know what I'm gonna do? <~>BeХtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): hum? .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Kill someone with a peanut butter sandwich? ~Є-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-Є~: I'm gonna eat a full spongecake at 1:45 AM. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Oh. ~Є-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-Є~: You know why? ~Є-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-Є~: BECAUSE I CAN! .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Good idea. <~>BeХtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): lol ~Є-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-Є~: ^Fridge. <~>BeХtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): :you're a weirdo don=P ==================================================================================================== [308] Luva sama: moo Don DarkStalker: Neigh <-< Luva sama: lol Luva sama: nikki: neow Don DarkStalker: Ruff. >.> Luva sama: lol ==================================================================================================== [309] Don DarkStalker: Did I ever rant about how rediculously fun Grand Theft Auto 3 is? o-O; Arcalaiwings: lol Arcalaiwings: i dunno, maybe Don DarkStalker: Well, IT'S FUN! =P Don DarkStalker: Although it desensitizes you like hell after playing it for too long lol Arcalaiwings: lol Don DarkStalker: I went out to eat with my friend this morning after playing GTA3 for hours on end, and we two cop cars parked to the side of the road. We're started saying, "Ok, let's shoot a civilian, wait for the cops to run after us, beat them senseless, and steal the police car!" Arcalaiwings: haha ==================================================================================================== [310] Don DarkStalker: VahnX79: DON SAVE US!!!! Don DarkStalker: o-O'? VahnX79: cels ate the candy god!! the candy will disappear without their god *watches jelly beans crumble to dust and flow away in the wind* ;.; Don DarkStalker: NO! *Spins around twice and gains Uzi ala' GTA3* She must PAY! VahnX79: yes she must, but i am to weak without my candy, it's up to you *falls to ground* Don DarkStalker: o_O; lol Arcalaiwings: lmao Don DarkStalker: *Charges at you kamikaze-style with AK-47 assault rifle blazing* DIIIIEEEEE!!!! Arcalaiwings: .......... Don DarkStalker: ...Did I win? o_O; lol Arcalaiwings: ...no.. Don DarkStalker: D'oh. ._. Don DarkStalker: VahnX79: yeah, she's invincible, while she has the candy god in her ;.; Arcalaiwings: mwaha Arcalaiwings: *chucks a hug at you* Xp Arcalaiwings: lmao Arcalaiwings: hugs are good ^_^ Don DarkStalker: Ahhhh!!! *Loses 99% life* I must heal! *Taps R2, R2, L1, R1, spins around twice counter-clockwise* Health cheat! Waha! Arcalaiwings: >>; Don DarkStalker: *Taps R2, R2, L1, R2, spins around twice counter-clockwise* Weapons cheat! *Whips out rocket launcher and blasts Cels 20 times* Arcalaiwings: ............ Arcalaiwings: okay, a little to much grand theft auto there Don DarkStalker: I know. <.> Arcalaiwings: lol Arcalaiwings: here *gives you a hug* Don DarkStalker: *Looks at hug* *Looks at Cels* ARGH! *Jumps at her, reaches down her throat, and pulls out the candy god* Arcalaiwings: >.>;; Don DarkStalker: BE FREE, CANDY GOD! BEEEE FREEEEE!!!! Arcalaiwings: o.O; Don DarkStalker: *Watches chocolates burst into bloom* Arcalaiwings: ..........<.<;; ==================================================================================================== [311] Don DarkStalker: Why do you two want to be men? x_X; Luva sama: bc they have more fun <.> lol Don DarkStalker: No we don't x_X Luva sama: lmao Luva sama: youre just one guy tho lol Don DarkStalker: We're the ones who work out asses off for you women ._. Luva sama: lol Don DarkStalker: We just want to be loooooved ;-; Luva sama: we wanna be men so we can have boyfriends lmao Don DarkStalker: <_<; Luva sama: lol Don DarkStalker: Umm... can't you already have boyfriends as girls? Don DarkStalker: ...with a bit more social acceptance? Luva sama: yes but ..its more fun the other way <.> lol Don DarkStalker: O______o; Luva sama: rofl ==================================================================================================== [312] Luva sama: nikki wants u to read her fics lol Don DarkStalker: I ALREADY DID! ._________. Don DarkStalker: I've heard enough about "chocolate strands" to last me quite some time, thank you very much o_O; Luva sama: lmao ==================================================================================================== [313] Luva sama: lol nikki wants to know if youll put em on your site XP lol Don DarkStalker: I'm hoping to get some normal hentai-fics in there as well as yaoi <_>; Luva sama: lolxp Luva sama: she has a duo and quatre one where duos a woman <_> lol Don DarkStalker: O________________________o; *Cough* Luva sama: lol Luva sama: she gets pregnant too lol Don DarkStalker: ...Thank you. e.e;;;;;; Don DarkStalker: *Goes off to rinse mind in sink* Luva sama: lmao ==================================================================================================== [314] king0fn0pants: har, i can call you 4 eyes now Britty qOo: you best not, or I'll be calling you one testicle king0fn0pants: see, that won't affect me, because i know it's not true Britty qOo: you missed the point king0fn0pants: uh......point? Britty qOo: call me 4 eyes, and you will only have one testicle. ==================================================================================================== [315] Izumi-ChanБ: *jumps on mel's back* i love you!!! .^ЄMellyЄ^.[Aishteru!К]: o_o; Izumi-ChanБ: lol Izumi-ChanБ: *waves at rin while riding mel's back* hey rin =D .Ўinoa.: O.O;;;;;;;;;; .^ЄMellyЄ^.[Aishteru!К]: that didnt sound good iz o_O Izumi-ChanБ: :oh boy, youre right .^ЄMellyЄ^.[Aishteru!К]: lmfao .Ўinoa.: NO MORE SIBLINGS NO MORE! .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Riding Mel... ::cough:: Izumi-ChanБ: *rofl* .Ўinoa.: *hides* ;.; ==================================================================================================== [316] ~Ћ:EDgAH:Л~: i fricken love sloppy joe.. Sloppy Joe: I love you too, Nick >.> ~Ћ:EDgAH:Л~: <_< ~Ћ:EDgAH:Л~: the food Sloppy Joe: Awww. ._. ==================================================================================================== [317] * Celsis (WD) * i wish that evil rat didn't chew through the SN's power cord ;.; * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * Was it on the floor? * Celsis (WD) * yeah * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * Eep. * Celsis (WD) * =/ * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * #1 rule of video games * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * NEVER leave the console on the floor. * Celsis (WD) * lol * Celsis (WD) * well, we have to table for it * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * I fear for my PS2... * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * Since I have a new baby brother on the way... * Celsis (WD) * wow o.o * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * I'm afraid of him jamming peanut butter inside the PS2 disk slot or something x.X lol * Celsis (WD) * lmao * Celsis (WD) * aww * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * Which is why it shall be on a HIGH shelf from now on =p lol ==================================================================================================== [318] * Celsis (WD) * ur 14 right? * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * Yup. * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * 15 come this July. * Celsis (WD) * wow o.o * Celsis (WD) * that sounds cool lol * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * Only another year or so until I get that heavenly slip of laminated paper... * Celsis (WD) * ? * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * ...a driver's permit. @_@ * Celsis (WD) * lmao ==================================================================================================== [319] * Celsis (WD) * i have mulan's "refection" on me comp * Celsis (WD) * both verstions. * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * I used to sing that song so beautifully ^_^ * Celsis (WD) * lol * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * Then... * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * I hit puberty. ;-; * Celsis (WD) * lmao * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * Gone were my singing days ;-; * Celsis (WD) * aw =p * Celsis (WD) * that's why u practice again? * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * I tried rofl * Celsis (WD) * lol * .