################################### # Palace Mumblings: Balamb Garden # ################################### /<<<<<<>>>>>\ <> \<<<<<<>>>>>/ Quotes #200-299 ==================================================================================================== /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ -:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-: ********************************************* *Short explanation of this document's title:* ********************************************* Mad Magazine has a little box on the Letters & Tomatoes page of each issue called "Mad Mumblings," random blurbs of nonsense from readers that end up being completely hillarious. In this light, I've taken the liberty of creating "Palace Mumblings," random one-liners and small conversations that are worth mention for their humor. Some are clever, some are perverted, some are non-sensical, and some are just downright fucked-up. Enjoy! -:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-: /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ ==================================================================================================== [200] ~¤Don DarkStalker¤~: For some reason... I feel like using "pimp" as an adjective. King of Sorrow™[Z?]: I'm feeling quite pimp today. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I love this av. DarkSergeyº°: Lmao ~¤Don DarkStalker¤~: This AV is pimped out, man. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: It's totally pimp. DarkSergeyº°: Thats pimpin. ==================================================================================================== [201] King of Sorrow™[Z?]: *coughs* ~¤Don DarkStalker¤~: *Pimps* DarkSergeyº°: v.V King of Sorrow™[Z?]: Pimp who? ~¤Don DarkStalker¤~: Everyone. ^_^ DarkSergeyº°: Just...pimps in general. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: <_< DarkSergeyº°: Yes. King of Sorrow™[Z?]: Michael won't be too happy. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: That pimpin doesn't make sense, Don. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Mother pimper. DarkSergeyº°: lol. DarkSergeyº°: That actually didnt sound too bad, billy. =p ~¤Don DarkStalker¤~: *Bitch slaps Billy* Get onto the streets! Every hour you don't suck, I lose money! >.> .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: <_< Every hour you don't eat your feet, I explode! .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Anyhow. DarkSergeyº°: O_o; ~¤Don DarkStalker¤~: Then you've exploded quite a few times. DarkSergeyº°: Seek help, young one. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Help...? Useless. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I always drive the counselors insane *blink* ==================================================================================================== [202] Slayer Z {SolidScythe}: hey art.. I just caught something rare and exclusive on video tape! *Zid shows Art a shot of a guy kicking a bear in the crotch to steal a fish* Hitoribochi Art 1/6: wicked o.O Celsis (WD): o.o Celsis (WD): lol Slayer Z {SolidScythe}: :da panda orgy! Slayer Z {SolidScythe}: oh man.. I can imagine doing this do a bear.. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lol Hitoribochi Art 1/6: same Slayer Z {SolidScythe}: "Gimme that fawking fish!" *kicks* Hitoribochi Art 1/6: cept i'd run like hell Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lmao Slayer Z {SolidScythe}: *sees him on the ground* Slayer Z {SolidScythe}: "bitch".. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: lmao Slayer Z {SolidScythe}: *walks off* ==================================================================================================== [203] .Maeve.º [Feli] (sick): *** Page from Zander [Tidus]: heres a method I learned in MGS.. *runs and hides in a locker* =p *** Page from .§©hizo‡Ð.º [Feli]: *blows that up* .Maeve.º [Feli] (sick): >D .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_> *Jams Feli into another locker and blows it up* .Maeve.º [Feli] (sick): *teleported out before he knew* <_< .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Oh well. ==================================================================================================== [204] OneWingedWeirdy: cept im on partitions from now till.. hell i dunno.. the next month? x.x;;; Don DarkStalker: ...Permission to laugh at you? OneWingedWeirdy: sure =P OneWingedWeirdy: but im making money Don DarkStalker: ...Well, I'm.... DAMNIT. Don DarkStalker: *Goes Sergey on his ass and punches in jaw* OneWingedWeirdy: ow! ==================================================================================================== [205] <~>Queen of Torture<~>(Eric's): **searches my bra for Eric** .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: o.o <~>King of Tortured<~>(Cassi's: x.x eeee .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: His favorite hiding spot, no doubt. <~>King of Tortured<~>(Cassi's: * clings to hiding spot * XD ==================================================================================================== [206] .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr <~>King of Tortured<~>(Cassi's: v.v * not afraid of Billah's Rawr * .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: A_A *Gnaws on Eric's foot* <~>King of Tortured<~>(Cassi's: XP <~>Queen of Torture<~>(Eric's): hehe <~>King of Tortured<~>(Cassi's: That tickles Billah XD <~>King of Tortured<~>(Cassi's: lmao <~>King of Tortured<~>(Cassi's: that sounded so gay XD .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Your foot always was tasty, dad =P .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: A_A Yes it did. <~>Queen of Torture<~>(Eric's): o.o <~>Queen of Torture<~>(Eric's): **is scared of my son now** ^.^ ==================================================================================================== [207] Don DarkStalker: Did I ever tell you how much I love my DreamCast? SubZeroSquall: Yes. Don DarkStalker: Well, let me tell you again. DreamCast is the supreme ruler of the digital world, and all production for Next Gen systems should halt in order to revive Sega to a state of supremacy. SubZeroSquall: lol. Don DarkStalker: In the not-too-distant future, everything will be made out of DreamCast components, and everthing will have the Sega Swirl on it. Don DarkStalker: @ SubZeroSquall: lol. SubZeroSquall: ©ool. Don DarkStalker: Indeed Don DarkStalker: *Goes back to Shenmue* SubZeroSquall: lol. ==================================================================================================== [208] "Don't you just love those silly people that aim you with messages saying things like "hello" and "asl?" Well i do. This conversation revolved around my aim profile. I'll put my profile down, then the following conversation about it. I thought it was rather interesting.... One day after school, in 6th grade, i felt really bad, so i decided to steal a manikin from sears. i got some of mommys clothes and i dressed it up reallly nice, then the next day, i threw it off a bridge into oncoming traffic, oh boy was it funny. all the cars stopped and some bumped into each other. wow, if i could go back and do it all over again.... i would" SWEETKYSS1: is that story true? DaRkFoX6966: What story? Where? SWEETKYSS1: in your profile DaRkFoX6966: oh right DaRkFoX6966: well DaRkFoX6966: sorta DaRkFoX6966: I got it from Macy's, not Sears. SWEETKYSS1: what??? SWEETKYSS1: that's crazy DaRkFoX6966: na, that's not crazy SWEETKYSS1: did people die? DaRkFoX6966: na, there were a few broken limbs, i think a dog got run over, but that's it