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ. * I sound like a dying donkey when I hit a high note ^_^; * Celsis (WD) * lmao ==================================================================================================== [320] darkfox9: I am horny I need sex really bad That's just how i feel tonight, lol. moike: you have a credit card, h00r. go find a prostitute that accepts plastic ;x darkfox9: dude, hookers don't accept credit cards. Unless they're selling themselves next to an ATM or a bank or something. moike: dude this is like, the twenty first century or something. of course they accept credit cards. darkfox9: Dude, you need a credit card machine to use a credit card. I'm sure Visa or mastercard doesn't give hookers credit cards. I mean, what is it going to say on my statement? 4/4/02 $20.00 Elm St. Corner Slut Doesn't make sense man, no way. moike: they make portable things or something and they only need to write your name and credit card number and billing address or something down y0 darkfox9: Dude, they're hookers, they're not fancy corporate bigwigs. They give bj for 10 bucks, and hang out at the corner of elm and main. I doubt they have anything fancy to collect credit card information with. ==================================================================================================== [321] king0fn0pants: what were you doing with nash's belt that got it in your couch? Britty qOo: use your imagination king0fn0pants: *thinks* king0fn0pants: :-\ Britty qOo: :D king0fn0pants: i have a feeling by the end of this thing you're going to have all the characters roped up and in your basement Britty qOo: >D king0fn0pants: yup, looks like it Britty qOo: why by the end? Britty qOo: why not now? Britty qOo: lol :P king0fn0pants: well, it can't really go on if everyone is tied up in your basement king0fn0pants: unless you're going to have the next bunch just you whipping and doing all kinds of freaky stuff to them... king0fn0pants: .....oh ==================================================================================================== [322] .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Who here has ever played GTA3? <.< >.> SpyGuy.EXE: me .^ЄMellyЄ^.[Ayame!К]: me! XD SpyGuy.EXE: you can pick up prostitutes in the game O.o .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: I can't figure out how to pick them up ;-; SpyGuy.EXE: >.> .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: I get so frustrated that I end up running them over ;-; .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: lol ==================================================================================================== [323] MKucsma2: dude, want me to predict the next 30 years of your life? king0fn0pants: sure! MKucsma2: ok cool MKucsma2: *goes into deep meditative state* MKucsma2: I see. MKucsma2: I seeeeeee... MKucsma2: I see you sitting on a couch with a can of beer. king0fn0pants: i don't like beer though, bleh MKucsma2: you are grotesquely overweight and are living with a parent. king0fn0pants: dude, i'm 6'4", and i weigh 130lbs. Overweight will never happen MKucsma2: Yes it will. MKucsma2: and i will explain why MKucsma2: you will not have lost your virginity in the next 30 years MKucsma2: thus making you go into a deep depressed state where you eat entire animals for snacks. MKucsma2: mainly pigs. king0fn0pants: *stabs* MKucsma2: rofl ==================================================================================================== [324] Metal Alien VI: you're a vampire? what the hell do you do suck the alcahol out of drunks? king0fn0pants: wow, that's a pretty good idea king0fn0pants: but it depends on what the drunk drank king0fn0pants: i'm not going to suck a bum if he's had nothing but gin all night king0fn0pants: oh man, that sounds bad ==================================================================================================== [325] VahnX79: *causes Death (my char) to appear infront of you* Don DarkStalker: <.< ::Gives him a Conker tail:: I R invincible now. ^_^ VahnX79: >.> you do know he's invincible and can do anything he wants to with his mind, he's like a god Don DarkStalker: But I have a Conker tail! Death can't touch me! VahnX79: he doesn't have to, just slice and cut and die you into tiny bite size bits ^_^ Don DarkStalker: He's not allowed to, I have a Conker tail, and the agreement to death is that he can't kill me as long as I have one. ^_^ Don DarkStalker: Haven't you ever played Conker's Bad Fur Day!? VahnX79: no Don DarkStalker: Ah, lol. Don DarkStalker: Well, Conker Tails guarentee Death cannot claim you. Don DarkStalker: And I just happen to have one. Don DarkStalker: Nyar ^_^ VahnX79: *Death snaps his fingers and the conker tails disappers* Don DarkStalker: ...Meep. Don DarkStalker: ::Sticks head underground like an ostrich:: VahnX79: *Death points palm at you and you are lifted into the air unable to move* Don DarkStalker: ...::Somehow manages to move and starts dancing in midair:: VahnX79: o.O;; you look gay dancing liek that =p Don DarkStalker: ::Cuts dancing in the middle of an *N'SYNC song:: What did you say? <_< VahnX79: *Death makes you explode* Don DarkStalker: ::Keeps dancing in the underworld:: VahnX79: *send you to heaven to get rid of you* Don DarkStalker: ::Hacks into all TV stations and broadcasts footage of him dancing everywhere:: VahnX79: *uses it as a torture device to annoy humans in hell* ^_^ ==================================================================================================== [326] Don DarkStalker: When is your birthday, Pat? Izlude Tingel DX: June 21. Don DarkStalker: Ah, alright. Don DarkStalker: Expect a mini-skirt and fishnets in the mail around the middle of June. Izlude Tingel DX: *Falls over* Don DarkStalker: If I can get your address, I'm serious about sending them. Lol. Izlude Tingel DX: You better not. lol Izlude Tingel DX: I'll send them right back! Don DarkStalker: Well, damnit... Izlude Tingel DX: I'll confiscate all leather pants, though. ==================================================================================================== [327] Izlude Tingel DX: ONE MORE TI-IME! *busts a groove* Don DarkStalker: Grah, Daft Punk x.X Izlude Tingel DX: Oh yeah, aw right! Don't stop the dan-see-an! Izlude Tingel DX: Dude, it came up randomly. I'm just, like, breakdancing. ==================================================================================================== [328] Don DarkStalker: Evil "One More Time"! Begone! ::Puts on "Aerodynamic":: Izlude Tingel DX: I feel like I just met an old friend. Izlude Tingel DX: No! Give in to your hate, Dan! Izlude Tingel DX: Join me! We can have legions of bad music for the taking!@ Don DarkStalker: GRAH! ::Cranks up volume:: ==================================================================================================== [329] Izlude Tingel DX: Also, I forgot to mention this earlier, but... Izlude Tingel DX: I AM YOUR FATHER. Don DarkStalker: O_O; Izlude Tingel DX: Join me and we will rule the galaxy! ==================================================================================================== [330] Don DarkStalker: So that explains the leather pants in my closet... Izlude Tingel DX: GIMME. Don DarkStalker: NEVER! ::Pulls out lightsabre:: Izlude Tingel DX: Fine! It seems that my ways don't please you! *pulls out doublesaber* Don DarkStalker: ...I assume that's why you have make-up up, Mr. Maul? Izlude Tingel DX: Don't forget the coolass red contacts. ==================================================================================================== [331] Izlude Tingel DX: We shall now polka! The winner will reign as music master! Don DarkStalker: ::GASP:: Don DarkStalker: P-p-p...POLKA? Don DarkStalker: ::Knees shake:: Izlude Tingel DX: YES. IT'S THE MOST EVIL MUSIC IN THE GALAXY. ==================================================================================================== [332] Izlude Tingel DX: You're scared, aren't you! Give in to your fear! Don DarkStalker: ...Sounds like a plan to me. ::Shrieks like a little girl, and runs around in circles with his arms stretched out behind him and tears streaming backwards in the wind:: Izlude Tingel DX: YES. Izlude Tingel DX: I HAVE WON! Izlude Tingel DX: I AM THE SUPREME MUSIC MASTER. ==================================================================================================== [333] Don DarkStalker: Wait just a damn minute, Darth Pat! Don DarkStalker: I have yet to unleash my trump card! Izlude Tingel DX: Oh? Izlude Tingel DX: And it is? I have won already! Don DarkStalker: ::Hurls *N'SYNC album in his face:: Izlude Tingel DX: AHHHHHH Izlude Tingel DX: I'M MELTING Izlude Tingel DX: MELTING Izlude Tingel DX: MELTING! Izlude Tingel DX: Fammit, what a cruel world. Don DarkStalker: Hey hey! Not on the linoleum floor! Izlude Tingel DX: Too late. lol Don DarkStalker: Bahh... ::gets the sponge:: ==================================================================================================== [334] Izlude Tingel DX: What if I sucked in your petty sponge! Don DarkStalker: Then I'd get a Swiffer Sweeper? ::shrugs:: Izlude Tingel DX: Eek. Izlude Tingel DX: Okay, yeah, use the sponge. Don DarkStalker: Lol. ==================================================================================================== [335] MKucsma2: omg, i need a razor that has 9337382 blades Don DarkStalker: ...I think the Norelco has 3. MKucsma2: i have a manly silver and black razor made by gilette, i think. MKucsma2: it has three Don DarkStalker: So just buy 3112460.67 of them. MKucsma2: =( ==================================================================================================== [336] MKucsma2: bubble gum costs more than a dollar =( Don DarkStalker: It costs 25 cents. Don DarkStalker: Unless you live in a Nazi country. MKucsma2: PA is a nazi country? Don DarkStalker: I guess. MKucsma2: weird. MKucsma2: i always thought it was an american state Don DarkStalker: Neo-nazis? Don DarkStalker: Skinheads? Don DarkStalker: Hell, I dunno. MKucsma2: more like amish people and polish people Don DarkStalker: Amish people are cool. Don DarkStalker: ...Ok, not really. MKucsma2: right. MKucsma2: theyre like MKucsma2: "A METAL WAGON THAT MOVES WITHOUT HORSES!" MKucsma2: "DEMONS I SAY!" ==================================================================================================== [336] Chrono NiKKi: I get into a very strange state of mind after reading about Lestat for hours Don DarkStalker: ::Pulls his shirt over his neck:: ^_^;;; Chrono NiKKi: >:] Chrono NiKKi: <.>;' Don DarkStalker: <_< lmao ==================================================================================================== [337] Chrono NiKKi: Louis' name is long... Louis du Pointe du Lac lol <.> least i think that's it Don DarkStalker: I'll call him du du! ^o^ Don DarkStalker: Ermm... <.>;;; Chrono NiKKi: =p ==================================================================================================== [338] .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I'm no doggy, dammit! >=O Hitoribochi Art 1/6: you're somewhat one .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: No, not at all. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: somewhat (itallic) .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I'm all wolfy v.v Hitoribochi Art 1/6: don't make me call you poochie .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Don't make me eat your throat for lunch v.v Hitoribochi Art 1/6: don't make me get some random horny girl to s3x0r some werewolves under the cool, but silent moon .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: v.v; Hitoribochi Art 1/6: A.A ==================================================================================================== [339] Don DarkStalker: OneWingedWeirdy: i have seven versions of myself x.x;; Don DarkStalker: Fun o.O OneWingedWeirdy: yeah =P Don DarkStalker: 7-3=4. ^^; Don DarkStalker: ::Pulling at straws for that one:: OneWingedWeirdy: >.> dont start with me ChronoZid: 4... ChronoZid: 4.. o.o; ChronoZid: 4!!!!!!!!!!!!! Don DarkStalker: "And so it begins..." ==================================================================================================== [340] .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Let's take Lugias advice. .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Send him off to the zoo to mate with other Billies. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol Celsis (WD): lol .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: One problem... .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: There ARE no other Billies. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I killed all of them. Celsis (WD): then make some more billys? .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: So let's turn Billy in a hermaphrodite. Then he can impregnate himself. .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: And life shall go on. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: ah .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Hell no. Celsis (WD): lol .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Well, Don... your solution could be the best. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: maybe we need some female Billies Celsis (WD): o_o .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: I think Epsil can fit that role. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lmao Celsis (WD): o_o ==================================================================================================== [341] (Harle = Feli) Harle: you gotta ask yourself.. DO I FEEL CLUCKY?! Quina: Lol o_o; Barret: nope not at all Magus: do you? .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: v.v No, but I sure do feel funky! Harle: lol billy =p ==================================================================================================== [342] Hitoribochi Art 1/6: everyone's secretly trying to take over the world Hitoribochi Art 1/6: the taliban, america, hell, even Australia Toji Suzuhara: lol .