SWEETKYSS1: did you run away? DaRkFoX6966: well i had to watch, that was the point of the whole thing. SWEETKYSS1: are you f? DaRkFoX6966: m SWEETKYSS1: ok SWEETKYSS1: so that didn't sadden you at all? DaRkFoX6966: na, it was funny SWEETKYSS1: awww you must be evil DaRkFoX6966: na, i'm really good and stuff, it's those drivers in the road that are evil. I listened to God and delivered holy justice upon them. SWEETKYSS1: you are nuts!! SWEETKYSS1: so would you be pissed if it happened to you? DaRkFoX6966: well sure, but it wouldn't happen, since i'm not evil. Only evil people have manniquins fall on their cars while driving on the highway SWEETKYSS1: huh? SWEETKYSS1: crazy! DaRkFoX6966: those who say i'm crazy must be evil. I'd be careful driving if i were you...... SWEETKYSS1: i hope you are just joking with me SWEETKYSS1: how am i evil? SWEETKYSS1: God would be very upset that you are trying to hurt people DaRkFoX6966: I only hurt the wicked, plus god enjoys a little violence every once in a while DaRkFoX6966: He's a big WWF fan SWEETKYSS1: how do you know you are only hurting the wicked though? DaRkFoX6966: Well i have this coin in my pocket, and i flip it. Heads and they are wicked, tails and they are good. SWEETKYSS1: so you did that with every passing car? DaRkFoX6966: yeah. I don't flip coins for people driving honda's though. If you own a honda, you must be evil SWEETKYSS1: no i don't drive a honda SWEETKYSS1: so flip a coin for me SWEETKYSS1: what does it say DaRkFoX6966: ok, hold on DaRkFoX6966: ahhh, heads! DaRkFoX6966: you are one of them! DaRkFoX6966: THEM!!!!! DaRkFoX6966: Begone foul one! ==================================================================================================== [209] Hitoribochi Art 1/6: how do you feel right now, Zid? Slayer Z: :bummed out Hitoribochi Art 1/6: hm .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I expected Zid to say something along the lines of "Saucy..." .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: But I guess not. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: =P ==================================================================================================== [210] Hitoribochi Art 1/6: i've seen Talbain transform into a girl.. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Anyhow. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: v.v Dammit Art, keep my idol outta yer dreams! ==================================================================================================== [211] OneWingedWeirdy: ive been listening to Command and Conquer music all day... its the best game music ever =P Don DarkStalker: I've never played C&C <.< >.> lol OneWingedWeirdy: you should be hanged, shot, stabbed with a rusty spork, & run over by a buick =P Don DarkStalker: Or hung, then have the rope shot to cut me down, then have a spork spear a buick about to roll over me, thus saving my life? ^-^ OneWingedWeirdy: .... OneWingedWeirdy: no Don DarkStalker: Aww. Don DarkStalker: ._. OneWingedWeirdy: nice try though ==================================================================================================== [212] king0fn0pants: "yeah, my SN is after hentai. Hentai? Japanese animated porn. Cool eh? Hey, where are you going? I didn't even get your name yet! AHHHH, PEPPER SPRAY, NOT AGAIN" ==================================================================================================== [213] The Phoenix (Kitty's): :why do i always have to be everyone's training device? lol .~Tidus™~.: :cause u dont fight back? The Phoenix (Kitty's): :true,lol .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Because your one hell of a sex machine, DJ? I dunno. .~Tidus™~.: rofl The Phoenix (Kitty's): :lol ..¤Ç£oudפ.. ^-^eDiTz^-^: o.o The Phoenix (Kitty's): :yea babay, lol =============================================================================================== [214] DaRkFoX(chicken slut): i was very used to doing the ol "'kill icechu 200" .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Ice was banned from Palace for awhile =P ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Oh man, you know what Sam, Jake and I did? ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: We went to see a movie at Century City, and we saw a poster with that little geeky kid in "The Little Vampire" ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Sam was like, "Dude! Icechu took up an acting career!" .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: rofl =============================================================================================== [215] SpyGuy.EXE: LOOK OUT 6tales! HES GOING TO PIXIL YOU TO DEATH!!! .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: rofl DaRkFoX(chicken slut): OH NO, THE PIXELS, THEY BURN DaRkFoX(chicken slut): BURN LIKE THE FIRES OF HELL SpyGuy.EXE: lol .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Gotta watch those pixels, maaan...they're lethal, and they don't stop until their victim...is...dead... =============================================================================================== [216] .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Drinking is bad for your bacon! =============================================================================================== [217] ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Who wouldn't want a young Mick Jagger? DaRkFoX(chicken slut): everyone should, dammit .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I do. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I want you, Sean .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: n.n; DaRkFoX(chicken slut): .. DaRkFoX(chicken slut): no =============================================================================================== [218] ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Ok, I'm making cuisine cooking tonight! .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): ooolol ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: A cheese sandwhich with all the fixin's! Lol Celsis (WD): ooo o.o Celsis (WD): that sounds good. =============================================================================================== [219] .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): koyasus lap! koyasus lap! Xp .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): <.<; =============================================================================================== [220] Celsis (WD): cheesecake..@_@ .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi):@@@@@@_______@@@@@2 .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): O.o .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): BABE! BABE! BABE! BABE! NO NO NO BABE! Xp ..nyaaa! mooo! neer ....ee x.x help me lol =:Hikaru Shouji:=: >.> lmfao =:Hikaru Shouji:=: nyo nyo nyo .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): she's cracked <.< .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): mroow XD ==================================================================================================== [221] ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *Looks at PSP* ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Day 183 of my 30 day trial n.n;;; Celsis (WD): x.x =============================================================================================== [222] .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): Jim-chaaaan .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): jiiiiiiiiiiiiiim .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Jim-chan? o.o .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Wouldn't Jim-kun be more appropriate? .