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: ...::cracks up:: .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Australia rules the world. .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: That'll be the day. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol, yeah Toji Suzuhara: I like Australia's approach "wait until they surrender!!!!" Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lmao Toji Suzuhara: they will... someday Toji Suzuhara: just you wait Hitoribochi Art 1/6: I bet they're plotting as we speak .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: I thought they just drop dingos and koalas into the warzone. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: and boxing kangaroos.. .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Oh yeah. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: they'll drop our soldiers in an instant Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Just like that Tom and Jerry cartoon ==================================================================================================== [343] Toji Suzuhara: do you have any idea how sad an Australian army would be? Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol, yeah Hitoribochi Art 1/6: yes >.> Toji Suzuhara: Australia's population is slightly larger than that of LA Toji Suzuhara: *chuckle* Hitoribochi Art 1/6: i'd laugh if they conquered the world though Toji Suzuhara: lmao! .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: What do you think of when you think "Australia"?... Koalas, dingos, kangaroos, surfing, crocs, croc hunters, rugby... and "g'day, mate!" ==================================================================================================== [344] Toji Suzuhara: oh! and Australia was the first country to do a successful heart transplant Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: ...After how many botched attempts, praytell? Toji Suzuhara: lol Toji Suzuhara: one less than every other country? ^_^; .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: ...And into what insect? Lol. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: v.v Toji Suzuhara: human, lol .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: No... don't tell me they actually... did it to a human? Toji Suzuhara: yeah o.o .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Where did they get the funding for real scalpals!? Hitoribochi Art 1/6: beats me .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: They only have the plastic ones from the Fisher-Price sets! Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol ==================================================================================================== [345] .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: I bet Australian surgeons use those plastic knifes that come with Play-Doh for open heart surgery... Hitoribochi Art 1/6: haha Toji Suzuhara: I used to have those ;-; Hitoribochi Art 1/6: I bet they do the same with hamburgers Toji Suzuhara: err... cerated steak knives ^_^; ==================================================================================================== [346] Hitoribochi Art 1/6: and Operation...that game was fun Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: The commercial got to me, though. .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: ::twitch:: Hitoribochi Art 1/6: v.v Toji Suzuhara: is it water on the knee? .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: OPERATION! Hitoribochi Art 1/6: operation! Toji Suzuhara: It's a whole bucket, see? Hitoribochi Art 1/6: operation! Toji Suzuhara: lol .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Wow.. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: operation! Hitoribochi Art 1/6: ? .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: ...we've officially hit rock bottom. =P Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol ==================================================================================================== [347] .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Something about that AV... .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: ...Makes me want to riverdance on a pig. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol ==================================================================================================== [348] Toji Suzuhara: put the pieces into the slots, make the right selection! Toji Suzuhara: but be QUICK you're racing the clock: Pop goes perfection Hitoribochi Art 1/6: perfection.. .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Oh man, lol. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: I hated that game, I never won .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: I tried playing Perfection once. .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: I sat on the pieces when they popped up. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lmao .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: I'm like .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: "YOU STAY DOWN, BITCH!" ==================================================================================================== [349] .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: ...I suddenly have the crazy urge to play Scrabble. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol Toji Suzuhara: o.O Hitoribochi Art 1/6: too bad there isint scrabble online .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: That'd rule. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: yup .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: I'd be making up words left and right. Toji Suzuhara: lol Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol Toji Suzuhara: Qwidgiebo .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: "qwidgiebo"! Hitoribochi Art 1/6: "qwertyuiop" .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Lol. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lmao .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Simpsons XP Hitoribochi Art 1/6: yup yup Toji Suzuhara: *laugh* best word ever ==================================================================================================== [350] .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: I swear, when I get up to heaven... .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Homer Simpson will be my god. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol <.< .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: And he'll be eating pork rinds. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: haha .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: And I will bow to him. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: that'd be soo funny .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Homer: Hey, God? God: Yes? Homer: What's the meaning of life? God: Oh, you'll know that when you die. Homer: Ooooh, but I can't wait that long! God: You can't wait six months? Homer: But I wanna know noooow! God: Oh... alright... ::cut to credits:: Toji Suzuhara: XD Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol ==================================================================================================== [351] Hitoribochi Art 1/6: :Sheik rules in SSBM Toji Suzuhara: lol *charges up spike and then walks around with them charged* .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: I still play the old-school SSB .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: ::0wnz with... Mario. o_O;:: Toji Suzuhara: Mario... o.O lol ==================================================================================================== [352] Hitoribochi Art 1/6: :Link is the man =p .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Link and Ness. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol Toji Suzuhara: :Samusss! ;-; Hitoribochi Art 1/6: A.A .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Fox was one of the best. Toji Suzuhara: : Samus! V_V; .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Fox 0wnz Samus. Toji Suzuhara: eww no .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Here's a typical round of Fox VS. Samus .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Samus charges her blaster. .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Fox hits the reflector shield. .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Samus, like an idiot, fires. .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Rebound, and boom. .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Bye bye Samus. ==================================================================================================== [353] .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Billy needs a very large bathtub shoved up his ass. ==================================================================================================== [354] .КЄЛ HTC Burner (Don) ЋЄК.: Somebody complete this sentance for me. .КЄЛ HTC Burner (Don) ЋЄК.: "Why is dishwashing liquid made with real lemons...." .АЄЛSlayer ZЋЄА.: ...and stuff that makes j00 sneeze" .КЄЛ HTC Burner (Don) ЋЄК.: Not quite v-V ==================================================================================================== [355] .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: My shoes are untied ;-; Hitoribochi Art 1/6: indeed *flicks Billy's nose when he looks down* ==================================================================================================== [356] |_Otaru_|: jon davi with static hair.. |_Otaru_|: billy.. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Imagine this guy with Wayne Static hair XD Wiciarus: BON JOVI WITH STATIC X HAIR! Wiciarus: lol |_Otaru_|: hell.. anyone with static hair XP .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: lmao |_Otaru_|: lmao .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Wayne Static with Wayne Static hair! .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: AHAHAHAHAHA...er. |_Otaru_|: *gasp* =p .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: <_<>_> |_Otaru_|: lol ==================================================================================================== [357] (12:05 AM) OneWingedWeirdy: i think the **counts** 5th one looks like a frog x.x;; Don DarkStalker: Lol e_e; OneWingedWeirdy: don't you agree? =P Don DarkStalker: ...NO QUESTIONS AT MIDNIGHT! Xo!!! OneWingedWeirdy: XP fine ==================================================================================================== [358] MKucsma2: one day we're going to end up with a population of three year old smokers masturbating in front of their kiddie computers Don DarkStalker: <_<;;; Don DarkStalker: You're not very optomistic about America, are you? MKucsma2: are you? ;x Don DarkStalker: ::shrugs:: Don DarkStalker: I don't give it much thought. MKucsma2: we elected bush, dude ==================================================================================================== [359] t o k y o baka: poor children ;.; Don DarkStalker: 3 year old masturbating smokers... t o k y o baka: ;.; Don DarkStalker: ...France, anyone? t o k y o baka: lolol ==================================================================================================== [360] .Ўinoa. [Yuka Shindo]: Izumi-ChanБ: come get it everyone =D Izumi-ChanБ: lol, thats not the everyone i meant!!! .Ўinoa. [Yuka Shindo]: lolol surrrreee .^ЄMellyЄ^.[Ayame!К]: watch out aaron=p SpyGuy.EXE: O.O!!!!!!!!! SpyGuy.EXE: AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH Izumi-ChanБ: hey aaron, you me and the bed tonight SpyGuy.EXE: *Sits his ass down on a chair* DONT TOUCH MEEEEEEEEE .Ўinoa. [Yuka Shindo]: OOOOOH!! .Ўinoa. [Yuka Shindo]: yaoi! .Ўinoa. [Yuka Shindo]: *gets camera* SpyGuy.EXE: saljfhsakjhga SpyGuy.EXE: AUYI*U#W SpyGuy.EXE: NO YAOI Izumi-ChanБ: you know you want some of this asian love =D SpyGuy.EXE: NO YAOI!!! ==================================================================================================== [361] Izumi-ChanБ: now now, you cant resist me ^_^ SpyGuy.EXE: *grabs ice and shoves it down izumis pants* .Ўinoa. [Yuka Shindo]: LOLOLOL Izumi-ChanБ: thanks for burning out the fire in my pants ^_^ SpyGuy.EXE: AJLHG .Ўinoa. [Yuka Shindo]: aahah SpyGuy.EXE: AOUIGNGNGNGHkjgd ==================================================================================================== [362] VahnX79: *throws empty sprite bottle at you* RiKKuLiCiOuS: *dies* lol VahnX79: a loser and a wuss, AND a ho, that's 3 strikes, you're out, game over, go straight to jail, do not pass go, do not collect $200 RiKKuLiCiOuS: LMAO ==================================================================================================== [363] Don DarkStalker: Why are all these Canadian bands so good? o_O;; Don DarkStalker: ::Listening to Default:: OneWingedWeirdy: cuz OneWingedWeirdy: just like Bioware and relic... we have kick ass bands and game developers XP Don DarkStalker: ...But we have Disneyland. ^_^ OneWingedWeirdy: fuck you =P Don DarkStalker: =P ==================================================================================================== [364] SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): *runs around the room looking for melly* .^ЄMellyЄ^.[Ophelia!К]: aaron silly =p im under your bed SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): =O .:Talbain:.[Wolf][Metalhead]: Sex scene coming up...cover your eyes, children. SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): No peaking! .^ЄMellyЄ^.[Ophelia!К]: yuh! .:Talbain:.[Wolf][Metalhead]: <_< Vid camera's, anyone? .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: I'm not peeking, I'm filming. ^_^ .:Talbain:.[Wolf][Metalhead]: =P SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): Ey! .:Talbain:.[Wolf][Metalhead]: lmao .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: >_> lol ==================================================================================================== [365] SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): No cameras or flash photography .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: "Flash" photography? You're naked! SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): ..... SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): STOP LOOKING! SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): *runsaway* ==================================================================================================== [366] .:Talbain:.[Wolf][Metalhead]: Well, obviously I'm hated by yet another person...yay ^_^ SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): i still wuv you billah .:Talbain:.[Wolf][Metalhead]: LIES <_< SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): nuh uh .:Talbain:.[Wolf][Metalhead]: Anyhow... .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: >.> Even so, Billy... .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Are you prepared for Spy's love? SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): EY SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): I DONT WUV HIM THAT WAY! SpyGuy[PDA](It's Summer! =D): o.o .:Talbain:.[Wolf][Metalhead]: <_< ...Dude, you made that sound sick. .:Talbain:.[Wolf][Metalhead]: Good job. .