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Oh well .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): no , jim-chan XD .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: v.v Why Jim-Chan? o.o .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): um..bc...that's what came to mind lol =:Hikaru Shouji:=: its Jimmy-chan! XD .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I say Jim-Kun is the most appropriate, but okay n.n; =:Hikaru Shouji:=: back when my name was weirdness, i tried changing it to Weird-chan.. but it dint work.. so then i changed it to weirdie-chan.. why? cuz it sounds much better =P .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: lmao .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Chan wouldn't be right on me. =:Hikaru Shouji:=: i dun like "kun" it...<.> sounds like an obscene word x.x;;; ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: We'd all call you Jim-Kunt anyways, lol. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_>! =:Hikaru Shouji:=: lol .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmao don .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_________________________>; AHEM Ep(•ƒe¡§†y's).¤Flying Paper¤.: uh oh o.O .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >____________________> Call me Jim-Kunt, and you will die. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Hell, call me Jim at all, and you die XP .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): lol Ep(•ƒe¡§†y's).¤Flying Paper¤.: J-em <__> .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: You wanna be kicked? .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Call me something close to Billy, and you don't get kicked XP =============================================================================================== [223] .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I can pull clothing out of my ass. Hitoribochi Art 1/6: :I can think of Billy pulling clothes right out of his ass .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Wonder what else I can pull out... .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmao =:Hikaru Shouji:=: >.> lol Hitoribochi Art 1/6: :it's scary Killey the Silent (Rouge ^.^): Can you pull some money out? I'm low on cash.. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Then again... .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I don't wanna know what else is up there o.o Hitoribochi Art 1/6: poop =:Hikaru Shouji:=: lol .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_>;;; .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: No shit, Art. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Errr... Hitoribochi Art 1/6: :lmao .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmao .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: That sounded hilarious just now o.o .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmao Killey the Silent (Rouge ^.^): Dig further. =============================================================================================== [224] Slayer Z: Billy has a manlier voice then.. *gasp* I?! .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Yea. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I'm 14, and I sound 18 =P Slayer Z: well fawk you A.A; .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): hes lower than u ziddy Slayer Z: err v.v .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol =:Hikaru Shouji:=: im 15 and sound 17 =P ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: I'm 14, and I sound 1.4 ^-^ .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: lmao Don o.o =============================================================================================== [225] Hitoribochi Art 1/6: :i'm old and I sound old .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): u sound em ..18 ziddy Slayer Z: no i don't O.o; .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): no 16 lol Slayer Z: lol .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: She just made up a number v-v lol .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol Slayer Z: true dat =p =:Hikaru Shouji:=: A.A she did?;-; .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Well, I guess I have to have SOMETHING about me that is manly. .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol =============================================================================================== [226] .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I just don't have a manly body ._. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: But that doesn't mean I have boobs. .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol Slayer Z: lol ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: o.O; =============================================================================================== [227] .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: *Hits on Zid* .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: =P Slayer Z: v.v *** ;Slayer Z is Painting *** @63,317)cbolt2.wav !ZAP!! *** ;Slayer Z is Erasing .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Ooooo, do it again baby *_* Slayer Z: v.v;; .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: DO IT AGAIN BITCH!! >=O Slayer Z: k *** @63,300)cbolt2.wav !ZAP!! *** ;Slayer Z is Erasing .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: OOOOOOOO, HELL YES!! .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: THAT TURNS ME ON *_* ==================================================================================================== [228] .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): <.> 'may i pleaaase rape you?' lol The Phoenix (Kitty's): o.o ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Lol Slayer Z: lol ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Meeeeeemorieeeees The Phoenix (Kitty's): *shudder* .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol Slayer Z: ..do you still have that wav? .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): YES Slayer Z: ack O.o; ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: )rapej00.wav .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol Slayer Z: no! .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): lol Slayer Z: >.>; ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: XP Garn²¹¹²: <.< >.>; =============================================================================================== [229] DaRkFoX(chicken slut): on my list i have FFX, xenosaga, and kingdom hearts ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Kingdom Hearts scares me. DaRkFoX(chicken slut): aeris from FFVII is in it ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: I won't be able to tell Selphie and Goofy apart. DaRkFoX(chicken slut): it has like, 100 disney charicters in it DaRkFoX(chicken slut): plus the rabbit from ALICE IN FUCKING WONDERLAND MAN ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Wooooahhh ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: I still say that movie is just Alice on an acid trip. =============================================================================================== [230] SpyGuy.EXE: *pokes all ya dead people* ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *Giggles like the Pillsbury Doughboy* SpyGuy.EXE: o.o ..¤Ç£oudפ.. ^-^!ViVi!^-^: >-> ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: >.> SpyGuy.EXE: *pokes tsuzuki again* ..¤Ç£oudפ.. ^-^!ViVi!^-^: <.> SpyGuy.EXE: *Pokes zuki* >.> ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Myself, Sean, Spy, and some other reminiscing. ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *Giggles* x.o; Damnit! SpyGuy.EXE: zuki wants to make a new pp .