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: =P ==================================================================================================== [367] .Retarded Goddess.[feliК]: >_>... .Retarded Goddess.[feliК]: retard. .Retarded Goddess.[feliК]: *smacks him around* (Otaku adds "[retard]" to his name) .Retarded Goddess.[feliК]: >_> lmfao .Retarded Goddess.[feliК]: otaku >P i didn't mean it =p otaku biru [retard]: *shrug* my name needed spicing up ^^ .Retarded Goddess.[feliК]: lmfaaoo. .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Awww, two young retards. Isn't it sweet? .Retarded Goddess.[feliК]: *urge to attack don rising* .Є~NiKKi~Є. (Souma Ayame)(-_-): Guys...guys...x.x .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: ::Makes kissy noises and such:: ==================================================================================================== [368] otaku biru [retard]: *urge to....... *plays with toes** .Retarded Goddess.[feliК]: ... >_> otaku biru: <______< j00 ph33r my toes! ph33r THEM ==================================================================================================== [369] .Retarded Goddess.[feliК]: :grin and nod, people, grin and nod. .Є~NiKKi~Є. (Souma Ayame)(-_-): *stands between don and melly* don't fight lol .Retarded Goddess.[feliК]: o.o Slayer Z: thats feli >.> .Retarded Goddess.[feliК]: :D .Retarded Goddess.[feliК]: *strangles don* nikki said MELLY, not feli! XD .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Damnit, now... e_e; .Retarded Goddess.[feliК]: *pulls on his tail* muaha. *squeak* .Є~NiKKi~Є. (Souma Ayame)(-_-): dammit >.o .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: ::Pinches Feli's jugular vein:: .Retarded Goddess.[feliК]: *dies* .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Wheeee. n.n .Retarded Goddess.[feliК]: :cheating bugger =p ==================================================================================================== [370] (Saik = Beetlejuice) Ty-Ler (CrackHeader): beetlejuice, beetlejuice, BEETLEJUICE! Beetlejuice?: <_< Beetlejuice?: ... Beetlejuice?: Iiiiiiiits SHOWTIME >=D .ЋРЁЎЅЛ. [РЎwEn]:: XD!! .ЄЇarisЄ.: lol Beetlejuice?: <_< ok thats all you get .ЋРЁЎЅЛ. [РЎwEn]: aw v.v; ==================================================================================================== [371] Don DarkStalker: Do do do.... 4. ChronoZid: dude.. im gonna cut my hair and.. *.* Don DarkStalker: Lol ChronoZid: >.>... 4.. @-@ Don DarkStalker: '4' looks like 'A' with it's leg amputated o.O ChronoZid: 4 ownz A ChronoZid: hey youre right.. Don DarkStalker: Lol. ==================================================================================================== [372] .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: I can play the SMB's Ghost House music on my guitar... o_o; Silhouette[Z?]: I know how to play the Mario theme on the piano - hah! Paper beats scissors, collect 200 dollars, a tree fell on your house, pay $300 unless you have insurance. ==================================================================================================== [372] |_Otaru_|: booo <> .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: ::Shrieks and jumps into Serge's arms:: Don't scare me like that! ;-; |_Otaru_|: lmao o.o . :ЄMimЇКАЄ:.{Rawr!}: o.o; |_Otaru_|: aww don and sergey are so cuutttee together =p .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: <.< >.> DarkSergeyКА: *castrates james* |_Otaru_|: x.x ==================================================================================================== [373] ChronoZid: AHHH!! ChronoZid: oh.. thats you? Don DarkStalker: <_< You're such a bastard... lol ChronoZid: lol ChronoZid: ok ok fine.. ChronoZid: don.. J0R DEAD SEXAH!! XD! Don DarkStalker: <_< I would rather you just called me ugly o-O;;;;;; ==================================================================================================== [374] Izlude Tingel DX: You look familiar. o_O Don DarkStalker: O_o;;;; Izlude Tingel DX: Like... I swear I've seen you before. lol Don DarkStalker: Lol. Don DarkStalker: Maybe that's because... Don DarkStalker: I'M OUTSIDE YOUR WINDOW WITH A DAGGER?! Izlude Tingel DX: AHHHHHH Izlude Tingel DX: Wait, no you aren't. lol Don DarkStalker: ::Taps on glass:: Izlude Tingel DX: AHHH WRONG WINDOW Don DarkStalker: Waha! ::Lunges at him:: Izlude Tingel DX: That's no good! lol Don DarkStalker: Lol. :P ==================================================================================================== [375] Arcalaiwings: lmao, i have to tantalus theme stuck in my head x.o Don DarkStalker: I have... Twizted Sister... stuck in my head. x_X Arcalaiwings: lol Don DarkStalker: We're not gonna take it! No, we ain't gonna take it! We're not gonna take it anymore! Don DarkStalker: <_>;;; DAMN YOU, VH1! Arcalaiwings: o.o; lol Arcalaiwings: i got la bamba in my head now Don DarkStalker: o_O;;; lmao Don DarkStalker: La la la la la la bamba! Arcalaiwings: lol Don DarkStalker: La la la la la la bamba, nobody-else-in-the-world-knows-the-rest-of-the-lyrics! Don DarkStalker: ::Rambles:: Arcalaiwings: lol Arcalaiwings: the rest of it is in spanish Arcalaiwings: or something like it Don DarkStalker: Oh god, lol. Don DarkStalker: You just got the Macarena stuck in my head, damnit. >.O; lol Arcalaiwings: lmao!!! Arcalaiwings: oh man x.o Arcalaiwings: hey macarena! ah! Arcalaiwings: X.O Don DarkStalker: ::Dies:: X_x; lol ==================================================================================================== [376] Buraian16: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Don DarkStalker: Omg, like, hiiiiii!!! =D Buraian16: HI! Don DarkStalker: HIYA!!! Buraian16: LIKE, WANNA GO SHOPPING!? THEY HAVE A SALE AT RAVE GIRL! Don DarkStalker: OMG, LIKE, R U SERIOUS? I <3 SHOPPING! OMG, I GOTTA GET MY DAD'S CREDIT CARD! Buraian16: YES! SERIOUS! OKAY! TALK TO U LATER! Buraian16: BUH BYE! Don DarkStalker: OKAY, BUH BAI! XOXOXO Buraian16: : ) Don DarkStalker: ;-) ==================================================================================================== [377] Slayer Z: <.< Toji Suzuhara: Zid! look what 16 did! >_>!!! He's high on self-esteem! Slayer Z: o.o! Hitoribochi Art 1/6: o.o! .Leon.ЄTalking DataЄ.eЁЇy's.: Lol Toji Suzuhara: he... made... a happy... face!!! O_O Celsis (WD): o_O |_Otaru_|: lol .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Hey, Zid. .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: What's the square root of 16? Hitoribochi Art 1/6: 4! Slayer Z: 4 Slayer Z: O.O!! .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: ...^_^ Hitoribochi Art 1/6: 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4! Slayer Z: 4!!!!!!! ==================================================================================================== [378] Britty qOo: paaat...pat...paaaaat Britty qOo: whyyyy is he never online? whyyyy? king0fn0pants: jeez. You sound just like pat does. Just replace pat with erin, and you two will be twins Britty qOo: but i'm not in love with pat king0fn0pants: or......ARE YOU??? Britty qOo: lmao Britty qOo: suuuure sean just keep believin that king0fn0pants: yes! You love pat! You want to make babies with him! I know it! Britty qOo: make babies with him? king0fn0pants: rofl Britty qOo: are you sure that YOU don't want to make babies with pat? Britty qOo: i think you want pat to have your babies king0fn0pants: well, our children would be beautiful king0fn0pants: but no Britty qOo: HA Britty qOo: IDEA king0fn0pants: uh oh Britty qOo: ::scribbles furiously on pad of paper:: king0fn0pants: nothing good can come of this Britty qOo: ::giggle:: now i have my next storyline XD king0fn0pants: i have a feeling i will be regretting the babies comment for a long, long time. ==================================================================================================== [379] Izlude Tingel DX: Yay ay Utena. king0fn0pants: oy, NOW you're online Izlude Tingel DX: Been watching Utena for a while. king0fn0pants: if you were online half an hour earlier, there would be less doom king0fn0pants: but now there is lots of doom Izlude Tingel DX: Doom? king0fn0pants: DOOM Izlude Tingel DX: How so? Izlude Tingel DX: Ack, doom. king0fn0pants: yes, be afraid Izlude Tingel DX: Doom by who? king0fn0pants: DOOM (links to brits journal) king0fn0pants: click the doom Izlude Tingel DX: *click* king0fn0pants: ahhhh! The doom! Izlude Tingel DX: AHHH lol Izlude Tingel DX: Oh, shit. I'm scared. lol king0fn0pants: yes, you see the doom now Izlude Tingel DX: This could be bad... very, very bad. king0fn0pants: if you were online half an hour ago, she wouldn't have messaged me, and there would be significantly less doom Izlude Tingel DX: Oh, shit. lol ==================================================================================================== [380] OneWingedWeirdy: another good thing about me.. im a damn good listener.. i can pay attention for.. seemingly inhuman amounts of time =P (Fifteen minutes pass) OneWingedWeirdy: ello? =P Don DarkStalker: Lol, I can't =P Don DarkStalker: *Playing Street Fighter III* OneWingedWeirdy: lmfao ==================================================================================================== [381] Don DarkStalker: We have officially begun Palace Quotes: Volume #4! w00t! BillyHaeshoJC: I noticed! Think about it Don...I can see it now...Don starts godamn page 4 on Palace Quotes...But who cares?!? Now back too the godamn N'Sync concert...errr... the band is stripping, godammit!!! We are experiencing fucking technical difficulties!! AHHHH!!!!! THEY TOOK OFF THEIR UNDERWEAR!!! I CAN'T SEE!!!! I AM BLIIIIIIIIIIIND!!!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!! Don DarkStalker: ...Are you daydreaming again? BillyHaeshoJC: Yes. BillyHaeshoJC: Err <_<>_> BillyHaeshoJC: I'm going to go slap myself 10000000 times now. ==================================================================================================== [382] BillyHaeshoJC: Anyways, I hate N'Sync. =P Don DarkStalker: Ya' love hard stuff. Not much more to say. BillyHaeshoJC: <_< Don DarkStalker: <_< Mind out of gutter, Billy. ==================================================================================================== [383] Don DarkStalker: Why must the apostrophe be so close to the Enter key? OneWingedWeirdy: lol OneWingedWeirdy: why must the shift key be so damned close x.x;; Don DarkStalker: I think Bill Gates did it on purpose. >.< Don DarkStalker: PUT IT NEXT TO THE "Q", YOU BASTARD! Don DarkStalker: NOBODY USES Q! ==================================================================================================== [384] (Zid puts on Chibi Raiden with SOCOM and goes next to Epsil) .АЄЛRaidenЋЄА.: greeze! .АЄЛRaidenЋЄА.: er.. freeze* O.o Celsis (WD): lol! Celsis (WD): greeze!!! Celsis (WD): new thing for dons site? .АЄЛRaidenЋЄА.: ...ok.. lmao Celsis (WD): ^_^ .АЄЛRaidenЋЄА.: anyway.. greeze! .АЄЛRaidenЋЄА.: ack! Celsis (WD): lol .АЄЛRaidenЋЄА.: nm Celsis (WD): greeze =p ==================================================================================================== [385] .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Now, who wants some beer? .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: =P Slayer Z: b33r!! [ - Mr.Kunio - ]: :Beer good. Slayer Z: d4 b00ze th4t smacks j00 .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_> .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Where does it smack me, Zid? [ - Mr.Kunio - ]: *smacks Talbain on the ass.* Slayer Z: there you go.. [ - Mr.Kunio - ]: Hehe. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: <_<;;; Ya know what... .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: NO. ==================================================================================================== [386] ~ЄDon DarkStalkerЄ~: Shit, my log froze ;-; [ - Mr.Kunio - ]: Don, that line is quite disturbing. ~ЄDon DarkStalkerЄ~: <_<; Wierdo... ==================================================================================================== [387] (Colloseum, one-on-one) (Sephiroth = QM Seph) (Seifer = Don) Seifer: ;Start Sephiroth: I'm gonna die fast Sephiroth: ;s cstrike.wav *** !@200 0Moo? Sephiroth: !-99999 Sephiroth: x.X Seifer: Yeah, you sure died fast. o_o; ==================================================================================================== [388] .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Very well Don, we will settle this in a fight to the death! .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: A fight to the death! And no, not an IRL fight to the death! Ep(eЁЇy's).ЄFlying PaperЄ.: Lets settle this ......IN THE COLO >=O! .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Very well! Celsis (WD): o-O .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: C'mon Don! .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: 1 v 1! Just you and me! Ep(eЁЇy's).ЄFlying PaperЄ.: you mean 2 vs 2 >=O! Celsis (WD): o-o; .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Very well. Ep(eЁЇy's).ЄFlying PaperЄ.: Ill fight for donneh o_O .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Me and Celsis vs you two assholes! Celsis (WD): o_O;; Celsis (WD): hey hey Celsis (WD): who said i was gonna play? << >> .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Pleasse ;-; Celsis (WD): <.> .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: *Tugs Celsis's sleeve* Pleeeeease?? ;-; .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nagano (Don) ЋКЄ.: *Gives Cels puppy eyes* Nyuuuuuu.... ;.; Celsis (WD): but i don't wanna play against don and ep ;.; (Epsil generates second client) Mi(EnterName).ЄTalking DataЄ.: I VEL FIGHT FER DONNEH :P! Celsis (WD): lol .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nagano (Don) ЋКЄ.: o_O; lmao .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: <_<; Ep(eЁЇy's).ЄFlying PaperЄ.: lol o_O Celsis (WD): lol ==================================================================================================== [389] .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nagano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Dude, Epsil... lol. .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nagano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Can you generate 10 clients and make a 5-on-5 by yourself? o-O; Celsis (WD): lmao! .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: o.o Mi(EnterName).ЄTalking DataЄ.: o_O Mi(EnterName).ЄTalking DataЄ.: that'll beh laggggggggg O_o! Celsis (WD): i bet he'll be really lagged Mi(EnterName).ЄTalking DataЄ.: plus bannish ;-; .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nagano (Don) ЋКЄ.: But it'd be the funniest shit ever. n.n; Celsis (WD): lmao Celsis (WD): yeah it would .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nagano (Don) ЋКЄ.: And Epsil hits Epsil with a beautiful tech 3! Epsil's down, but look! Epsil jumps into the fight and heals all 5 Epsils! Ep(eЁЇy's).ЄFlying PaperЄ.: lmao A_A! Ep(eЁЇy's).ЄFlying PaperЄ.: O_O! Epsil pulls off a dt! .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nagano (Don) ЋКЄ.: Yes! Lmao Ep(eЁЇy's).