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): o.x lol ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Yes. SpyGuy.EXE: create another portal to hell ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: I will reconstruct Pokemon Palace on a new server. ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: I will track down all the old wizards. ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: And we will open the gates of hell once more. .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: I'll make sure to advertise the Palace on the Teen Mansion so we can have preps pop to the gate yelling "pokemon sux!" ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Then, it will be truly complete. =============================================================================================== [232] DarkSergeyº°: "can you get pregnant from being in a pool" o.o .Sierra.[fº]: o_o ..¤Ç£oudפ.. ^-^!ViVi!^-^: o.o .Sierra.[fº]: no o_O SpyGuy.EXE: o.o DarkSergeyº°: ...stupidest O_o; JaGgEd SoUl [outcast]: lmao! SpyGuy.EXE: thats pretty sad if you have to jack off in a pool DarkSergeyº°: lmao v.v .Sierra.[fº]: v.v lol .Sierra.[fº]: pretty pathetic.. actually.. lol .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi):*growls at space bar* >.< SpyGuy.EXE: Its the same ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Chlorine doesn't make a good lube A-A SpyGuy.EXE: sad pathetic, its all good SpyGuy.EXE: x.x .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmao don DarkSergeyº°: roflmao .Sierra.[fº]: v_V lmao =============================================================================================== [233] .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_> Bribri: <.<; .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: MOVING ALONG, then. Bribri: ok... ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: ...So guess what haircut I'm giving my pet rosebush? .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_> Thats my line, ass! ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: =P =============================================================================================== [234] Saikitsu°: look its a random old lady with a muffin! Shin Cefcaª [Janusª]: oooo.... muffin.. SpyGuy.EXE: MUFFIN?! .Sierra.[fº]: *holding a muffin* o_o SpyGuy.EXE: *Runs and eats muffin* Saikitsu°: .Megami Owa³: :Muffins=Gross .ºArtemisFº.(Meep): Lol <_< Shin Cefcaª [Janusª]: WHERE? =============================================================================================== [235] (Talking about Dan Hibiki) .ºArtemisFº.(Meep): Dan canot be hurt! He is the man! .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_> .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: He's a mofo! .ºArtemisFº.(Meep): Lol ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *Wakes up* ... My name is Dan. o_O; .ºArtemisFº.(Meep): Lol A_A Slayer Z: lol .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: PH33R =============================================================================================== [236] ~Ryoga-Hibiki~: i have news for u the matrix exsitis .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_> ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Ahhhh!!! The Matrix exsitis! .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: And I have news for you. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Your fly is undone, my friend. ~Ryoga-Hibiki~: O.O ~Ryoga-Hibiki~: again! Giran: lol ~Ryoga-Hibiki~: *Zip* =============================================================================================== [237] .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): hmm..i want fries but i've eaten too much today x.x; ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: lol .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): FRIES! did u say FRIES!?? ;-;! .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): *hides* uh..no ^^; ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: >-> lol .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmao .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): im hungry nikki lol .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): great now i gotta make em =============================================================================================== [238] .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): A_A *hears footsteps* .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): A_A EEEE *hears fries being poured into pan* =============================================================================================== [239] .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): ayame @_@ ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Flavor of the week bishie? >.> lol .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): lol .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): his name is Ayame XD =============================================================================================== [240] .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): wow..i updated my lj lmao .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): you did?! .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): yesh! ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: You're kidding 0.0 lol .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmao .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): *GASP* ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *Calls the press* .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): *runs to read* .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi):*hears gasps* <.> lol .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): *kicks lj* load bish! Xo .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Cannot find server ;-; .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): waaaaaa;; ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: I'm missing a historic moment! Wah!!!! ;.; =============================================================================================== [241] .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): kweee ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Kweh! .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Kweh kweh! .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): KWEEEH!???! .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Lol Xp ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: You found a dead pepper!.... Yay? ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *Makes five alarm chili with it* <.< >.> .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi):*finds treasure* KWEEH!?! *plunges beak into rock* kweeee X.x; .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol don ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Lol, that'll put a dent into your orthodontist bill .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol =============================================================================================== [242] .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): ahhh x.O ..paaaain ;-;-;-;-; ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Awww ;-; lol Gendo (Muraki Kazutaka): ahhh, what's wroonngg? Gendo (Muraki Kazutaka): *tilts head* .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): i think i pulled or dislocated something in my leg x.o ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *Kicks it back into place?* .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): <.< bloody hell lol owwwwwww ! Xo ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: <.< >.> *Points* Gendo did it! *Hops away* .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): i have to pee but i cant get up ;-; lol Gendo (Muraki Kazutaka):^^ I could never hurt seph....unless she asked <_< >_> ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: 0.o;... K... .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol Gendo (Muraki Kazutaka): awww, poor dear ;-; ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Bedpan? x.o .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): nooooo x.x lol ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Messy x.x .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): and embarrassing .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Indeed e.e; .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi):*crawls up stairs* x.x ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Lol, aww .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): theres a bathroom down here but...theres big ass crickets in it ;-; ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: ....Kay... ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *Not quite sure how to respond to that* o.O; .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Ummm.... *points up* Kuja! ^o^ .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): oooo XD ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Lol ^-^ .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): nikki ;-; .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): nani? .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol <.> help me up the stairs? .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): lmao okees .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol =============================================================================================== [243] <~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): what do you think? girl or guy?=P .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_> That is such a guy. <~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): lol <~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): he ... needs.. darker lips ^^ <~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): and a new outfit=P .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_> .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I've seen more womanly men than that... .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: AKA the Smashing Pumpkins Bassist. <~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): lol =============================================================================================== [244] ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Ahahaha... AudioGalaxy turned up no results for a band called "Cold" .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: !!!! .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Don... .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: You will get Win-MX... .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Next damn chance you have... .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: AUDIOGALAXY MUST BURN!!!!! >=O ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: But AG downloads fast. n.n; .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: !NOTHING BY COLD EY?!?!?!? EY?!?!?!?!? I'LL SHOW THEM NOTHING BY COLD!!!! >=O .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: I actually think Cold has a song called Nothing x.x .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: rofl .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Anyhow, brb. ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Lol =============================================================================================== [245] Luva sama: lol i went out barefoot to get snow to wake nikki up with but she got up before i could do anything so i threw it at allen <.>;lol =============================================================================================== [246] MKucsma2: do you need anyone assassinated!? Don DarkStalker: Many MKucsma2: cool Don DarkStalker: I call them the "School Faculty" Don DarkStalker: Sounds evil, don't it? MKucsma2: $25,000 each =( Don DarkStalker: ...D'oh. Don DarkStalker: *Counts* Don DarkStalker: $750,000.00 Don DarkStalker: Do you take IOUs? MKucsma2: sorry =( Don DarkStalker: Darn. Don DarkStalker: I'll have to wait until I become filthy rich, then. MKucsma2: yeah MKucsma2: by then ill have a large island base with hundreds of well trained assassins under my command =( Don DarkStalker: And who will fund your projects, praytell? MKucsma2: real estate Don DarkStalker: ...Damn. You win. MKucsma2: yeah =============================================================================================== [247] Don DarkStalker: d00d... Don DarkStalker: Where do I download Win-MX? o.O; Don DarkStalker: Nm... found it. BillyHaeshoJC: You can always find it at www.whyistherearatinyourpants.com, and don't forget to visit our sponser "Hey, get your hand outta there.inc" =D Don DarkStalker: ...Welcome back. e.e;;; BillyHaeshoJC: VISIT OUR SPONSER, and don't forget to wipe your ass on the way out. Don DarkStalker: ...kay. =============================================================================================== [248] ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *** Message from Fei: need some blues ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: I feel like spamming him. .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): got that too lol ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: <.< >.>. ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *** Message to Fei: I need some lavenders, pinks, citrus greens, and cabbage patch kids. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: lol .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmao .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): lmao =============================================================================================== [249] .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Soil - Unreal .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Now this is some good shit! SpyGuy.EXE: soil? .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Yes, Soil ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: They have a lot of imitation bands, like Manure, and Dirt. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: >_> ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: But Soil, man... .Sierra.[fº]: looolll ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Soil's the bomb. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Hell yes. .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Soil is awesome, heh. .Sierra.[fº]: *falls off her chair pissing herself laughing* SpyGuy.EXE: o.o .Sierra.[fº]: dirt.. and manure.... *cracks up* SpyGuy.EXE: pissing your pants is bad SpyGuy.EXE: thats... funny... o.o? .Sierra.[fº]: lollll .Sierra.[fº]: go doonnn =P ~Blue Jester~: need new pants? .Sierra.[fº]: oops. ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: w00t, lol .Sierra.[fº]: lol damn.. my mom heard me laughing and she was like "Did you do your chores?" just to piss me off. =============================================================================================== [250] ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: The page you are looking for is currently unavailable. The Web site might be experiencing technical difficulties, or you may need to adjust your browser settings. <~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): do dooo **waits for Lj to stop being mean** ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Warped.com is a little whore ._. SpyGuy.EXE: how are all these websites whores?! ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Because they pimp only to paying customers! <~>BeÅtRiX<~>(EK)(Eric's): because they're cheating on us!!>=O ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: That's why the LJ servers are so fast on paid accounts! .«ƒÀ¡®¥». [À®wEn]: o.o ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: They pleasure the ones who give them money! .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol =============================================================================================== [251] Don DarkStalker: OneWingedWeirdy: jezus.. you realize that if we meet our gfs, that we wouldnt be able to keep our hands off each other?? OneWingedWeirdy: A.A wait.. that could be taken outta context... x.x Don DarkStalker: Dude... don't even say that x.X;;; Don DarkStalker: *Cringes* ~_~ t o k y o baka: ROFL t o k y o baka: yaoi action, mamma like XD~ rofl Don DarkStalker: ROFL Don DarkStalker: Don't get me started X-x;;; lol =============================================================================================== [252] ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: <.< .«ƒÀ¡®¥». [À®wEn]: >.> ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *Waves $500 Hot Topic certificate around* .«ƒÀ¡®¥». [À®wEn]: .....o_____________o; .«ƒÀ¡®¥». [À®wEn]: *watches transfixed* ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *Burns it with a lighter* ^_________^ .«ƒÀ¡®¥». [À®wEn]: o.o... .«ƒÀ¡®¥». [À®wEn]: AAHHHH >__________________________________________________________________>! ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: <.< >.> *Runs* .«ƒÀ¡®¥». [À®wEn]: *thwaps you over the head with a giant industrial glowstick* :O ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *Knocked out cold* x-x .«ƒÀ¡®¥». [À®wEn]: >.> lol =============================================================================================== [253] ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: d007... *beat SFIII again* Slayer Z: SF?! *gasp* SF as in Syphon Filter? ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: No, as in Street Fighter =P Slayer Z: :aww fuck you! Slayer Z: =p ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Lol =============================================================================================== [254] (Epsil in Colo) Edgar: I love you irvine o_o =============================================================================================== [255] (Talking about Seymour*) =:Hikaru Shouji:=: jezus christ x.o .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): hes...x.o ..icky ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Lol ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Quite a departure from Kuja ;-; .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi):*huggles kuja* ;-; .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): yeah ;-; ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Lol .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol =============================================================================================== [256] .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): *about to say something sephie will yell at for* <.> .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): o.o ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: o.O .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): <.< NO SLEEP! .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol x.o .¤~NiKKi~¤. (Ran Fujimiya): I'm...damn =p Slayer Z: busted.. lol .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol =============================================================================================== [257] ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *Plays with his thingy* Slayer Z: *covers eyes* ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Dreamcast <.< Slayer Z: oh A.A; ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Fooled ya' =P Slayer Z: did not! Slayer Z: <.<; .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: I would hope not. ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: e.e;;; Slayer Z: :I play with my thingy all the time.. beat that! .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): o.o; lol Slayer Z: he's officially dumbstruck .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmao ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: I play with my thingy anywhere I bring it! Haha! .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmao Slayer Z: well fawk you! I play with it.. even in public! ^.^ .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): i dont have a thingy ;-; ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: I'd play with it in public if I had the right equipment to hook it up too ;-; .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmfao Slayer Z: you've been playing with your thingy too much >.> .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: I know, it's overheating o.O; .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): o-o rofl ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: *Unplugs thingy* We've had enough for today. ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Time to recharge .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmao .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi):*saves log* lol Slayer Z: oh god.. another ruined rep <.<; .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmao ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: The tabloids are gonna have a field day e.e;;; =============================================================================================== [258] .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): woooo two more questions! ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: "Do I have a thingy?" .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmfao Slayer Z: everyone: "wtf?" ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: lmao .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): LOL =============================================================================================== [259] OneWingedWeirdy: "you're a square!" "yeah, well you're a circle! And about as straight as one too!" =P Don DarkStalker: Lmao =============================================================================================== [260] OneWingedWeirdy: if they bought us a case of "soda" instead, itd be gone in two days... its real expensive, so we get frozen concentrated juice instead OneWingedWeirdy: not to mention healthy OneWingedWeirdy: isnt it? Don DarkStalker: ...I guess? Don DarkStalker: I dunno. I don't shop. ^_^ OneWingedWeirdy: <.< shut up.. just... stow the sarcasm =P Don DarkStalker: Awww ;-; =============================================================================================== [261] OneWingedWeirdy: i HAVE to grocery shop when my mom goes... otherwise she'll buy us all CRAP that we gotta eat for 3 weeks x.x Don DarkStalker: I survive on sushi and microwavable mac n' cheese. OneWingedWeirdy: like.. rice krispies (you got that cereal down there?)... i hate it.. but my mom always buys it if im not there to tell her to buy frosted flakes or froot loops instead =P OneWingedWeirdy: jezus... im talking about grocery shopping..ive hit an all time new low X_X;;; ;-; Don DarkStalker: Lol, poor us x.X Don DarkStalker: And yes, we have Rice Krispies... they taste like air. e.e; =============================================================================================== [262] Arcalaiwings: okay, don Arcalaiwings: done* Arcalaiwings: << Don DarkStalker: Lol A-A =============================================================================================== [263] Slayer Z (hero): guess what everyone! .