ЄFlying PaperЄ.: all 3 epsils are down! Killey the Silent: ... Killey the Silent: Ep, you're strange. ==================================================================================================== [390] Hitoribochi Art 1/6: Japanese are nice people, Don Toji Suzuhara: lol... Hitoribochi Art 1/6: I played with them on PSO once ^_^; Toji Suzuhara: omg! yes! lol .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: ...::Points to History Book:: .КЄЛ Hiroshi Nakano (Don) ЋКЄ.: WWII, my friend. Toji Suzuhara: v.v lol ==================================================================================================== [391] .Є~NiKKi~Є. (Souma Ayame): *looks at figures* Laguna's raping Squall O.o; .~ЄSephieЄ~.(yoru nezumi): rofl .ЋРЁЎЅЛ. [РЎwEn]: v.V .^>ЄMini mogЄ<^.: O.O;;;;; .Є~NiKKi~Є. (Souma Ayame): Hmm..would Laguna be a good seme? lol .~ЄSephieЄ~.(yoru nezumi): NO .~ЄSephieЄ~.(yoru nezumi): lol .Є~NiKKi~Є. (Souma Ayame): You're right.. .Є~NiKKi~Є. (Souma Ayame): hmm...*gets Irvine in on the action* XP .~ЄSephieЄ~.(yoru nezumi): lmao .Є~NiKKi~Є. (Souma Ayame): poor Squall somehow ended up on the bottom XP Slayer Z (nobody loves me) ;.;: are you drawing this? O.o; .^>ЄMini mogЄ<^.: o.o .Є~NiKKi~Є. (Souma Ayame): no .Є~NiKKi~Є. (Souma Ayame): I have figurines of them lmao Slayer Z (nobody loves me) ;.;: k.. *not scared no more* <.<; .Є~NiKKi~Є. (Souma Ayame): they're laying one on top of the other lol Slayer Z (nobody loves me) ;.;: lol .Sierra.[fК]: .Є~NiKKi~Є. (Souma Ayame): wb! XP .Sierra.[fК]: ty! XP =p .^>ЄMini mogЄ<^.: :squall being raped by laguna and irvine .Є~NiKKi~Є. (Souma Ayame): :least I'm not having Zidane and Vivi join in lmao .Sierra.[fК]: v.v whats this about? .Є~NiKKi~Є. (Souma Ayame): Playing with my FF toys ^^: .^>ЄMini mogЄ<^.: :that figurine will never be right again .Є~NiKKi~Є. (Souma Ayame): Yaoi goodness! XD ==================================================================================================== [392] .Є~NiKKi~Є. (Souma Ayame): !AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *singing the minority n.n* .~ЄSephieЄ~.(yoru nezumi): O_________________O Slayer Z (nobody loves me) ;.;: O.o;; .ЋРЁЎЅЛ. [РЎwEn]: o.o; .^>ЄMini mogЄ<^.: O.O .~ЄSephieЄ~.(yoru nezumi): rofl .Sierra.[fК]: o.o;; .^>ЄMini mogЄ<^.: lol .ЋРЁЎЅЛ. [РЎwEn]: o.o brb .Sierra.[fК]: *pats nikki* o.o;;;; ==================================================================================================== [393] BillyHaeshoJC: Don... Don DarkStalker: Yes? BillyHaeshoJC: Do you know of the wise woman? Don DarkStalker: Which one? BillyHaeshoJC: The wise woman! Don DarkStalker: Oh, THE wise woman? BillyHaeshoJC: Yes...do you know of her? Don DarkStalker: Haven't a clue. Try her phone number? BillyHaeshoJC: Well, there are two things you must know about the wise woman! BillyHaeshoJC: First... BillyHaeshoJC: She is...a woman! BillyHaeshoJC: Second... Don DarkStalker: She likes muffins! BillyHaeshoJC: No. Don DarkStalker: Oh. BillyHaeshoJC: Second, she is wise. Don DarkStalker: ._. Don DarkStalker: Well, I was close. Don DarkStalker: Wise people must like muffins. BillyHaeshoJC: And the 3rd thing... BillyHaeshoJC: She likes muffins! Don DarkStalker: Yes! BillyHaeshoJC: And do you know the fourth thing? BillyHaeshoJC: Then let me tell you... BillyHaeshoJC: She is a woman! Don DarkStalker: That's redundant of #1. BillyHaeshoJC: Well then...back to the first thing! BillyHaeshoJC: She is now a man! Don DarkStalker: She is both! BillyHaeshoJC: Therefore, now the wise sheman! Don DarkStalker: I think we're getting somewhere now! BillyHaeshoJC: Indeed! ==================================================================================================== [394] BillyHaeshoJC: "Your gay cuz your not perverted!" Don DarkStalker: YOU? A PERVERT?! Don DarkStalker: *Falls over laughing* BillyHaeshoJC: Being a guy automatically labels me as a pervert. BillyHaeshoJC: Apparently. Don DarkStalker: Pfft. Don DarkStalker: I'm no perv, I'll tell you that. BillyHaeshoJC: More than me =P Don DarkStalker: If that makes me gay, bring on the bishounen, I say =P BillyHaeshoJC: o.o Don DarkStalker: Ok, maybe I took that a bit too far. Don DarkStalker: You get the point. Don DarkStalker: ...I hope. BillyHaeshoJC: lol ==================================================================================================== [395] BillyHaeshoJC: What day is it today? BillyHaeshoJC: I wanna update my journal, but my comp clock is all scr00ed up. Don DarkStalker: Sunday. Don DarkStalker: Tomorrow = School BillyHaeshoJC: >_> THE DATE, DAMN YOU! BillyHaeshoJC: n.n Don DarkStalker: 4-14 Don DarkStalker: 4-15 in 3 minutes. BillyHaeshoJC: And the year? n.n BillyHaeshoJC: =P Don DarkStalker: ... BillyHaeshoJC: Just kidding ^_^ Don DarkStalker: Better be. Lol. BillyHaeshoJC: NO, I'M SERIOUS YOU HORSE FUCKER!!!! WAHAHAHAHAHA!! BillyHaeshoJC: KAMEHAME BEER BLAST HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa BillyHaeshoJC: Anyhow. Don DarkStalker: ...::Too tired to come up with a witty response:: BillyHaeshoJC: Muahahahahaha!! BillyHaeshoJC: Once again, my superior intellect hath triumphed!!! *Turns his back to you and walks away and steps in a bucket and stumbles off a bridge* AHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *splash* Don DarkStalker: <.<;;; Don DarkStalker: I'd "lmao"... but I'm just too fucking tired. BillyHaeshoJC: Yet you had the strength to type that all out. Don DarkStalker: Just... just shut up! BillyHaeshoJC: =P ==================================================================================================== [396] Buraian16: Before a match started, Rico-AKA Zero was trying to get in a 3 on 3 Buraian16: but he didnt make it, yet, he froze right under Nikki Buraian16: and heres what happened! Don DarkStalker: Lol, lessee this =P Buraian16: rico: ;s cstrike.wav rico: ;s cwhoosh.wav *** ; rico is Erasing rico: ;d Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lmao rico: ROFL Nikki: lol rico: ;s cstrike.wav rico: ;s cwhoosh.wav *** ; rico is Erasing rico: ;d Hitoribochi Art 1/6: good job =P Sephiroth: wtf? Vincent: bitch quit Zidane: lol zell: wtf rico: o.o Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol rico: ;s cstrike.wav rico: ;s cwhoosh.wav *** ; rico is Erasing rico: ;d Vincent: WTF!!!! Nikki: lol Sephiroth: RICO GET OUT rico: i dont know but this is fucking cool =P Zidane: DO IT AGAIN! DO IT AGAIN!!! *** !@200 0Dragon Punch Vincent: stop..this shit Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lmao rico: ;s cboom.wav fei: SOMEONE HACK RICO!!!! *** ; rico is Erasing rico: ;d rico: ;s step Vivi: LOL Nikki: hahahaha nice Vincent: lmao Hitoribochi Art 1/6: nice one Zidane: ROFL zell: say start Buraian16: once they started Buraian16: this happened Buraian16: fei: ;Start fei: ;m FF5_b16-2.mid Hitoribochi Art 1/6: *watches Zell die at the beginning of the match* *** ; fei is Erasing fei: ;d zell: !-6089 zell: ;s strike Don DarkStalker: ROFLMAO ==================================================================================================== [397] otakubiru: i said it before and i'll say it again... if i eat your flesh, will i gain your talents? ==================================================================================================== [398] otaku biru: there is nothin quite like eatin peanut butter and jelly without any pants on.... ==================================================================================================== [399] Toji Suzuhara: you bet! Palace is more addicting than sugar-sex-cocaine-chocolate ====================================================================================================