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): ??? Slayer Z (hero): im a princess with Blue hair and olive eyes out to sex0r the whole world! Slayer Z (hero): do you envy me? .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): rofl =:Hikaru Shouji:=: ... =:Hikaru Shouji:=: princess who? =P Slayer Z (hero): Princess Slayer Z! =============================================================================================== [264] Arcalaiwings: My name is Celsis. I am a strong-willed elf, with mauve hair and off-white eyes. My goals in life are to pester the entire world-threatening evil clan and destroy the man that I love. My love interest is an irritatingly peace-loving mushroom with stunning blue eyes who is in love with the game's final villain Arcalaiwings: i luv you mushroom!!! Arcalaiwings: <.<; ChronoZid: lmao! ChronoZid: goo mushr00m Arcalaiwings: how could you cheat on me!!!! ChronoZid: o.o; Arcalaiwings: ;-; =============================================================================================== [265] Arcalaiwings: lol Arcalaiwings: wait wait Arcalaiwings: that's odd Arcalaiwings: i want to destory the man i love, and yet my love interest is a mushroom who is in love with the final villain....o.o;;; ChronoZid: O.o;; Arcalaiwings: so would that make me want to destroy the mushroom? ChronoZid: celsis you dog! XP Arcalaiwings: hahahaha ChronoZid: whoa whoa waaaait ChronoZid: if I gotta sex0r the whole world.. ChronoZid: *looks at mushroom* >.>; ChronoZid: ;.; Arcalaiwings: hahahahaha Arcalaiwings: *gives you mushroom* have fun o.o; ChronoZid: ! ChronoZid: >.>! Arcalaiwings: <.;;; lol =============================================================================================== [269] Metal Alien VI: MIKE IS AN ASSASSIN FOR HIRE I SURE HOPE HE DOESN'T LOSE A TIRE OR EVEN WORSE CATCH ON FIRE HE WILL HUNT DOWN ANYONE HE MUST MIKE IS THE MAN YOU CAN TRUST UNLESS YOU NEED HIM TO GET RID OF RUST MOIKE IS HOW HE SAYS HIS NAME KILLING PEOPLE IS HIS GAME GOD DAMMIT MOIKE YOU'RE LAME MKucsma2: that last line doesn't fit with the rest ;x Metal Alien VI: I know MKucsma2: remove it or ill remove your eyes =( Metal Alien VI: MOIKE HAS THREATEND TO REMOVE MY EYES BUT WILL THIS SERVICE COME WITH FRIES? NOW I MUST PONDER THIS CHOICE OW SORE THROAT I LOST MY VOICE MKucsma2: i can hit you from 3800 yards away ;x =============================================================================================== [270] Don DarkStalker: 48) 2 + 2?: 22. =D VahnX79: noooo it's 22+, you forgot to carry over the + n.n; Don DarkStalker: D'oh! =============================================================================================== [271] Don DarkStalker: 20) Who is your celebrity dream bang?: ...NEXT. Don DarkStalker: <.>;;; VahnX79: lol =p Don DarkStalker: "BRITNEY SPEARS, OH YES! XD~~~~~~~!" Don DarkStalker: Pfft, lol VahnX79: oh fuck no Don DarkStalker: I'll go rape a barbie doll if I want to make love to plastic >_o; VahnX79: hahahha =============================================================================================== [272] king0fn0pants: oh yeah king0fn0pants: just paid my credit card online king0fn0pants: i am soooo 21st century boy now Don DarkStalker: You know what would zap you into the 22nd century? Don DarkStalker: Sending me money over PayPal Don DarkStalker: You would be soooo cool. king0fn0pants: i would king0fn0pants: but no king0fn0pants: that would involve a loss of funds for me, which i don't see happening Don DarkStalker: Bah, fine. Stay stuck in dullsville 21st century. ==================================================================================================== [273] SubZeroSquall: Damn right! *whips out the silly string* Shall I break out the fine wine? lol ==================================================================================================== [274] t o k y o baka: it sounds more like a rinoa gang bang *gasp* Don DarkStalker: <_< Yup Don DarkStalker: I'll get it on a digicam and throw it onto Win-MX lol t o k y o baka: then it's porn! Don DarkStalker: ...There a problem with that? <_<; t o k y o baka: *feels so scandelous* Don DarkStalker: What's the difference between love and porn? A box with a lense? BAH. lol t o k y o baka: rofl t o k y o baka: that's a good one Don DarkStalker: It is, isn't it? Don DarkStalker: *Remembers to use it more often* t o k y o baka: lol t o k y o baka: X.X ==================================================================================================== [275] Ep(•ƒe¡§†y's).¤Flying Paper¤.: )kiss *makezout XD* |_Otaru_|: O.o Killey the Silent (Rouge ^.^): O.O .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol o.o Ep(•ƒe¡§†y's).¤Flying Paper¤.: not you <_<; Ep(•ƒe¡§†y's).¤Flying Paper¤.: lol .·•ƒe¡§†y GªRNe†•·.[.·Eps Ho·.]: lol you shouldn't be near james when you do that :P |_Otaru_|: x.x;;; Ep(•ƒe¡§†y's).¤Flying Paper¤.: )kiss *blows kissseh at james o_O* |_Otaru_|: didnt know you cared for me so much ep >.>; Ep(•ƒe¡§†y's).¤Flying Paper¤.: lmao .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol Ep(•ƒe¡§†y's).¤Flying Paper¤.: But I love the way you have that invisable av on ;-; Ep(•ƒe¡§†y's).¤Flying Paper¤.: o_O; .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lol Killey the Silent (Rouge ^.^): rofl |_Otaru_|: but.. this just wouldnt last.. .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): :lol ==================================================================================================== [276] VahnX79: the sky is falling!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! Arcalaiwings: o-O Arcalaiwings: how can you run, from the sky? VahnX79: you can at least try befor you die =\ Arcalaiwings: lmao Arcalaiwings: nah XD VahnX79: or you could hide in a cave XD Arcalaiwings: lmao VahnX79: or get one of them tiny umbrelas like in cartoons ^_^ Arcalaiwings: lmao Arcalaiwings: those umbrellas on the hats ^_^ VahnX79: yeah those kick ass! Arcalaiwings: lmao! VahnX79: they will protect you =D Arcalaiwings: lmao VahnX79: just be like "oh yeah sky fall on this! *pulls out tiny umbrela*" Arcalaiwings: lol Arcalaiwings: *puts on little hat with umbrella* VahnX79: *watches the sky ph34r us* Arcalaiwings: lmao ==================================================================================================== [277] =:Hikaru Shouji:=: imma slow typre =:Hikaru Shouji:=: A.A and a shitty one too x.x ==================================================================================================== [278] KittyKat: i've been confused 4 my whole life =:Hikaru Shouji:=: really? about what? KittyKat: everything =:Hikaru Shouji:=: i was always confused about how they got the caramel in that caramilk bar =P .~¤Sephie¤~.(yoru nezumi): lmao ==================================================================================================== [279] Don DarkStalker: *Enlists in the "Mothers Can Kiss My Ass" Platoon* So when can I start, Sarge? =p ChronoZid: hrm.. right now! Don DarkStalker: Waha! *Goes and beats up random mothers on streets* ChronoZid: lmao Don DarkStalker: *Steals children in baby strollers and hurtles them down the sloping street* BE FREEEEEE!!! ChronoZid: lmao.. save da future kiddies! Don DarkStalker: They should have a GTA3 add-on mission like that. ^_^ ChronoZid: *sees em fly in the water* ChronoZid: ...ooops! Don DarkStalker: <.< >.> Don DarkStalker: *Points at Zid and runs off* ChronoZid: nyu! ChronoZid: *points to uh..* ChronoZid: *...a random mother!* Don DarkStalker: *Watches cops beat up mother* Don DarkStalker: The future is saved! ChronoZid: *looks at don* run soldier! Don DarkStalker: *Calls mothership and beams aboard* ChronoZid: ok this is crazy.. lol Don DarkStalker: Beverly Hills allowance... don't ask. =P ChronoZid: *beams aboard mother ship and drops the.. dun dun dun.. mother-be-gone-bomb* Don DarkStalker: *Points and laughs out of glass windshield as the mothers run around in circles and start blaming random people for it, threatening to take away their internet* ChronoZid: *looks down and sees millions of Icechus pop out* ChronoZid: that'll kill anyone =p Don DarkStalker: AHHHHH!!! FIRE THE PROTON CANNON! DIE DIE DIE!!! ChronoZid: lol Don DarkStalker: *Flies back to home planet and feasts on nachos for the rest of his days* - The End - ChronoZid: P.S. Send more cheese Don DarkStalker: Indeed. *Fade to black* ChronoZid: *rips hole in darkness* DEATH TO MOMS!! WAHAHAH!! *zips it back up* ChronoZid: k im done =p Don DarkStalker: lmao ==================================================================================================== [280] ChronoZid: lol ChronoZid: j00 sweirdo Don DarkStalker: sweirdo? The hell? Don DarkStalker: Are you drunk again? ChronoZid: sweeirdo? ChronoZid: x.x ChronoZid: -_- ChronoZid: ._. ChronoZid: v.v ChronoZid: SWEIRDO!! XD!! Don DarkStalker: 0.0 X_x; ==================================================================================================== [281] ChronoZid: J00 are the sweirdo, who made da weirdo ph33r Kojiro? ChronoZid: <.>; ==================================================================================================== [282] Don DarkStalker: ...You're drunk. Don DarkStalker: ...Or maybe you just need a good shot of caffeine. ChronoZid: or some sleep ? Don DarkStalker: Sleep? Don DarkStalker: What is this "sleep"? ChronoZid: um.. well.. ChronoZid: it's uh.. ChronoZid: *scratches head*... hey what is this.. "sleep?" ChronoZid: sl33p is f0r d4 w33k Don DarkStalker: Ok, so we know it's for the weak... but what is it? ChronoZid: er.. ChronoZid: s33k ChronoZid: ok screw it Don DarkStalker: Lol. ChronoZid: w34k ==================================================================================================== [283] ChronoZid: one, two, thr33, four ChronoZid: four? ChronoZid: four o.o ChronoZid: FOUR!! Xo Don DarkStalker: <_< Yes. Don DarkStalker: Four. Don DarkStalker: *Pats on back* You passed elementary school. Good work, soldier. ==================================================================================================== [284] Don DarkStalker: "A cynic and a psycho at 2:00 AM" Don DarkStalker: That's what I'll call this... lol ChronoZid: XXPP ChronoZid: o.o Don DarkStalker: o_o ChronoZid: jesus.. i must be tired ChronoZid: im seeing doubles ==================================================================================================== [285] Don DarkStalker: o_o Don DarkStalker: o_O Don DarkStalker: O_o Don DarkStalker: O_O Don DarkStalker: o.O Don DarkStalker: O.o Don DarkStalker: o.o Don DarkStalker: O.O ChronoZid: your confusing me!!! Xo! Don DarkStalker: My eyes dance. Don DarkStalker: ph33r. ChronoZid: four.. ^^ ChronoZid: *holds up four fingers* Don DarkStalker: No, ph33r. <_< *Holds up bloody knife* ChronoZid: four ^^; ChronoZid: >.>; Don DarkStalker: ph33r. ChronoZid: four am!! Don DarkStalker: <_<; Don DarkStalker: ph33r me! ChronoZid: lol ChronoZid: ph33rs* Don DarkStalker: Thank yew. ==================================================================================================== [286] Don DarkStalker: *Holds up four fingers* ph33r d4 f0ur. ChronoZid: four o.o;; ChronoZid: you ABUSER!! ChronoZid: BURN IN HELL FOUR TIMES SINNER!! Don DarkStalker: You're a number molestor! Xo ChronoZid: just anything with four ;.; Don DarkStalker: Why did was was six afraid of seven? ChronoZid: cause four five six? Don DarkStalker: ...Not quite. ChronoZid: nooooo ChronoZid: four four four! ChronoZid: *laughs ass off* Don DarkStalker: Perfect! ChronoZid: XD ==================================================================================================== [287] ChronoZid: wahaX D ChronoZid: er ChronoZid: XD8 ChronoZid: XD* o.o Don DarkStalker: XP Don DarkStalker: *Gets on first try* Nyar ^^ ChronoZid: *got it after 4 tries* ChronoZid: o.o! ChronoZid: four just molested ME! Don DarkStalker: o_O Don DarkStalker: O_o Don DarkStalker: o_o Don DarkStalker: O_O ChronoZid: four.. faces.. Don DarkStalker: XD ChronoZid: tha. tha.. that face! ChronoZid: ahh!! ==================================================================================================== [288] ChronoZid: oh.. hey don Don DarkStalker: Yeah? ChronoZid: Xo.. dun scare me like that! Don DarkStalker: XD XD ChronoZid: o.o! Don DarkStalker: *Counts* Four letters A-A ChronoZid: *pokes out eye* ChronoZid: .o Don DarkStalker: x.o;;; ChronoZid: *pokes out other eye* ChronoZid: . Don DarkStalker: x.x;;; Don DarkStalker: Damnit! ChronoZid: XD ==================================================================================================== [289] Bulma 2112: four. Don DarkStalker: <_< X_x Bulma 2112: lol Don DarkStalker: *Shuts ears* ==================================================================================================== [290] ~¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Having fun, Garney? Garn²¹¹²(unjubilated): yes. Slayer Z (ymuha...): of course.. she's surrounded my guys =p .Sierra.[fº] (pissed): bok bok! Hitoribochi Art 1/6: <.< .Sierra.[fº] (pissed): bok bok! Kaijo Phanex: Hey, we can't help it that Jamie's a complete guy magnet. .Sierra.[fº] (pissed): :lol ¤-.Tsuzuki-Chan.-¤~: Lol. Garn²¹¹²(unjubilated): i get the guys he gets the chicken >_> Slayer Z (ymuha...): lol .Sierra.[fº] (pissed): garny's got the guys and zids got a whack job 14 year old >P Kaijo Phanex: Yes indeed. Garn²¹¹²(unjubilated): trade <__o; .º¤» Hiroshi Nagano (Don) «º¤.: "<.< Done playing with yourself?" .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: lmao .º¤» Shuiichi Shindou (Zid) «º¤: lol .:Talbain:.[Metalhead][Furry]: Oh my god... .º¤» Hiroshi Nagano (Don) «º¤.: I'd expect him to say something like, "Yessith, my clicking arm gave out n_n; ==================================================================================================== [297] Sailor Ran 66: *gives rock hard muffin* i baked em myself ^^ Don DarkStalker: Oooh, thankies ^-^ *Grabs hammer and chisel* Sailor Ran 66: yummie ne? XP lmfao Don DarkStalker: Yush, I don't mind the fact that I need 7 new tooth fillings now ^^ ==================================================================================================== [298] OneWingedWeirdy: So sis i OneWingedWeirdy: &did OneWingedWeirdy: blarge lol OneWingedWeirdy: !!! Don DarkStalker: Lol, typo night XP ==================================================================================================== [299] OneWingedWeirdy: JESUS CHRIST! GODAMN MOTHERFUCKING TYPOS! AAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHH! OneWingedWeirdy: Im fine... really, I am Don DarkStalker: We'll see about that... <_< OneWingedWeirdy: fine... be a bitch =P Don DarkStalker: You could always go buy one of those typing tutor proggies lol OneWingedWeirdy: >_> i hate you XP Don DarkStalker: "Timon & Puumba Teaches Typing!" XP OneWingedWeirdy: bastard... OneWingedWeirdy: fucking bastard Don DarkStalker: Rofl OneWingedWeirdy: fucking bastard guy who should be gutted by a rust spork and run over by a shitty SUZUKI SWIFT! ====================================================================================================